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Gold Bricks

Gold is considered the holiest of materials, though not the rarest, and has been since the beginning of civilization. It is very nonreactive (it's a noble metal) and as such can stand up to the might of the elements (nobody wants their temple to fall down).

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Famous Heroes

Hadura 72nd-level adventurer, member of the “Buttstallion Battalion” guild, with the motto “Everything is grey”, stands at the 78th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Grandour. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

Titanious 107th-level adventurer, member of the “We have ways of making you talk” guild, with the motto “Go Team Venture!”, stands at the 175th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Cballer. His worst enemy — a Zombo-Wirt. Favorite trophy — something that looks like an “Unwelcome” doormat. He is also a huge fan of Dogville’s pubs.

Wanted

Today, the limbs of a certain creature can be exchanged for 2000 gold coins. All you need to do is to prove they came from a Sabertooth Fairy.

Caught today: 490 pcs.

The Godville blood bank is low on Dragon-Sized Fly blood. A reward is promised to anyone who can collect some.

Caught today: 456 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

is a group of 27 brave adventurers, who have climbed to 28th position in the pantheon of popularity. “comrade” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Despite all the protests, the Monsters' Rights Activist is a totem of this guild. This guild specializes in how to hide a grail and see if someone finds it.

Lost Tribe is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 52nd place in the pantheon of duelery. Rumor says there are about 35 of them. They call themselves “wanderer”. Can you imagine that? Almost every guild member finds it offensive to figure out why the person in the mirror is such a copycat.

Guild popularity in

33% — Harvest Moon

27% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

9% — The Forsakens Lament

8% — Blue Feather

6% — Companions of the Nine

3% — Knights who say Ni

2% — UmbraRexes Anonymous

1% — Immortals of Rome

1% — Godville

10% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Found an invite to Godville? Go to Godville, ask for the “Rome Depot” shop. Gary-Sue will buy it like a hot cake.

Found today: 93 pcs.

Exotic artifact collectors offer handsome monetary rewards to heroes who bring them a Darwin award.

Ads

Is someone stealing your gold bricks? Too few gold coins to melt new ones? A hardworking brigade of crowbar-wielding tramps is willing to provide you and your guild with loads of construction material.

You miserable beggar! Get yourself down to Beerburgh and have a good drink!

“Farmville” pub — always fresh pies.

Crossword

Across: 3. Equipment. 5. Equipment. 7. Artifact. 8. Bold Artifact. 9. Bold Artifact. 10. Artifact.
Down: 1. Monster. 2. Boss-Monster. 4. Monster. 6. Town.

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Daily Forecast

• Today's unusual weather caused premature chakra openings among heroes, which is rumored to increase duration of all auras.

• Astrologers proclaimed The Global Day of Good Health. Traders truly believed in the forecast and decided to stop selling healing potions for today.

Godpower Cap

6%

Ideabox News

• Got any ideas? Send them in — there were only 56 ideas suggested yesterday.

WardPhoenix was spotted in the ER. All ideas are requested to form an orderly line and await improvement.

• We are proud to announce that Xza9000 may or may not have been nominated for the Nobel Ideaboxing Prize.

Forum News

18:14 Fractured Light | RP

18:03 [Game] The Person Above Me

17:59 Fun word game!

17:30 Free Word Association Game

17:29 20 Questions, More Like a Zillion

Breaking News

• The deputy guild master of the “Holy Hand” guild has been accused of producing counterfeit golden bricks. The guild master of that guild refused to comment on this story.

• The number of heroes hoping to knock at Baldur's Gate and run away increases every day.

• Mad scientists have discovered that the ManBearPig propagates by germination.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3231 gold coins 3.7%

1 Godville invite

1012 gold coins 4.3%