Hey there, deities with undocumented heroes! Not long ago Godville turned 16 — old enough to drive and fake responsibility. And yet in sixteen years, not a single hero has ever been issued so much as a library card. Let’s fix that with paperwork — nothing says “grown-up” quite like a stamped form.

Meet the ID
Today the newly founded Godville Bureau of Heroic Affairs is rolling out official ID for every hero. Behold the beauty:

_{A hero, finally presentable in high society — share accordingly.}

The more decorated your hero’s record, the more stamps and marks crowd the pages — bureaucracy forgets nothing and spares no one. The IDs update automatically with every fresh achievement of your hero, and he will happily announce each update in the diary.

Impatient gods can fast-track the process: just spend a few invites at the Bureau to get a fresh card any time. Or grab a temporary ID in a minute — it looks less grand, but it’s free, and you can try it right now.

Mobile Profile Refresh
Since IDs live on hero personal pages, we used the opportunity to refresh those mobile pages too. Their design, unloved and unchanged for literally fifteen years, finally isn’t an eyesore anymore.

New Crosswords
The newspaper crossword has been running on the same two dozen grid layouts for so long that solving one had become muscle memory. That streak is over — the grid pool just tripled, so expect some unfamiliar-looking crosswords in the coming days.

Greetings, all-knowing deities! Godville has always trusted you to figure everything out on your own — sink or swim, godspeed and good luck. Today, for once, it offers some help.

Contextual Help
Update your Godville app (iOS, Android) and note little question marks scattered across the interface, next to stats you’ve been (probably) ignoring for years. Tap one and it jumps straight to the relevant help topic or GodWiki entry — no more guessing what half of the lines actually mean. (And if you already know it all, toggle the hints off in settings.)

Besides contextual help, iOS app also got another round of internal reshuffling – nothing you should notice on the surface, but plenty changed under the hood. If something looks broken or behaves strangely, please drop us a note in the Ideabox.

New Locations
Four new location types have joined the map. Two mess with hero skills: one cancels them, the other one amplifies them. The third one hands out a gift trophy on every single activation. The fourth lets your hero dig something up the moment a godvoice is actually heard.

For the past couple of weeks, the daily reshuffling chaos of locations has settled down: your layout now roughly matches other gods’, so sharing zone intel is actually useful now. Being within location also makes it a bit bigger on the map, making them easier to notice. Jump signs also show up more frequently, making navigation a bit more interesting.

Fresh Content
Once again we dove into the Ideabox and dug through pile after pile of your submissions and reported corrections. The haul is here: several hundreds of new quests and monsters freshly stitched into the game and ready to waste your hero’s time in new ways. Thanks as always to the ER crew and to everyone who submitted ideas and patiently waited for approval.

Greetings, omnipatient deities! We are happy to announce: a lot of new stuff arrived today.

App Makeovers
Godville iOS app got a facelift. Now it supports the iOS 26 liquid glass design — it looks different and hopefully better, with a lot of small visual tweaks here and there. UPD: make sure to install the last available version, it has few fixes.

Android got some love too, including a satisfying button press effect in Remote. Update here: App Store, Google Play.

One-time Alerts
Ever found yourself staring blankly at the diary, waiting for your hero to finish one specific thing? That particular waste of omnipotence is now optional — check the notification bell button above the diary.

New one-time alerts let you pick a single event — end of battle, a U-turn, arriving in town — and then go do literally anything else. One tap to open the list, one more to set it, and you’re free. Note: the alert takes a few seconds to register visually, so don’t panic if the bell won’t light up instantly.

Special Monster Icons
Some monsters have always had special abilities — beating or losing to them triggers something unusual. They were easy to miss before. Not anymore: watch for an icon next to the monster’s name: 💰 Wealthy, 📦 Loaded, 🧱 Bricked… Icons only show in the news feed, not cluttering up your diary.

POInted Monsters
The special monster roster also expanded with a new class: meet the Pointed ones. Defeat one, and a fresh point of interest appears on the map. Losing, naturally, erases one you already had.

Hey, you know what? Godville turns 16 today.

Sixteen years of gods. Sixteen years of puns. Sixteen years of two devs stubbornly updating the game while the rest of the world kept chasing yet another next big thing.

Thank you. Seriously. We are grateful for every deity who’s ever logged in, encouraged their champion, or submitted an idea that made us laugh. You are the reason this place still exists.

We’ll be straight with you: the community has been quietly shrinking. Not dramatically — but enough that it matters. Godville has always run on the strength of its players, and the best gift you can give us at 16 is introducing someone new to the game.

So here’s our birthday ask: tell someone about Godville. An invite, a post, a mention somewhere where actual humans gather — it all counts. The game doesn’t advertise itself. It relies entirely on people like you deciding it’s worth passing on.

