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Tradeburg

The bustling port city of Tradeburg is located in the center of several trade routes, making it an ideal melting pot of cultures from different lands. Merchants from this town often travel widely, seeking exotic items to sell to their varied clientèle.

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Famous Heroes

The 456 143rd-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “Forever lost!”, stands at the 16th position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the god The 123. Rumours are it takes at least one more than this hero to change a lightbulb.

Bajtica 129th-level adventurer, member of the “The Titans” guild, with the motto “Slacking like a pro”, stands at the 125th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Bajt. She thinks that a Kill Joy slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Last Resort has to offer.

Wanted

Nerd of Steels are causing massive damage in the countryside. Rewards are being posted for anyone who can bring them in dead or alive. Preferably dead.

Caught today: 62 pcs.

A deviant Huggernaut helped an old lady cross the street and is now wanted for violating social norms. The reward is a worthy reward.

Caught today: 58 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

FlapJacks — guild of 39 heroes, located at the 32nd place in the pantheon of Unity. The upper echelon call themselves “panhandler”. If this guild were a settlement, then Underwhere would be its sister town.

UnRo is a heroic horde of 20 heads located around the 56th place in the pantheon of Duelery. They promise a free Godville Times subscription to all new members.

Guild popularity in

13% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

10% — Blue Feather

4% — Knights who say Ni

3% — Harvest Moon

2% — Navigator Dragons

1% — Remote Controlled Champio...

1% — Slartibartfast

1% — Social Butterflies

1% — Shimishangas

64% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Can't close your bag because of a crumb of wisdom? “Thousand Things” and Lunar Claw personally offers aid to all overloaded heroes.

Found today: 36 pcs.

Have an achieve mint in your stuff? Now is collectors hunting season for it. We take all conditions with high bargain.

Found today: 23 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Unexpected noise levels in the upper layers of the atmosphere could decrease godvoice hearing conditions on the surface.

• Due to unknown effects of unusual temperatures on the internal structure of divine materials, all activatable items acquired today require half as much godpower for activation as usual.

Godpower Cap

4%

Ideabox News

• Approximately 56 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 57 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.

Ninorino has been judging all your ideas — those in the Ideabox and fashion choices too.

• The humble goddess Ninorino has submitted several new ideas and voted on the others. Hooray!

Forum News

22:38 3 word story.

22:37 [Game] The banning game

22:31 [Game] The Person Above Me

22:25 Dig / Digging Request for party

21:51 Pets

Broken News

• Despite the outrageous prices, Beerburgh was voted by heroes 'Best place to get blasted' for the second year in a row.

• Be careful! A frisky Whistleblowing Referee has entered into the “card games” phase of courtship. Don't risk your marriage over a gamble with this trickster.

• A limping doctor was recently observed trying to beat the speed record for running away fastest from his patients.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

13781 gold coins -9.7%

1 golden brick

3272 gold coins -0.3%

1 Godville invite

903 gold coins -5.3%