Quest-ceptional news, dear deities! After decades of heroes dragging through meaningless quests for cheap fame and dubious rewards, it’s high time for an upgrade.

Quest Rewards
Starting today, regular quest rewards are getting a makeover. They are still random, but:

1. A wider variety of arguably useful rewards will appear more frequently
2. Temple owners will find fewer useless bricks cluttering their reward pool
3. New reward types include a random collectible resource (like wood, creature or glyphs) and assorted loot bags

Quest Spoilers
Introducing the newest activatable artifacts: spoilers! These mystical items let your hero peek at the end of their quest storyline before reaching it. Curious about the reward? Now you can know in advance.

Even more, if you activate a spoiler when the outcome is already known, it’ll actually change the promised reward to something else entirely.

For epic, mini, and special quests, spoilers simply add progress. Best of all? Activation is completely free.

Don’t want to touch anything? It’s ok too, heroes will occasionally figure out their quest reward from the start, noting it right in the quest text.

Quest Stuff
In classic Godville absurdity, the quest text length now loosely reflects its duration (only for regular quests). Quest description is too wordy? Prepare for a long journey. Short and sweet? Your hero will get it done soon.

On a related note, now it’s easier to gain some quest progress – via miracles and other deity means. But only up to 99%, the last step a true hero should always do themselves.

As a nice icing for this update cake, we’ve added almost two hundred brand new quests and a bunch of new quest ending phrases. Now your hero can waste time in novel ways.

Two More Things
A helpful improvement: boss push-notifications now include their abilities as well.

Finally, “Know Your Monster” is back with a hundred new pics! Every day, our newspaper will publish a monster drawing — guess its name and watch your hero to receive something special.

Well, look at that. Fifteen years. Godville officially turns 15 today.

A decade and a half of heroes doing… whatever it is they do, and gods watching whenever they remember to. Time flies when you’re letting someone else do all the work.

Honestly, reaching this milestone is incredible, and it’s entirely thanks to you, the amazing community of deities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran who remembers the primordial diaries or a newcomer still figuring out which end of the hero goes forward, thank you for being part of this wonderfully weird journey.

The 15-year adventure in figures that speak for themselves:

• Heroes Created: Over 1.6 million! That’s a lot of diary pages.
• Monsters Smited: Over 16 BILLION. The monster insurance industry has never recovered.
• Ideas Submitted: 796000, while 52000 somehow actually made it into the game.
• Game Updates: 178! Nearly monthly for 15 years – we’ve been busy.
• Server Status: Surprisingly stable, never went down for more than a few hours.
• Two-Dev Team Status: Burned out and re-ignited more times than we can count. It’s our natural cycle now.

And you know the drill. Anniversaries mean goodies!

First, free charges. Congratulate your hero with a godvoice and get a nice pack of godpower charges. Do this daily for three days to maximize your divine bounty.

Second, free blessing. For the next 30 days, activating the Blessing costs absolutely nothing, no charges required. As a reminder, blessing helps your hero collect their most-needed resource faster on their own. _{(Got one running already? No problem – just activate the next one for free before 11:00 UTC on June 9th.)}

Happy 15th Anniversary, Godville! It’s been a wild, unpredictable, and genuinely fun ride thanks to all of you. Here’s to many more years of divine watch and heroic absurdity.

Cheers,
Godville Devs.

Greetings, oh patient deities! We came with a fresh update, and dear gods, we’ve crammed in a lot.

Todo Widget
Feast your eyes on the brand new widget for newspaper-related activities (#1 in the screenshot below). It gently reminds you of your (lack of) commitment to the newspaper things – bingo, coupon, crossword, “know your monster”, etc.

And with inventory widget you can now see if there’s an activatable trophy in hero’s bag, indicated by the @ symbol (#2).

Live Activity
The iOS app now features a “Live Activity” during adventures when the app is not active, graciously displaying the turn number and hero’s health in the phone’s top (#3) and on the lock screen (#4).

We hope that this will make adventuring just a tad bit more convenient, especially while juggling several apps at once – you know, the usual deity multitasking. Of course, you can disable this via your phone’s settings or fine-tune in the game. Live Activity for each adventure type shows only if corresponding notification is enabled.

Sailing Helper
A small but surprisingly handy thingy added to seas. When the ark is low on supplies, the sea around it now displays a dotted ring – it’s a visual reminder of the ark’s health and maximum travel distance with current supplies.

To ensure everything in this update works properly, please update your game app: iOS or Android.

New Content
We spent another few weeks in the dreaded Ideabox, overwhelmed with your submissions. Now we’re quite pleased to add 500 new ideas into the game! Look out for new monsters, loot, equipment and hundreds of diary phrases. Hats off to all the contributors, and the ER crew for somehow making sense of it all.

Spring Cleaning
It’s March already, which means it’s time for the traditional “spring cleaning” event. In this forum topic, you can suggest deletions or revisions to any in-game text that you find poorly written, unpleasant or otherwise in need of improvement.

Good news, tireless deities! Prepare for another pack of godlike goodies.

Epicgram Items
The lives of Godville heroes are so dazzling that it’s a shame they didn’t have a personal chronicler… until now.

