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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger
Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.
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Famous Heroes
Cullwch — 151st-level adventurer, member of the “Cows with Guns” guild, with the motto “Mind the bloody spoons!🐮”, stands at the 38th position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the god Mabinogion. He's a hero and likes to talk about it at any opportunity.
Ug the smasher — 186th-level adventurer, member of the “Hero-Mole Mutual Respect and Admiration Society” guild, with the motto “SMASH”, stands at the 195th position in the pantheon of Survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Eebus. His words are as sharp as his wit.
Wanted
Ecologists warn that the Hydracula population has declined by ninety percent. Let's see if we can help get it to a hundred today.
Caught today: 292 pcs.
Due to high demand for the fine leather of a Trojan Horse, 2800 gold coins will be given upon delivery of its carcass to any tannery.
Caught today: 304 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Eldritch Horrors is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 17th place in the pantheon of Duelery. Rumor says there are about 24 of them. The highest rank here is “elder”. The guild's secret hideout in Los Demonos has a giant sign. The all-time favorite of this guild is the Hangman's Moose. This guild specializes in how to catch a hornet in a sting operation.
Knights of Light is where 26 heroes come together to brag about their 53rd place in the pantheon of Duelery. They call themselves “paladin”, can you imagine that? The all-time favorite of this guild is the Lightningale. The guild's garden grows nothing but suspicious-looking mushrooms.
Guild popularity in
10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
9% — Knights who say Ni
9% — Blue Feather
8% — Harvest Moon
5% — Fairy Tail
3% — Guild Name
3% — Guild of Stoned Gods
3% — The Forsakens Lament
2% — Tinkerbell's Entourage
48% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Ilev Hawkstar believes any publicity is good publicity, and will offer anything for a busy signal amplifier so long as we publish it here.
Found today: 127 pcs.
Don't get rid of your old solar ellipse — analysts say that increased demand will make the price soar in the near to infinite future.
Found today: 113 pcs.
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Daily Forecast
• Astrologers proclaimed a day of lying. Resting under a tree will be much more effective today.
• Disturbances in subtle materials caused an increase in the paranormal abilities of traders. All heroes are advised to pay attention, as today they're more likely to be fooled during a sale.
Game News
06/09 App and Running
05/10 Sweet 16
04/05 Strange New Roads
02/13 Dock and Roll
12/21 Snow Business
Godpower Cap
16%
Ideabox News
• 16 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?
• Long sentence given to Pam Not Pan shortened after community service in the Ideabox.
• Today's Ideabox dupes are brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.
Forum News
17:19 If your new and you want help and friends ask your questions here!!
14:52 Misunderstood, yet Brilliant Ideas (read first post for FAQ)
10:56 King of the Hill
03:40 Interesting coincidences
03:36 virtual hugs for brilliant ideas
Broken News
• Rumour has it that Demotivational Speaker is awfully tasty — more awful than tasty, that is.
• Anonymous sources report that demonstrations of the “contagious yawning” skill are gaining popularity among heroes.
• A local Mad Architect has tripled his rates for designing a temple. Disgruntled heroes are now planning to handle construction design on their own.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
8549 gold coins +8.9%
1 Godville invite
1037 gold coins -0.8%