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Quests
They are extremely difficult tasks which occupy a hero's time. Well...at least it keeps them off the streets. They are assigned randomly, vary in difficulty and may even involve wasting time idly for no reason.
Bingo
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| pen | hin | ect |
| ator | lic | mat |
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Famous Heroes
Crippler — 156th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Let the pigeons loose”, stands at the 4th position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Vertibraker. He is something, you know.
Turtle — 149th-level adventurer, member of the “A Minor Troupe Majoring in Mysticism” guild, with the motto “Fly like a turtle!”, stands at the 153rd position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Turtledoh. His hobbies include: writing, smiting, and apparently “being awesome”.
Wanted
The Battle Toad is wanted for having appeared in the “Wanted” section of the Godville Times too often.
Caught today: 70 pcs.
The Great Caesar's Ghost is wanted for secretly switching the push and pull signs on every door in town.
Caught today: 71 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Against all odds and common sense, Konohagakure and their 21 members achieved 30th in the pantheon of Duelery. They call themselves “jinchuriki”, can you imagine that? The guild's garden grows nothing but suspicious-looking mushrooms.
Shiny is a group of 24 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 86th position in the pantheon of Unity. They've chosen the title of “browncoat” for their most esteemed members. The favorite monster of the guild is Soldier of Misfortune. The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.
Guild popularity in
19% — Blue Feather
13% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
10% — Knights who say Ni
8% — Guild Name
4% — The Forsakens Lament
4% — Harvest Moon
3% — The Survey Corps
2% — The Seven Dragons
2% — X-Men
35% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Pepe el Autonomo of “Lacon con Grelos” is willing to pay a premium rate for the acquisition of a philosopher's stone for a limited time only.
Found today: 83 pcs.
Wanted: a conversation starter. Don't just stand there — sell!
Found today: 44 pcs.
Ads
The Monster Rescue Fund is open for generous donations, equivalent to half of your precious wallet.
Looking for heroes able to supply required materials in sufficient quantities. The Club of Young Surgeons, “Notta Guild” guild's hospital basement, Monsterdam.
Do you think your hero spends too much gold in casinos? We can help him! Homeless Tramps Society.
Daily Forecast
• Astrologers proclaimed a day of lying. Resting under a tree will be much more effective today.
• Yesterday's shooting stars yielded a surplus of activatable artifacts, greatly decreasing their market value among traders.
Game News
05/10 Godville Hits 15
03/21 Live is Live
02/13 Epicgram Tales
12/21 Holiday Special
11/25 Holy Widget
Godpower Cap
4%
Ideabox News
• The Ideabox is still hungry for ideas, even after the 60 ideas it ate yesterday.
• Pam Not Pan has been heard complaining about the cost of red pens from all her ER editing.
• The god Arakna is said to have no end of new ideas.
Forum News
01:33 [Game] The Person Above Me
00:59 Free Word Association Game
00:59 Fun word game!
00:20 Acronym game
23:56 Crossword & KYM Hints
Broken News
• Black market leaders in New Ork were arrested on counts of monochromatic shopping. Green market shoppers celebrated.
• Due to a mysterious affliction, people have reportedly been unable to complete sentences and
• The “Origamists” guild promises to lavish praise and their highest honors on whoever will put squirrels on Damiel. Volunteers have yet to reveal themselves.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
12598 gold coins -9.5%
1 Godville invite
1088 gold coins +18.4%