Introducing the new Epicgram items! These wondrous devices instantly fabricate a small, but surely epic tale about your hero, exaggerating and embellishing like any self-respecting scribe should.

And if you activate one within a town, it even boosts the hero guild’s influence. Hard to resist, considering it’s completely free to activate, picturize, or share.

New Jobs and Ads
Heroes can now take on a new pilgrimage side job: “Offer prayers in <Some Town>.” Unlike the usual “do something N times” jobs, this one only requires one-time prayer, but in a specific city. Note that you can order your hero to return to the nearest town with a simple “Return!” godvoice.

The newspaper proudly features two new “advertisements”. The first one instantly teleports a hero to their guild HQ town for a quick get-together with the buddies. The second is a risky one – it allows you to gamble hero’s gold for a chance to double it _{(please don’t do it in real life)}.

And Even More
Many have probably noticed, but we’ll mention it anyway: every day at 13:00 UTC (8am EST), a “Simplify” button appears in the newspaper crossword, making it significantly easier. Give it a try if you’ve struggled with crosswords before.

Finally, Happy Valentine’s Day! The Godville version is, shall we say, peculiar: almost all bosses are practically dying to give heroes their still-beating hearts, so don’t miss a chance if you need one.

Warmest greetings, divine overseers! It’s time to get a regular bunch of good news.

Right off the bat, we’re launching a brand new “Know Your Monster” season. Every day, our newspaper will publish a monster sketch. Guess its name correctly, and you’ll get a special quest with a special outcome for your hero.

Now hold onto your Remotes because Godville is about to turn into a winter wonderland:

• Lots of seasonal gifts here and there! Your hero will find some on its own, but even more with your help (keep reading!). Activate them for free and enjoy the sweet random rewards they offer. Pro tip: use bingo extraction to get a gift right now.

• Catch snowflakes! These ❄️ can be obtained in many ways: defeating monsters, catching reindeers 🦌, fishing out of frozen ponds or zapping the godpower capacitor. Then trade them for gold or use as wildcards in the newspaper bingo. And if your hero collects three or more, with a bit of luck they can build a snowman and loot presents from its cold body.

• Santa Clawses and Satan Clauses roaming the fields, so hunt them for gifts. If you’re lucky, the hero might even tame them.

• Enjoy seasonal side jobs: easier than unwrapping presents and twice as fun. And if your hero stumbles upon a rare holiday POI, they’ll get an extra reward.

• Dungeon Forge owners, time to shine! You can plant a Christmas tree in your dungeon and watch heroes collect surprise presents.

• The festive town of Laplandville, neatly located right next to Godville and known for its discounts and other bonuses, will soon open its door for visitors.

• New this year and starting tomorrow: Holiday newspaper ‘Ads’, where magic meets marketing! Summon a Satan Claus or manifest a snowflake with a mere click in the newspaper.

The feast continues until January 2nd. May our heroes be merry, and our humor be ridiculous. Happy Holidays!

Hey there, divine watchers! We’re back with news you didn’t know you were waiting for.

Introducing Widgets
Big news on the widget front. For starters, we’ve completely revamped Godville widgets for iOS 17+ with 7 variants to choose from.

Android users, rejoice, now you can finally join the widget party! From tiny widgets showing a single phrase or hero stats, to plus-sized ones packed with Remote and everything – choose it to your liking.

Just update your app (iOS or Android), long-press your home screen, and look for “Add widget”.

_{Quick heads-up: your widget may update with delay (expect 3-5 updates hourly), because mobile vendors limit updates to preserve battery. If the widget appears sluggish, check this guide for some tips – or give it a manual poke. And Android folks, if your widget looks a bit wonky, try resizing it for that perfect fit.}

New Content
Fresh content ahoy! We’ve gone treasure hunting in the Ideabox, sorting through your submissions. After tackling half the categories, we’re proud to inject 400+ new ideas into the game, including quirky news bits and, finally, Godville Times refreshment. We particularly love the new punchy headers and the updated guilds section, which now mentions guild HQs town (starting tomorrow). Big thanks to all contributors and the ER team!

Coming Soon
Two special treats heading your way this week. On November 27-28, expect to find some Thanksgiving healing gifts. Then on December 1st, winter officially arrives in Godville – time to chill out with icebergs in frosty seas and enjoy the baitless fishing. Stay tuned!

Hey there, fearful deities! We’ve got some trembling news.

Dungeon Refreshments
Let’s stir up the dungeons a bit, shall we? You may have already noticed the new special dungeon with its neat, grid-like layouts – that’s a first thing.

Next, please welcome a brand new type of dungeon: Cave of Demolition. The miracles in these can literally knock down walls around your heroes. With a bit of luck, you might just make a shortcut straight into the treasure room.

And most importantly, get ready for the hundreds of new eerie dungeons: Pits of Graxicity, Tomb of Hoardindance, Crypt of Mystedness, etc. Yep, you guessed it right – dungeons can now have two types at once, leading to some really intriguing combinations. If you can’t figure out the types from the dungeon name, just rely on the bold text with dungeon rules at the raid start.

