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Grayscaled Dragon

The Grayscaled Dragon has a muscular build and can carry objects and monsters twice its size as it soars through the air. Its scales are harder than steel, but when exposed, its skin is as soft as a baby's bottom.

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Famous Heroes

Princess Aryll 133rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Praise the \☾/”, stands at the 61st position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Twinrova. She is a huge fan of Next Station’s pubs.

Buzzweed 135th-level adventurer, member of the “the Way of Pathos” guild, with the motto “Mustard rules!”, stands at the 158th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Oh Great Guy. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares.

Wanted

An intolerably rich tycoon from Herowin is offering a reward for every Thundertaker anyone brings in. Indulge him before he changes his mind.

Caught today: 3 pcs.

The Great Caesar's Ghost is today's prize monster. Hunters hope that the Great Caesar's Ghost will not have seen this notice.

Caught today: 4 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Dragonslayers is in the 31st position in the pantheon of Unity, unlikely though it seems. Elders call themselves “dragonknight”. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to fight a way out of a wet paper bag.

Team Ramrod is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 90th place in the pantheon of Unity. Rumor says there are about 35 of them. They call themselves “ramgod”. Can you imagine that? Looking for a brilliant hero or heroine? Well, you won't find one here.

Guild popularity in

42% — Demonlovers

4% — Kiss my axe

3% — Blue Feather

3% — Harvest Moon

2% — Companions of the Nine

2% — Caramel Society

1% — First to Fight

1% — The Found Vikings

42% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

“Smort's Imports” now has wider aisles, brighter lights, and shopping carts. Bring in an egolocator to help Smort - 42 pay for the renovation.

Found today: 19 pcs.

Exotic artifact collectors offer handsome monetary rewards to heroes who bring them a prophet margin.

Found today: 17 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• To protest the price hike by wandering masters heroes are practicing their special skills more often today.

• A falling star in Pisces constellation is a sign of a good catch. Heroes are more likely to fish today.

Godpower Cap

6%

Ideabox News

• Got any ideas? Send them in — there were only 43 ideas suggested yesterday.

• Apparently, every entry that Plodmorr simply looks at in the ER becomes three times better.

• The humble god Perfx set a good example for others by both submitting and voting for ideas.

Forum News

22:34 Famous Last Words

22:28 CHAIN REACTION

22:24 Fun word game!

22:22 Free Word Association Game

22:19 [Game] Bad Storytelling

Broken News

• The mark of a true hero is their ability to find out what the birds and bees are actually up to on their first attempt.

• Pharmacists are lowering trade-in prices for empty iodine solution bottles. Metropolitan tramps are in panic.

• “So, we finally meet, Gnomeland Security Agent!” — these were the last words of Renn Shadow, before she stepped on a rake.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

14367 gold coins -1.4%

1 golden brick

3286 gold coins +4.1%

1 Godville invite

911 gold coins -2.6%