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The Great Random - a mysterious force which permeates the very essence of Godville and is often treated as a deity in itself. The majority of in-game events occur randomly.


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Famous Heroes

Rowsby Woof 130th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “For Queen Dripslobber!”, stands at the 82nd position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Fairy Wogdog. He always wanted to fill in a black hole, but never found the time.

Hunharin 52nd-level adventurer, member of the “Eeden” guild, with the motto “Are are nothing”, stands at the 146th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Daidalus. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares.


One-and-a-Halfling numbers have fallen so low that they've topped the endangered species list. Their rarity means that they're now worth a lot more money to anyone lucky enough to kill one.

Caught today: 307 pcs.

The Biowolf is wanted for secretly switching the push and pull signs on every door in town.

Caught today: 258 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Cows with Guns is a group of 23 brave adventurers, who have climbed to 37th position in the pantheon of duelery. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “hightaurus”. Holey Cow declined to comment on its relation with this guild. Infamous for eating cakes and leaving them whole.

Let it be known that the 35 members of Green Bottle's Cult are some pretty cool guys. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “brewmaster”. Despite all the protests, the Barbeerian is a totem of this guild. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.

Guild popularity in

12% — Blue Feather

7% — The Forsakens Lament

6% — The Adventurers

5% — Harvest Moon

4% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% — Knights who say Ni

3% — Goon Squad

2% — The BSSR

2% — Lazy Stupid and Vengeful

55% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying a philosopher's stone at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “Legit Acquisitions” shop. Just ask for Skarniginin.

Found today: 233 pcs.

For reasons analysts cannot determine, even a used bottled waterfall is selling for a really high price today.

Found today: 122 pcs.


Visit the new tavern on the road between Dogville and Monstro City — “Rampant Low-Hanging Brute”. Welcome!

We’ll teach you how to learn something old, forget something new quickly. The Association of Quest Creators.

The “Three Bears Hotel” offers lodging, food and bears that will satisfy even the most sophisticated customers.

Daily Forecast

• Disturbances in subtle materials caused an increase of paranormal abilities of traders. All heroes are advised to pay attention, as today they're more likely to be fooled during a sale.

• Due to lack of divine miracles, even simple feats could impress townsfolk and increase guild fame in towns today.

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Ideabox News

• Got any ideas? Send them in — there were only 83 ideas suggested yesterday.

• Improving ideas is SourceRunner's raison d'etre.

• At this rate, Dao of Citizenship will soon have enough ingenious pieces to make an entire ingenious.

Forum News

08:44 Interesting coincidences

08:08 [Game] The Person Above Me

07:55 Ideabox quality plea

06:16 How to make your idea FAIL in the idea box - A Guide......also a place to Celebrate how rubbish your idea was. - and I said "CELEBRATE!" ranting allowed!

05:41 Black box reward chances

Broken News

• Mad scientists have discovered that the Speed Sloth propagates by germination.

• According to the optimistic forecast of local pessimists some assistance from Loraks god should result in some extremely beautiful lightning displays.

• Leading philosophers believe that every hero has to order now and get a second set absolutely free a few times during their career.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

12134 gold coins -3.1%

1 golden brick

3247 gold coins -1.0%

1 Godville invite

1082 gold coins +17.9%