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Arena

This world-renowned amphitheatre is located in Godville. The arena is the place where heroes fight each other for the glory of their gods and the enjoyment of the audience. The age-old gladiator battle still lives in the modern age.

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Famous Heroes

Divinest One 123rd-level adventurer, member of the “Maorti” guild, with the motto “Kill the infidels!”, stands at the 76th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Maorti. His worst enemy — a Defender of Injustice. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a vial of gender fluid. He is also a huge fan of Bumchester’s pubs.

Of Skies Blue 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “GNU Terry Pratchett ☥”, stands at the 118th position in the pantheon of wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god God Of Blue Skies. She thinks that an Overbearing Waiter slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Newland has to offer.

Wanted

The Transcendentalist Society announces a reward for anyone brave enough to retrieve the venom sac from a mature Great Wight Shark in time for tomorrow's session. Fresh or dried acceptable.

Caught today: 6 pcs.

A sneaky Aardvark of the Covenant crept into the Quirkytown mayor’s home and stole a family portrait. Proof of punishment of this villain can be exchanged for 2400 gold coins.

Caught today: 7 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

FNG — guild of 34 heroes, located at the 40th place in the pantheon of popularity. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

Yggdrasil The Ash Tree is a guild ranked 92nd in the pantheon of unity, consisting of 47 heroes and heroines. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “hersir”. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

Guild popularity in

14% — Blue Feather

11% — Harvest Moon

6% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

5% — Knights who say Ni

3% — The Forsakens Lament

3% — Howling Moon

2% — The Dark Knights

2% — Desert Rose

2% — Isotop

52% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Thunderkitty is amassing Godville's largest final aid kit collection, and willing to pay a premium for yours. Head down to “Thousand Things” today.

Found today: 14 pcs.

Wanted: a wreath of Khan. Don't just stand there — sell, sell, sell!

Found today: 12 pcs.

Ads

Wanted one Godville Times staff photographer. It's the easiest job in Godville, we promise!

Will quest for food. Consult Raps.

A respectable hero is looking to hire a company of moles for a long-term digging job. Humane attitude to the team is guaranteed.

Daily Forecast

• Strong interference in the higher layers of the atmosphere is negatively affecting temples’ abilities. Astrologers affirm that conversion of gold coins into experience is virtually impossible today.

• Roadside traders are on strike. No one can ease the heroes' burden in the fields today.

Godpower Cap

4%

Ideabox News

• 88 ideas were submitted yesterday.

• According to reports, honored ER contributor Thirteenth Flower makes everything better. Especially new ideas.

• It's a good thing people like Crimson Avarice write into the ideabox, or we'd be out of a job.

Forum News

23:57 CHAIN REACTION

23:56 Fun word game!

23:38 [Game] Stranded

23:28 Crossword Hints, for those who can't quite get the last clue

22:34 Quests with special endings

Broken News

• Leading philosophers believe that every hero has to protect the village from its mayor a few times during their career.

• An Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery. He is currently being held in a dura cell.

• The planned expansion of the Pantheon of Greed has been postponed due to insufficient funds.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

11641 gold coins +3.8%

1 golden brick

3186 gold coins -2.2%

1 Godville invite

984 gold coins -7.3%