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The Firefox was once native to almost every land, which is why some old paintings depict it wrapping itself around the entire planet...

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Famous Heroes

Timia 140th-level adventurer, member of the “GFY” guild, with the motto “🍗 ALG”, stands at the 6th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Cret. Rumor has it that a local Perfect Stranger has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.

Quebecca 101st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, stands at the 200th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Sohail. She is a huge fan of Quirkytown’s pubs.

Wanted

A Grounded Hog hunting season is now open. Today only, exchange proof of death for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 622 pcs.

An intolerably rich tycoon from Lostway is offering a reward for every Great Caesar's Ghost anyone brings in.

Caught today: 643 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Upgamers is a guild ranked 48th in the pantheon of duelery, consisting of 19 heroes and heroines. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

sowing Sun is a heroic horde of 34 heads located around the 51st place in the pantheon of adventure. Veterans in this guild call themselves “prominence”. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sang by each member independently.

Guild popularity in

15% — Blue Feather

10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

10% — Harvest Moon

10% — The Forsakens Lament

10% — Knights who say Ni

9% — 7 Deadly Sins

8% — Guild Name

6% — Shadow Fighters

2% — Instant Karma

20% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a Tesla coil to “Rome Depot” in Godville and ask for Gary-Sue.

Found today: 46 pcs.

Analysts report that one mind opener could be worth a small fortune, in the right hands.

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Daily Forecast

• After observing a meteor shower of gold coins, astrologers concluded that today all monsters should have something valuable on them.

• The moon in the seventh house means greatly increased chances of getting an unexpected epic quest.

Godpower Cap

6%

Ideabox News

• 64 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

Omg I Am God keeps a watchful, bloodshot eye on the Ideabox. Can be identified by his dark circles.

• The god Thing King is said to have no end of new ideas. This is someone to keep an eye on, claim Godville police.

Forum News

21:07 L̴i̷t̸h̸i̶u̵m̷ | RP (Run by Roahon)

21:02 HIGHSCHOOL OF ABNORMALITIES | RP

20:39 Interesting coincidences

20:14 100 pairs countdown

20:08 Highschool of Abnormalities | The Information Thread

Broken News

• Alchemists from all cities are offering premium prices for a tough luck softener. They hope it proves to be more than just another bold artifact.

• Two carts loaded with golden bricks collided today on the road between Trollbridge and Unspecifiedistan. The administrators have promised to feed the perpetrators to monsters.

• Guild scandal: the “47 Ronin” guild has been caught placing a pea underneath each mattress in their hospitals.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

17011 gold coins -2.8%

1 golden brick

3115 gold coins -1.1%

1 Godville invite

1041 gold coins +1.1%