Experience comes in two main forms, starite and monstite. Starite is the rawest form of experience, when it is freshly mined from the 'Caves of Leveler'. It is purple in colour, but in this state it's useless to any hero. However, it has a distinct flavour which most monsters would (and do, usually) kill for.
| ght | ort | oth | mon | ary |
| not | atte | ere | ight | cti |
| tick | sto | igh | gra | cha |
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Buzzweed — 148th-level adventurer, member of the “the Way of Pathos” guild, with the motto “Mustard rules!”, stands at the 23rd position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Oh Great Guy. He gives free demonstrations of his skill at “Drunken Clam” every Saturday night.
Wasted Seamen — 98th-level adventurer, member of the “The Forsakens Lament” guild, with the motto “Still... Could be worse”, stands at the 147th position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Orlenard. Rumor has it that a local Quackamole has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
The heads of Tempered Glass Dragon are wanted for the creation of counterfeit artifacts. Get 2300 gold coins as a reward.
Caught today: 315 pcs.
Dust Devil is wanted for being excessively handsome. Exchange proof of death for a worthy reward.
Caught today: 390 pcs.
Against all odds and common sense, Asylum and their 40 members achieved 9th in the pantheon of Unity. Elders call themselves “furniture”. When not causing trouble out on the road, they can be found causing trouble on the streets of Bad Gateway. Bubble Raptor declined to comment on its relation with this guild. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.
Let it be known that the 20 members of Honnōji Academy are some pretty cool guys. The upper echelon call themselves “erabareshi”. Traders in Simpletown have started a betting pool on which guild plan will backfire next. They are unassociated with the Quantum Butterfly. Their annual charity event somehow always ends with someone stuck in a tree.
11% — Blue Feather
10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
4% — Guild Name
4% — Harvest Moon
3% — The Hornet Nest
3% — The Forsakens Lament
2% — Knights who say Ni
2% — Goon Squad
1% — Introvert Sanctuary
60% — (other guilds)
Kal Jericho is amassing Godville's largest crackerjack prize collection, and willing to pay a premium for yours. Head down to “Thousand Things” today.
Found today: 102 pcs.
Wanted: a psionic tonic. Don't just stand there — sell!
Found today: 121 pcs.
• Recent point rainfall suggests more close and frequent spread of POIs today.
• Unexpected noise levels in the upper layers of the atmosphere could decrease godvoice hearing conditions on the surface.
02/13 Dock and Roll
12/21 Snow Business
11/25 All Hands on Deck
10/29 Frights and Delights
09/17 Sea Change
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• 28 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox and 13 ideas got into the ER. So how many ideas will get into the game?
• Improving ideas is Plodmorr's raison d'etre. That's why he never did anything until the ER was invented.
• Isardeth doesn't only play the game, he's even written some of it.
10:11 Crossword & KYM Hints
08:50 [Game] The banning game
02:11 [Game] The Person Above Me
02:10 Free Word Association Game
21:37 Accomplishments (Big and Small)
• Bookies are taking bets on the number of daredevils who will die trying to survive a fate worse than death.
• The deputy guild master of the “Slytherin” guild has been accused of stealing the monthly stock of iodine solution from the warehouses of Monstro City. The guild master of that guild refused to comment on this story.
• Something was reported today, but it was not deemed important enough to justify taking up space here.
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