New Boss Ability
As if dungeons weren’t enough, we’re introducing a new breed of bosses: Escalating. They’re weak at first, starting with just one or two abilities, but they intensify the fight by learning new tricks along the way, right before the horrified heroes’ eyes.

Halloween Special
The annual Halloween Fest is of course here, bringing back all the spooky things. Let’s get scared of:

• undead monsters — they need to be defeated twice to get special loot, including…
• glowing pumpkins — these are free to activate and often morph into valuable things
• pumpkinized artifacts — these come with emojis, making them a hit among new generation of traders
• the silent Ghost Town at the 13th milestone is obscuring the ░░░░░ while heroes are around
• a colossal beastie in every sail — so huge that you can see it right from the start and go after its booty right away

The spooky event will last for the next three days. Have a nice scare!

Hey there, celestial crew! Ready for a dash of divine news?

New Achievement
Our valiant heroes are constantly out there, doing their hero thing, and frankly, it’s time we gave them proper credit for their feats. Drumroll, please, for the introduction of the Hotshot achievement.

The 3rd-tier version pops up after any four feats, the 2nd-tier needs a mythical twelve, and the 1st-tier requires even more. If your hero has met the requirements, you should already have seen a new achievement popup.

New Badge Thingy
To make tracking and bragging about your feats and deeds easier, we’ve added a nifty counter to god’s profile page. Right next to your hero’s name and medals, you’ll find a thingy with a number — which is the total of all your achievements and feats. Click on it to dive into the details.

New Feats
Bored with old feats and craving something new? Here are five fresh feats for your hero:

1. Get the 1st place in bingo at the end of a day _{(might be tough, but scores three points right off the bat)}
2. Complete 5 side jobs in a row _{(counting starts after this update; also you can ditch side jobs you don’t like using newspaper ad)}
3. Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day _{(within 24 hours is fine too)}
4. Craft a mystery box _{(find two bold items starting with ‘m’ and tell your hero to combine them)}
5. Win three spars with guildmates in a row _{(because friends who spar together, stay together)}

And Even More

• Godpower charge for arena wins rule has changed. Win a fight and you’ll get back up to two charges (twice than before) — if charges or influences were used in the duel. UPD: there is still a good chance to get a charge just by sending influences.
• The town your hero is heading back to is now marked on the map. To see it in the mobile apps, make sure to update to the latest version (iOS, Android).
• Mushroom season is here! Till the end of this month heroes will keep stumbling upon toadstools, which grant random aura upon eating activation.

Good news, dear deities!

First of all, please welcome a big content update. We spent a few weeks diving headfirst into the Ideabox, where we sift and approve your ingenious ideas, managing to work through half of the categories. Today we’re infusing the game with six hundred or so new ideas, including diary entries, equipment, trophies, and dungeon entries. Hats off to the all authors and the ER squad for helping with ideas! You’re making the game better.

Secondly, please welcome the new season of Know Your Monster. Every day, our newspaper will publish a monster drawing — guess its name and get something in return.

Thirdly, three new feats await heroes’ prowess:

• Get a new aura through the aura of curiosity (hint: just wait for your hero to self-activate aura-giving artifact)
• Find dungeon treasure after defeating exactly 5 bosses (no more, no less)
• Single-handedly light up all lighthouses in one sail

Finally, in the last weeks we have made a bunch of improvements for visually impaired players. If you’ve been playing via web browser, you might’ve noticed some positive changes in dungeons, dungeon forges and datamines.

How’s it going, dear deities? We’ve got another hodgepodge of heroism for your godly pleasure. Let’s dig in:

1. Help is easier to find now — while in Godville mobile app, tap on what you’re curious about on the hero’s screen and select “What is it?” to open up a hint (currently works for about half of the stuff).
2. Two brand-new, activatable “ads” are about to hit the newspaper. The first one is going to swap all potions for bold artifacts, and the second will set up a blind date for your hero with a monster on the wanted list.
3. Speaking of wanted monsters: “a worthy reward” bounty now includes souls, assuming your hero is already collecting them.
4. The My Ingenious Pieces section now lets you sort through your brilliance — whether it’s to admire what’s accepted, popular or ERed. Really handy if you have hundreds of submissions.

And now, after those appetizers, we’re set for the main course: new kind of pets. Let’s meet the latest addition to the pets roster: embolding ones!

No one knows what they really look like, but we are somehow sure they are chunky, big boned and proficient with typography. In practical terms, they could attract monsters carrying bold trophies. More importantly, they could occasionally turn your hero’s gear bold. And as you may recall, bold equipment has its own set of cool perks, making the heroes even more daring and irresistable.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to pick monsters of this new breed. A special Ideabox section is open for the next 48 hours — vote for the creatures you’d like to become the next pets. And if you got some other in-game monster suggestions, drop them in the “other” section, and we’ll add the intriguing ones to the vote. Then check back on Thursday to see the list of new pets that made the cut.

UPD: thanks for voting! Here is the list of new pets: Fat Cat (needs level 35+), Grease Monkey (55+), Legal Weasel (70+), Cinnaminion (90+), Wizaardvark (105+), Closet Monster (120+), Bear Minimum (135+), Optimus Slime (160+).