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Gold is considered the holiest of materials, though not the rarest, and has been since the beginning of civilization. It is very nonreactive (it's a noble metal) and as such can stand up to the might of the elements (nobody wants their temple to fall down).

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Famous Heroes

Timia 135th-level adventurer, member of the “GFY” guild, stands at the 5th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Cret. She always wanted to win a staring contest against a statue, but never found the time.

Lews-Therin 79th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “For the light”, stands at the 172nd position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Utopian1234. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

Wanted

The Alpha Whale is wanted for painting all the lemons in town orange.

Caught today: 168 pcs.

Nuclear Watchdog coats are the hottest style right now. Tailors are currently paying top dollar for its skin.

Caught today: 174 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Knights who say Ni — guild of 282 heroes, located at the 2nd place in the pantheon of unity. The highest rank here is “elderni”. The chief totem aura supervisor here is the Knight Who Says Ni. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to find the perimeter of the Koch Snowflake.

The Lost Vikings is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 69th place in the pantheon of unity. Rumor says there are about 44 of them. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

Guild popularity in

10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

9% — The Forsakens Lament

9% — Harvest Moon

9% — Blue Feather

9% — Knights who say Ni

6% — Guild Name

3% — Angels of Anarchy

3% — Paramedics

2% — Vhoys of Godville

40% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying an emotional shock absorber at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “Rome Depot” shop. Just ask for Gary-Sue.

Found today: 9 pcs.

It seems a bucket of antimatter makes a perfect hiding place for a trader's soul. There's a great deal of money to be had from shopkeepers searching for redemption.

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Crossword

Across: 1. Monster. 4. Artifact. 5. Equipment. 6. Monster. 7. Equipment. 8. Artifact.
Down: 2. Artifact. 3. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• Due to lack of divine miracles, even simple feats could impress townsfolk and increase guild fame in towns today.

• Abnormal solar winds cause all auras to be half as long as usual.

Godpower Cap

6%

Ideabox News

• Got any ideas? Send them in — there were only 83 ideas suggested yesterday.

• According to reports, honored ER contributor The Antipunk makes everything better. Especially new ideas.

• Looks like Mantusio has an idea for every occasion.

Forum News

04:38 Godville Times - Famous Heroes of Godville

04:28 Acronym game

04:09 [Game] Escort or Disrupt!?

03:13 CHAIN REACTION

03:08 Fun word game!

Breaking News

• Scientists at the University of Heisenburg report that a Sweaty Yeti is not a bad source of pet food.

• The mark of a true hero is their ability to journey on a voyage to find oneself on their first attempt.

• For its extremely original name the “Demonlovers” guild was awarded with an honorable mention in the form of this newspaper notice.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3240 gold coins 4.2%

1 Godville invite

909 gold coins -11.4%