To make it easier: every god gets 16 fresh invites today. And this year, gift birthday charges are tied to it — send an in-game invite by email (preferably to a real human who might enjoy watching a clueless hero), and you’ll get a pack of godpower charges immediately. Do it three days in a row and collect three times over. (Just make sure that your hero is not in a duel or adventure, otherwise the gift won’t arrive.)

_{(If you have no one to invite, you can type a made-up email address. We’re not going to judge and you’ll still get the gift. But if there’s someone out there who might enjoy this ridiculous game, this is a good moment.)}

Happy 16th, Godville. Here’s to the next chapter — and hopefully a few new faces along the way.

Cheers, Godville Devs.

Greetings, dear deities! Hopefully you recall the April 1st surprise event when Godville’s map gained a bunch of unidentified locations.

Well, the chaos wasn’t temporary. We are happy to announce that those locations are here to stay.

Anomaly Locations
Godville’s roads are no longer just a straight line to the nearest tavern. Every day, several anomaly zones will sprout across the map, each stretching across dozens of milestones. These are designed to keep your hero awake, shaking up the monotonous “walk-kill-loot” routine with a few surprises.

Every zone carries its own peculiar effect — some helpful, some spiteful. Heroes might walk faster or slower, face stronger or wealthier monsters, find divine influences landing with unusual precision, or watch them melt bricks even after temple completion…

Mapping Locations
Locations start grey and nameless until identified. Many reveal themselves naturally: a hero notices they’re walking faster, or stumbles into an unusually wealthy monster, and connects the dots. Other locations — mainly affecting divine matters — require a nudge from you: any Remote influence will identify it, even an empty godvoice. Just remember: if a zone stays grey after your hero walks through it, it simply isn’t interfering with them.

Each day’s map layout is the same for everyone and visible upfront. However, the zone order is randomized for every hero: the same location might be right outside the capital for one, and buried at the map’s edge for another. Oh, and towns remain blissfully anomaly-free (they have plenty of their own effects already).

To see the locations, make sure your app is up to date: App Store, Google Play.

Spring Content Cleaning
Since it’s April and all — spring cleaning season is officially open. Head to this forum thread to report any in-game text that’s been driving you mad.

Ahoy, dear deities! We’ve been tinkering with the coastlines again, and the results are delightfully amusing.

More Ports in Seas
For ages, Godville’s capital enjoyed a total monopoly on sea trade. Well, the provincial towns got jealous and they’ve finally built their own docks. So now while sailing, you’ll often spot new ports: some are visible from the start, while others hide in the fog.

Anchoring at one lets your hero offload booty as usual, but they’ll step off the ark into that specific town instead of the capital. And to know where you’re heading before you dock, just tap the port icon (assuming you use the latest iOS or Android app).

New “Know Your Monster” Season
Our monster quiz is back for a new season! Every day, “Godville Today” will publish a questionable picture of a local monster. Guess its name correctly to get a special gift for your hero. Each season lasts 2-3 months, don’t miss it.

Odds and Ends
Three more things:

1. Keep an eye on the newspaper for a new spoilered forecast. On these days almost every quest reward will be revealed upfront. And remember, you can use a spoiler artifact to reroll the quest prize.
2. Relic hunters can now find the Relic of Boldness. Equipping it makes your hero look so daring that strong monsters will be more likely to pick a fight.
3. Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day! Bosses are so overwhelmed with love they’re practically offering their enamored hearts. Don’t miss the chance to carve out a lovely trophy.

Warmest greetings, Your Almightinesses! Pause your smiting for a moment, we have goodies to share.

First things first: we’ve dived down the Ideabox treasure trove once again and emerged with hundreds of new diary phrases and artifacts. Which, obviously, go live today. Praise be to the authors and the tireless ER watch!

Next up, a little experiment: push notifications for critical boss battle moments. When Explosive and Sneaky bosses are planning to blow up or flee, you’ll get a heads-up (assuming you have boss notifications enabled). Give it a try and let us know if this is helpful or just annoying.

And now, the main attraction: holiday festivities! Here is the menu:

• Seasonal gifts are everywhere! Monsters drop them, snowmen hoard them, and bingo hands them out. Activate them for free and enjoy random rewards. Tip: each bingo extraction delivers a gift instantly, so get one right now.

• Hunt for snowflakes ❄️ by defeating monsters, catching reindeer 🦌, fishing frozen ponds, or zapping the godpower capacitor. Trade them for gold, use them as bingo wildcards, or collect 3-5 to build a snowman purely to destroy it and loot the remains.

• Santa Clawses and Satan Clauses roam the fields, spreading cheer, gifts, and occasionally agreeing to become pets.

• Dungeon Forge owners can plant Christmas trees for visiting heroes to discover and claim presents.

• Starting tomorrow, enjoy seasonal activatable ads and the festive town of Laplandville, offering discounts and holiday vibes.

• Finally, there are special holiday side jobs and holiday POIs for extra seasonal flavor.

