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At the turn of the century, Godville became home to the first University of Heroes. Here, young men and women were challenged to make the transition from sword-fodder to sword fighter.

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Famous Heroes

Eidotter 120th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Temporarily out of order.”, stands at the 53rd position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Eidotter. He was known to distribute counterfeit invites to Godville during his youth.

Psedel 22nd-level adventurer, member of the “Ham G Fanclub” guild, with the motto “I’m Batman”, stands at the 134th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Spirimus. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

Wanted

An intolerably rich tycoon from Herostan is offering a reward for every Capitalist Overlord anyone brings in.

Caught today: 563 pcs.

The Card-Carrying Villain is wanted as valuable material for scarecrows created by a mad milliner. Today, a carcass of this creature stuffed with wool can be exchanged for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 555 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Hufflepuff — guild of 46 heroes, located at the 24th place in the pantheon of duelery. Despite all the protests, the Badger of Honor is a totem of this guild. Guild's unity increases with dropping temperature.

Guild of the Demon King is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 82nd place in the pantheon of duelery. Rumor says there are about 31 of them. Favorite monster of the guild is Maître Demon. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sang by each member independently.

Guild popularity in

8% — Blue Feather

5% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% — Harvest Moon

2% — Legion of the Dead

1% — Wild Geese

1% — Underperforming Sinners

1% — Petite Anii

1% — Whitewing

77% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

“Thousand Things” promises to buy a graphics engine at several times the normal price. Neglios is that rich.

Found today: 59 pcs.

If you find a space-timestamp, it's your lucky day! Contact any trader to quickly turn your luck into gold!

Ads

The “diversity” guild is looking for a supplier for a pot of gold paint.

Are you afraid everyone is out to get you? You are not alone. Tune in to the Truth Hour, every Sunday on KGNF 105.5, Godville's only Text Based Talk Radio.

A special offer from the “Brick” jewelry shop — buy our gilded back-scratcher for only 9999 gold coins!

Daily Forecast

• Minor fluctuations of fundamental constants resulted in a temporal change — today melting a golden brick with a god influence should be easier than usual.

• Skill training shops in towns are closed for today, since all personal coaches went into the astral plane.

Godpower Cap

8%

Ideabox News

• 34 ideas were enhanced yesterday.

• Warning: Okidokidoc is busy in the ER, enhancing ideas left and right!

• The tireless goddess Recliner contributes ideas often. She does it for the kids!

Forum News

21:53 Continue game - 2 words per.

21:53 Tell me a story in 6 words

21:52 Liemonn Institute of Elemental Studies | RP (spots are open)

21:51 3 word story.

21:50 Three word story

Broken News

• Witnesses report that a Fund Raider independently and quite successfully managed to break the Fourth Wall.

• See our exclusive interview with the Godville Admin on the second page. It's a must-read!

• An epic tapestry titled “A hero of the “AViD GiGGLERz” guild writing a letter to the Godville Administrator” is being exhibited at the Anville museum.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

5271 gold coins -6.3%

1 golden brick

3122 gold coins +0.7%

1 Godville invite

1095 gold coins +14.8%