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Probability
The Great Random - a mysterious force which permeates the very essence of Godville and is often treated as a deity in itself. The majority of in-game events occur randomly.
Bingo
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Famous Heroes
Shadowcat — 101st-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “Ye Gods and Little Fishes”, stands at the 12th position in the pantheon of Storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Mattygroves. “I am overworked and underpaid,” she claims.
Crisismana — 148th-level adventurer, member of the “Hidden leaf village” guild, with the motto “҉Shinobi Clan™ 🐉|木ノ葉隠れの里”, stands at the 117th position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the god Crisismana. Due to legal protections, we're unable to divulge more personal data on him.
Wanted
The Seismimic is on the verge of extinction. Merchants will offer 2100 gold coins for its rare hide.
Caught today: 221 pcs.
Ecologists warn that the Thundertaker population has declined by ninety percent. Let's see if we can help get it to a hundred today.
Caught today: 210 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Harvest Moon is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 3rd place in the pantheon of Unity. Rumor says there are about 207 of them. They've chosen the title of “sickpuppy” for their most esteemed members. The favorite monster of the guild is Master of Puppies. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “deafening snore” skill.
Yoga Experts is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 83rd place in the pantheon of Popularity. Rumor says there are about 23 of them. The highest rank here is “expert”. The chief totem aura supervisor here is the Downward Facing Dog. Infamous for eating cakes and leaving them whole.
Guild popularity in
5% — Blue Feather
4% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
2% — The Forsakens Lament
2% — Adventure Time
2% — ye of little faith
2% — Knights who say Ni
2% — The Wheel of Time
2% — Asylum
1% — The Hornet Nest
78% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
“Gnome Depot” promises to buy an Encyclopedia Heroica at several times the normal price. Mister Betsy is that rich.
Found today: 73 pcs.
For reasons analysts cannot determine, even a used Godville Admin bobblehead is selling for a really high price today.
Found today: 104 pcs.
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Daily Forecast
• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance of usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect at the place of their deaths. Beware.
• A strange, sticky dew hangs in the air that causes auras to stick onto the skin for longer than usual.
Game News
09/09 Achievement Unlocked
08/02 Know Your Content
06/25 Bold Meal
05/10 Birthday Blessing
03/31 Soulfulness
Godpower Cap
1%
Ideabox News
• Approximately 59 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 72 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.
• Looking for Rhons? He is in the ER, helping his divine peers.
• Popular consensus is that Astronar's genius knows no bounds.
Forum News
11:14 [Game] The banning game
11:14 [Game] The Person Above Me
11:12 Fun word game!
11:12 Free Word Association Game
11:11 CHAIN REACTION
Broken News
• A Russian Roulette Croupier and a Despicable Ewe were recently bred together by scientists. No one knows the results of the study as there has been no news from the laboratory or any of its staff.
• Heroes, beware! Hordes of bloodsucking mosquitoes have attacked Herowin. We advise you to refrain from visiting the city.
• See our exclusive interview with the Godville Admin on the second page. It's a must-read!
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
15332 gold coins +8.8%
1 Godville invite
991 gold coins +2.9%