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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger
Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.
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Famous Heroes
Goober Boy — 162nd-level adventurer, member of the “Sons of Odin” guild, with the motto “I Say Two Mottos! ”, stands at the 23rd position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Fruit the Juice. Rumours are it takes at least one more than this hero to change a lightbulb.
Crabbe — 141st-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “Honor, justice, and pie”, stands at the 172nd position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Vivy. On one occasion, he almost drowned from being so deep in thought.
Wanted
A suit made from Sulphuric Aphid hide is the latest fashion must-have. Tailors are offering 2400 gold coins for new material.
Caught today: 145 pcs.
Recent studies claim the Paladjinn has become entrenched in the Godville ecosystem. We'll reward anyone who helps weed them out.
Caught today: 107 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
☭ is a chaotic pile of 24 heroes who somehow stumbled into 44th place in the pantheon of Adventure. The upper echelon call themselves “comrade”. Guild members worship the Monsters' Rights Activist in utmost secrecy. The guild's secret handshake involves three spins and interpretive dance.
Godville Addicts is where 28 heroes come together to brag about their 83rd place in the pantheon of Unity. Elites of this guild like to call themselves “pancake”. Has never successfully completed a group photo.
Guild popularity in
13% — Blue Feather
12% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
8% — Harvest Moon
7% — Knights who say Ni
4% — Guild Name
3% — Dragon Lords
2% — Jedaii Order
2% — The Dark Side
1% — Organization XIII
48% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Need money? We get it. Exclusively offered at Eugene Harold Krabs's shop “The Krusty Krab”, but first, come by and part with your peek-a-quester.
Found today: 62 pcs.
Today only! Each golden parachute can be exchanged for triple the regular market value and a wide smile from the trader.
Found today: 37 pcs.
Ads
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Will treat all illnesses in exchange for grammar lessons. Royal Leeches.
Direct supply of bold trophies. Limited offer, only for select heroes. Today’s special offer — an invite to dungeon. Payment in gold coins. Find us in Monsterdam, to the left of the city gates.
Daily Forecast
• Unexpected noise levels in the upper layers of the atmosphere could decrease godvoice hearing conditions on the surface.
• The gold reward for the Bingo game today is much higher than usual.
Game News
06/17 Spoilers Ahead
05/10 Godville Hits 15
03/21 Live is Live
02/13 Epicgram Tales
12/21 Holiday Special
Godpower Cap
18%
Ideabox News
• 33 ideas were voted on in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.
• SourceRunner displayed their complete control of the Ideabox narrative.
• The Great Random seems to have affected Sassy Taegan. She keeps sending random ideas to us.
Forum News
03:46 The Tribble Game
03:44 Wow
02:36 [Game] The banning game
02:36 [Game] The Person Above Me
01:55 Crossword & KYM Hints
Broken News
• A brainstorm has swept over the city of Monstro City. Residents are in a panic. The good gods are trying to mitigate the consequences of this horrific weather event.
• Something was reported today, but it was not deemed important enough to justify taking up space here.
• Did you know that smoking in a bamboo forest imposes a serious risk to your health?
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
7425 gold coins -2.1%
1 Godville invite
941 gold coins -9.0%