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Pets

There are certain special monsters that may be tamed as a pet if your hero is able to defeat one. It's a good idea to watch the hero if they are battling one of these creatures, and help them win the battle. Then, the hero may randomly decide to spare that monster's life and tame it; the god can't influence the outcome.

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Famous Heroes

Han Duo 146th-level adventurer, member of the “Death Row” guild, with the motto “To Serve Man”, stands at the 88th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Alee67. Remembering which taverns he hasn't been banned from takes up most of his spare time.

Bollox Steele 122nd-level adventurer, member of the “The Found Vikings” guild, with the motto “Nuts on the Road!”, stands at the 152nd position in the pantheon of Creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Herr Pink. “I am overworked and underpaid,” he claims.

Wanted

Chefs all over are quickly running out of Thirteenth Apostate meat due to the latest diet fad. They are offering heroes 2100 gold coins for any portions they come across.

Caught today: 85 pcs.

The Godville Town Council is looking for an Unbearable Grizzly for avoiding tax returns on artifacts collected from dead heroes.

Caught today: 143 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

The Found Vikings is a totally secret organisation that might be 44th in the pantheon of Popularity and doesn't have 24 members. Elites of this guild like to call themselves “odinson”. Looking for a brilliant hero or heroine? Well, you won't find one here.

Kitty Cat Council is a group of 23 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 88th position in the pantheon of Unity. Veterans in this guild call themselves “purrtector”. The chief totem aura supervisor here is the Fat Cat. The guild's unity increases with dropping temperature.

Guild popularity in

15% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

13% — Blue Feather

12% — The Forsakens Lament

9% — Knights who say Ni

4% — Harvest Moon

2% — The Wanderers

2% — Nautilus

2% — Hilarious

1% — Navigator Dragons

40% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Need money? We get it. Exclusively offered at Turtle's shop “Bricks and Mortar”, but first, come by and part with your second splitter.

Found today: 60 pcs.

Having heard a rumor that the price of a vial of earthly delighter fluid is about to rise dramatically, traders are falling over themselves to pay a large amount for each one.

Found today: 54 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Venus is in Taurus, which is a sign of good trading. All activatable artifacts are worth twice as much as usual.

• Strong interference in the higher layers of the atmosphere is negatively affecting temples’ abilities. Astrologers affirm that conversion of gold coins into experience is virtually impossible today.

Godpower Cap

3%

Ideabox News

• Got any ideas? Send them in — there were only 26 ideas suggested yesterday.

Dragon Orb was spotted in the ER. All ideas are requested to form an orderly line and await improvement.

• Some of the ideas under voting are there thanks to Asbjorn. Applause!

Forum News

08:12 Interesting coincidences

07:53 virtual hugs for brilliant ideas

06:50 Crossword & KYM Hints

06:21 Free Word Association Game

06:21 Fun word game!

Broken News

• It's a known fact that the traders of Dessertown buy artifacts from the rich, and give them to the poor.

• The deputy guild master of the “The Four of Diamonds” guild has been accused of stealing the monthly stock of iodine solution from the warehouses of Heisenburg. The guild master of that guild refused to comment on this story.

• Did you know that no monster in Godville can swim? Which is it: a mistake of nature, or a tragic set of circumstances?

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

10751 gold coins +3.0%

1 Godville invite

960 gold coins -2.8%