The festivities run until January 2. May your heroes be merry and Godville puns ridiculous. Happy Holidays!

Greetings, divine judges! Let’s talk about Ideabox voting — as you know, your votes shape what makes it into the game. But let’s be honest, mobile voting has always been a bit clunky. Until now.

Meet the card deck! We’ve reimagined voting into a satisfying swiping experience, far more usable on phones. Check it out:

Flick left to dismiss, swipe right to approve – it’s fun and dandy.

Access the deck via the Cards button in the Ideabox, or use the quick-access button right above hero’s diary in the latest mobile app. (if the button annoys you, you can disable it in the cards menu.) The classic voting interface is not going anywhere, so you can keep using it too.

A temporal voting storm is expected as everyone will be trying out the new divine toy, then things will settle down naturally. Let’s watch this phenomenon together.

Also My Ingenious Pieces now shows the approval percentage for each idea. It’s important for accessing the Ideabox ER, plus it’s just fun to keep an eye on.

Black Friday Sale
For the first time in ages: 2-in-1 sale on godpower charges! Purchase any godpower charges pack (via web or within Godville app) and receive the equal amount as a bonus. (Gifts excluded, one purchase per deity, available through November 30.)

Your support fuels Godville’s servers and ongoing development — thank you for keeping this world alive!

Greetings, frightfully divine overseers! We’ve cooked up half a dozen new treats for you, conveniently coming in pairs:

New Activatable Ads

• One doubles or halves your hero’s current health — flip that coin for your amusement
• The other one casually flips your champion’s personality to the opposite. Tired of your hero’s compassion? Boom, instant cruelty!

New Relics

• Relic of Grip — for heroes with butterfingers who keep losing their loot
• Relic of Examination — speeds up the examination of other relics (so meta)

Handy Tweaks

• When your hero idles in their Shop, the Remote now shows a “Leave Shop” button in web browser too. No more wondering about missing influences.
• The Ideabox ER now displays anonymous author and editor tags for ideas with multiple edits. This should probably make ER talk less confusing.

Halloween Festival
Now for the main event! Halloween descends upon Godville with all its spooky glory. Beyond the simple treats (hordes of seasonal monsters, hungry tribbles and that pesky spookiness aura), check out:

• Glowing pumpkins — the main dish! Crack these open for random goodies, from bricks to relics
• Undead monsters — these stubborn beasts need defeating twice to drop those glowing pumpkins and other stuff
• Pumpkinized trophies — traders go absolutely wild for emoji merchandise, paying 700% of usual
• Colossal Beasties — these are so enormous that they are visible right from the sail start. It also has a manimal or fenimal, so go ahead if you dare
• The Ghost Town at the 13th milestone — it ░░░░░░ everything in fog, including your hero’s ░░░░░ and parts of this sentence

The spooky festivities last three days. Happy haunting!

Greetings, divine beings! A colossal update awaits your attention.

Shrooms and Reactions
It’s mushroom season across Godville! Throughout September, heroes stumble upon these fungi everywhere. While your champions are too cautious to sample them, you certainly can force a taste-test and enjoy some chaotic results in the form of free auras.

Bonus feature: all seasonal events now unlock special chat reactions. This month it’s obviously 🍄, but stay tuned to another 10+ Godville yearly events.

Mobile App Updates
We’ve updated our mobile apps with a long-awaited feature: four different font sizes to choose from. Pretty essential for a text-based game, we’d say.

iOS update is waiting for Apple approval here. The Android app update rolled out a few days ago and it also received major under-the-hood changes to comply with Google latest platform requirements, so it might feel somewhat different. Make sure you’re running the latest version to avoid glitches.

Fresh Content
Once again we spent weeks diving deep into your Ideabox submissions, choosing the juicy ones. Now we are glad to add hundreds of fresh earthly news and sailing entries into the game. Thanks to all contributors and tireless ER editors!

Sea Leviathans
Now for the truly massive part of this update. While gods were busy with dungeon forging, they made the tectonics a bit unstable. Seas now bubble with geological eruptions, revealing suspicious abyssal rifts.

So now relic-hunting gods can trigger underwater explosions there, raising entire islands from the depths! These hold ancient hints pointing to the true horrors of the seas: the leviathans.

Oh, the leviathans! Legend says one deity had to personally destroy such a beast. No wonder – Leviathans sport three-word names, making them much more powerful than regular beasties and even granting them special abilities. Don’t expect an easy fight, and definitely don’t wake them unprepared! The reward, however, makes it worthwhile: a new relic for your Reliquary and TWO treasure bags for each.

Fair warning: this feature targets active gods with fully upgraded arks. Heroes lacking a full set of souls won’t be able to activate rifts, though at least everything else in the seas remains the same.

Relics Pantheon
Finally, please welcome the new Reliquity pantheon! Here you can track global relic-collecting progress and measure your hoarding skills against fellow deities.