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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger

Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.


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Famous Heroes

Fuyuko 104th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “God is now here!”, stands at the 30th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Tarepanda. She always wanted to lead imaginary friends to an imaginary castle, but never found the time.

Aeonea 36th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Eat me!”, stands at the 136th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Xenorea. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.


Are you feeling bored? Good. We're looking for people with nothing better to do than hunt down Common Dominator for us. Bring back their hides for a secret reward.

Caught today: 587 pcs.

Were-Panther hunting season is now open. Today only, exchange proof of death for a worthy reward!

Caught today: 511 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

sparlky stawrberry societiy is a guild ranked 30th in the pantheon of duelery, consisting of 12 heroes and heroines. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sang by each member independently.

Unleashed is a heroic horde of 30 heads located around the 89th place in the pantheon of adventure. Guild's unity increases with dropping temperature.

Guild popularity in

15% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

15% — Knights who say Ni

13% — Blue Feather

2% — The Ideaboxers Union

2% — The Forsakens Lament

2% — Nautilus

2% — D3ADP00L

1% — The Triumvirate

1% — E.I.S. Eternal

47% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Found a trouble magnet? Go to Godville, ask for the “Royal Tea” shop. Soxa will buy it like a hot cake.

Found today: 54 pcs.

Don't get rid of your old universal serial bus pass — analysts say that increased demand will make the price soar in the near to infinite future.


Are you afraid everyone is out to get you? You are not alone. Tune in to the Truth Hour, every Sunday on KGNF 105.5, Godville's only Text Based Talk Radio.

Has a Biological Nightmare burned down your house, taken all your money and disappeared? Oh, we understand. The Order of Bounty and Limb Hunters is at your service. Find us in Dogville, Suicide District.

Does your god sound daffy when you duel? Drowning you in demands to 'Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!' like a demented duck? Consider divine intervention with a professional voice coach. Metatron : The Name You Can Trust.


Across: 1. Artifact. 3. Artifact. 4. Town. 5. Monster. 6. Artifact. 7. Bold Artifact.
Down: 1. Monster. 2. Strong Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• Venus is in Taurus, which is a sign of good trading. All activatable artifacts are worth twice as much as usual.

• A sudden breakdown in a constellation of guiding stars caused global complications in progressing with quests. Astrologers advise not to worry and just have fun with smashing monsters instead.

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Ideabox News

• 39 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

• Sources report that TaiJuan has been prettying up phrases in the ER for a brighter, funnier, happier Godville.

• The tireless god Errdegahr contributes ideas often. He does it for the kids!

Forum News

21:52 3 word story.

21:43 Gods and Goddesses RP (run by Foxxo)

21:43 Time to Tell Truths

21:16 Count as high as possible!

21:16 [Game] Would You Rather...?

Breaking News

• The planned expansion of the Pantheon of Greed has been postponed due to insufficient funds.

• Bookies are taking bets on the number of daredevils who will die trying to place all the chickens in the right pecking order.

• “This Turngoat is completely harmless!” These were the last words uttered by Zbirizzm.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3115 gold coins 0.5%

1 Godville invite

939 gold coins -2.5%