Good news, tireless deities! Prepare for another pack of godlike goodies.

Epicgram Items
The lives of Godville heroes are so dazzling that it’s a shame they didn’t have a personal chronicler… until now.

Introducing the new Epicgram items! These wondrous devices instantly fabricate a small, but surely epic tale about your hero, exaggerating and embellishing like any self-respecting scribe should.

And if you activate one within a town, it even boosts the hero guild’s influence. Hard to resist, considering it’s completely free to activate, picturize, or share.

New Jobs and Ads
Heroes can now take on a new pilgrimage side job: “Offer prayers in <Some Town>.” Unlike the usual “do something N times” jobs, this one only requires one-time prayer, but in a specific city. Note that you can order your hero to return to the nearest town with a simple “Return!” godvoice.

The newspaper proudly features two new “advertisements”. The first one instantly teleports a hero to their guild HQ town for a quick get-together with the buddies. The second is a risky one – it allows you to gamble hero’s gold for a chance to double it _{(please don’t do it in real life)}.

And Even More
Many have probably noticed, but we’ll mention it anyway: every day at 13:00 UTC (8am EST), a “Simplify” button appears in the newspaper crossword, making it significantly easier. Give it a try if you’ve struggled with crosswords before.

Finally, Happy Valentine’s Day! The Godville version is, shall we say, peculiar: almost all bosses are practically dying to give heroes their still-beating hearts, so don’t miss a chance if you need one.