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Voice of god

The words of the Almighty can sometimes echo in the hero's heart. Deities can encourage heroes to pray, to sacrifice, to speed up quests or return to a nearby town, to dig for treasure, and many other things which have yet to be discovered.

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Famous Heroes

M Alice 114th-level adventurer, member of the “Hrenelly” guild, with the motto “Say Meow for The GreatOne”, stands at the 54th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Cheshire Mad. She's asking someone to learn when to stop talking and report the results via express mail.

Markoth 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “For the Glory of Rosu!”, stands at the 184th position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Rosu. His worst enemy — a Mimic Milestone. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a diamond in the rough. He is also a huge fan of Godvillewood’s pubs.

Wanted

The Bragon has illegally gotten into the newspaper. The Godville Times offers 2000 gold coins in exchange for an interview with the vile creature.

Caught today: 766 pcs.

A local taxidermist is offering a great prize for the fresh corpse of a Terminator T-34.

Caught today: 418 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Howling Moon is a guild ranked 11th in the pantheon of popularity, consisting of 40 heroes and heroines. Favorite monster of the guild is Invisible Pink Unicorn. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to send a goat, a wolf and a head of lettuce across a river.

Instant Karma — guild of 41 heroes, located at the 84th place in the pantheon of unity. They call themselves “enlightened”. Can you imagine that? All time favorite of this guild is Karma Chameleon. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

Guild popularity in

13% — Blue Feather

10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

5% — Harvest Moon

4% — Knights who say Ni

3% — The Black Company

2% — Arbitrary

2% — The Forsakens Lament

1% — Beer

1% — Guide to the Galaxy

59% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring an improbability drive to “Watershop Down” in Godville and ask for Rowsby Woof.

Found today: 88 pcs.

Don't get rid of your old high-definition dictionary — analysts say that increased demand will make the price soar in the near to infinite future.

Ads

A special offer from the “Brick” jewelry shop — buy our gilded back-scratcher for only 2999 gold coins!

Found a lost keg of ale. Big thanks to the one who lost it!

Lying in a ditch? Can’t make it into town? Things would be different if only you had a pair of crutches. “Three Legs LLC.”

Crossword

Across: 1. Artifact. 3. Monster. 4. Skill. 5. Artifact. 6. Strong Monster. 7. Bold Artifact.
Down: 2. Equipment.

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Daily Forecast

• A falling star in Pisces constellation is a sign of a good catch. Heroes are more likely to fish today.

• Due to complaints from astrologers on worsening sky visibility, all manufacturing was stopped for today, leaving shops throughout Godville without new equipment.

Godpower Cap

4%

Ideabox News

• 42 ideas were voted in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.

• According to reports, honored ER contributor Djonni makes everything better. Especially new ideas.

• Today's Ideabox dupes are brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

Forum News

21:28 CHAIN REACTION

20:59 Datamine

20:45 virtual hugs for brilliant ideas

20:32 Real Life's Little Tips & Tricks

19:55 Interesting coincidences

Breaking News

• Witnesses report that a Desert Beagle independently and quite successfully managed to find a chair that matches the periodic table.

• The “Royal Harem” guild has announced that they're seeking a wizard with the “contagious yawning” skill in order to raise the cultural level of their members.

• An Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery. He is currently being held in a dura cell.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

16181 gold coins -3.2%

1 golden brick

3251 gold coins -1.4%

1 Godville invite

1066 gold coins -1.4%