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Arena

This world-renowned amphitheatre is located in Godville. The arena is the place where heroes fight each other for the glory of their gods and the enjoyment of the audience. The age-old gladiator battle still lives in the modern age.

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Famous Heroes

Bust It Baby 161st-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Help! Keleios is after m-”, stands at the 72nd position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Bust It Baby. He dares anyone to come up with a better motto.

Whimsy 156th-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “Inconceivable! StA”, stands at the 151st position in the pantheon of Gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Kazehime. Rumor has it that a local Hunny Bear has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.

Wanted

The Lip Smacker is wanted as valuable material for scarecrows created by a mad milliner. Today, a carcass of this creature stuffed with wool can be exchanged for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 286 pcs.

Misdirector is wanted for knowing too much. Or maybe it's too little. Either way, the reward is a worthy reward.

Caught today: 265 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Planewalkers is in the 20th position in the pantheon of Adventure, unlikely though it seems. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “planesmaster”. They promise a free Godville Times subscription to all new members.

Konohagakure is a gathering of 20 confused souls who took a wrong turn and landed 87th in the pantheon of Popularity. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “jinchuriki”. The guild uniform seems to consist mostly of dried blood, mud, and spilled beer.

Guild popularity in

12% — Blue Feather

7% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

5% — Knights who say Ni

3% — Harvest Moon

3% — Guild Name

3% — DraGoons Of Pretentious E...

2% — Howling Moon

2% — The Lost Vikings

2% — Arbitrary Legends

61% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Need money? We get it. Exclusively offered at Roguetech's shop “Thousand Things”, but first, come by and part with your interstellar duster.

Found today: 92 pcs.

Wanted: a director's cutlery! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Terrific Trades” shop.

Found today: 121 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Divine materials have been affected by unusual temperatures, so activatable items will require only half the normal amount of godpower.

• Ear horns have briefly come into fashion. Heroes will be able to hear their deities more clearly today.

Godpower Cap

25%

Ideabox News

• 33 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

• No, they didn't forget to turn the lights off in ER. It was WardPhoenix working there all night.

Forum News

16:03 Free Word Association Game

15:49 Ideaboxers' Union -✔- Peer Reviews, Reactions and Questions - Fresh Prompts Now Semi-Daily

15:20 [Game] The Person Above Me

15:19 [Game] The banning game

02:30 Wiki Questions Thread

Broken News

• According to meteorologists from the “Smiters United” guild, the city of Godville will definitely have some sort of weather.

• Did you know that neurons in the brains of Godville Administrators don’t repair themselves?

• “Lightning by lightning, brick by brick, bottle by bottle...when it will all end?”, writes Scrimbulus Swordyeet to us.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

9780 gold coins -8.0%

1 Godville invite

922 gold coins -5.7%