3/30/16
09:26 PM A worm popped out of my apple and screamed “Can’t believe it’s been one year already. Here’s to one year and hopefully many more!! ?.” Ate it to shut it up.
4/8/2016
10:57 PM Notes from the arena: Not Quite So Brave is on his knees. Devious Drake salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 1374 gold coins. Due to this fight’s special rule, the winner gets three golden bricks instead of one.
4/9/2016
12:10 AM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
5/10/17 (Goodbye Double Dragon)
04:42 PM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Oy into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
9/12/19 (Ark Complete)
04:31 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Soul Supreme.
7/16/2021 (Pars Collected)
09:34 PM Great One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?
9/19/2021 (First Boss Monster Created)
11:59 PM It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
12/16/23 End of Iago, the inner Demon?
12:29 PM The Tempered Glass Dragon raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Iago suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Iago was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
12/19/23 😭
12:28 AM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Iago, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
12/31/23
First in Bingo for issue #4740
4/1/24
Take personality to the extreme ✓
(Pure Good 😇)
4/14/2024
10:26 PM Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “It’s my birthday, my hero. Anything you want to say to me?”, Soul Supreme!
8/4/2024
03:18 AM Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Almighty, the great work is done!