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Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoons have a well-deserved reputation for being scavengers, emptying the inventory of many a hero when they're asleep or too inebriated to care. Despite their thieving nature, Rocky Raccoons make great company for any adventurer, even if some of them are 'a little' rabid.

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Famous Heroes

Aein 117th-level adventurer, member of the “Navigator Dragons” guild, with the motto “Party mecum quod cordless”, stands at the 20th position in the pantheon of Templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Yamio. Secretly fears that the world is a stage, the men and women are merely players with entrances and exits, and that he has missed his cue.

Renthil 135th-level adventurer, member of the “The Titans” guild, with the motto “For you, my Lord!”, stands at the 101st position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Vlos. We've had many reports that a Static Electrician has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

Wanted

A wretched Epic Flailer has been seen fouling the pavements of Godville. Catch this miscreant and be rewarded.

Caught today: 248 pcs.

A local doctor is requesting that any Hyper Lynx captured by a hero is brought to him for a dinner party.

Caught today: 437 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Skeatseria Lodge is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 43rd place in the pantheon of Unity. Rumor says there are about 29 of them. “lagermeister” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. All time favorite of this guild is Dirt Devil. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “full throttle” skill.

OMGkittensMewMewMew is in the 73rd position in the pantheon of Unity, unlikely though it seems. Veterans in this guild call themselves “awwmewsing”. Guild's unity increases with dropping temperature.

Guild popularity in

8% — Blue Feather

6% — Harvest Moon

6% — Knights who say Ni

6% — Guild Name

5% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% — The Forsakens Lament

3% — Nautilus

3% — Knights of the Coffee Tab...

3% — The Hornet Nest

56% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

If you think a slice of good fortune is worthless, think again — Lunar Claw will buy yours for several times the market value, specially at “Thousand Things”.

Found today: 164 pcs.

Anyone who finds a genuine kernel of truth, please take it to your nearest Godville Defense Force outpost. Your patriotism will be rewarded.

Found today: 156 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Meteorologists claim that today's ruthlessly glaring sun could cause mass loss of mind, eyesight or artifacts.

• Prophets reported the successful cleaning of the ether channels, which is rumored to increase the efficiency of all temple prayers for today.

Godpower Cap

10%

Ideabox News

• According to rumors, the Ideabox will take almost any old submission these days. Yesterday, it took 67 ideas.

Tlazolteteo says she loves the ER too much to go a single day without visiting. Sometimes she even visits twice a day.

• We are proud to announce that Break4life may or may not have been nominated for the Nobel Ideaboxing Prize.

Forum News

13:22 [Game] The banning game

13:19 [Game] The Person Above Me

13:03 Acronym game

12:43 King of the Hill

12:38 I just lost The Game!

Broken News

• It has been calculated that if every hero were to feed and bathe a gremlin after midnight, the ambient temperature of Godville would decrease by 7 kelvin.

• Guild scandal: the “Shiny” guild has been caught placing a pea underneath each mattress in their hospitals.

• Breaking news: Scientists proved that angle of the dangle shifts with the sag of the bag.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

13739 gold coins +11.0%

1 golden brick

3123 gold coins -4.4%

1 Godville invite

944 gold coins -14.1%