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Pets

There are certain special monsters that may be tamed as a pet if your hero is able to defeat one. It's a good idea to watch the hero if they are battling one of these creatures, and help them win the battle. Then, the hero may randomly decide to spare that monster's life and tame it; the god can't influence the outcome.

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Famous Heroes

Jqcx 49th-level adventurer, member of the “Taco Cat” guild, with the motto “zvxklq”, stands at the 20th position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Xzyqrn. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares.

Tobyuss The Great 50th-level adventurer, member of the “The Crew That Never Rests” guild, with the motto “Winter is coming!”, stands at the 155th position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Tdude77. Claims to speak fluent monster language, but mostly just makes noises.

Wanted

Bad Hobbit numbers have fallen so low that they've topped the endangered species list. Their rarity means that they're now worth a lot more money to anyone lucky enough to kill one.

Caught today: 446 pcs.

Farmers are tired of Landshark mobs trashing fields and eating livestock. Bring any in for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 471 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Harvest Moon: infamous for having 206 heroes and heroines; unrecognized for having 3rd place in the pantheon of Unity. Elders call themselves “sickpuppy”. Members of this guild are banned from all taverns in Dogville. They are obsessed with Master of Puppies. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.

The Manor: infamous for having 14 heroes and heroines; unrecognized for having 63rd place in the pantheon of Duelery. They requires members to speak in rhyme on Tuesdays.

Guild popularity in

29% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

18% — Blue Feather

15% — Harvest Moon

10% — Guild Name

6% — Knights who say Ni

5% — The Forsakens Lament

4% — Death Row

2% — Church of the Flying Spag...

2% — Nautilus

9% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

If you think an unlife support system is worthless, think again — Clarabelle the Meowy will buy yours for several times the market value, specially at “Stuff Mart”.

Found today: 137 pcs.

Analysts report that one flask of distilled moonlight could be worth a small fortune, in the right hands.

Found today: 176 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Venus is in Taurus, which is a sign of good trading. All activatable artifacts are worth twice as much as usual.

• Recent point rainfall suggests more close and frequent spread of POIs today.

Godpower Cap

3%

Ideabox News

• According to rumors, the Ideabox will take almost any old submission these days. Yesterday, it took 30 ideas.

• The ER is a brutal place where only those who bring their own sense of humour have a chance to survive. Or that's at least what Pam Not Pan claims.

• Spend enough time around Despyte and his ideas just might rub off on you.

Forum News

19:45 [Game] The banning game

19:29 Free Word Association Game

19:28 [Game] The Person Above Me

19:27 Count as high as possible!

19:25 Acronym game

Broken News

• Meteorologists warn heroes in the Madchester area today that they may experience lightning strikes in the absence of rain, and flash floods of consciousness. Actually, that applies to all of Godville.

• The heroes of the “Battlefield Friends” guild staged a raid upon the sewers of El Herado. They returned wet, angry, and covered in algae.

• The results of a recent survey highlight that most monsters don't like being asked to take surveys.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

11009 gold coins -8.0%

1 Godville invite

1024 gold coins +0.7%