This world-renowned amphitheatre is located in Godville. The arena is the place where heroes fight each other for the glory of their gods and the enjoyment of the audience. The age-old gladiator battle still lives in the modern age.
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Famous Heroes
Piva — 154th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “incha porca!”, stands at the 39th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Guilef. “I am overworked and underpaid,” she claims.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Woo — 127th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Telecaster Of Doom”, stands at the 199th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god The Boss One. He asked us not to feature him in this issue, but we do what we want.
Wanted
The Transcendentalist Society announces a reward for anyone brave enough to retrieve the venom sac from a mature Jaw Broker in time for tomorrow's session. Fresh or dried acceptable.
Caught today: 97 pcs.
Today, the limbs of a certain creature can be exchanged for 2000 gold coins. All you need to do is to prove they came from a Cliff Hanger.
Caught today: 111 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
no guild is in the 17th position in the pantheon of Popularity, unlikely though it seems. The upper echelon call themselves “sinecure”. The chief totem aura supervisor here is the Nondescript Villain. An anonymous member has shared that the secret to their success is a special blend of a dozen herbs and spices.
A controversial choice for Guild Spotlight is snipars with 20 members. They have managed to rise to 56th place in the pantheon of Popularity. Initiates of this guild never know what they are getting into.
If you think an emotional randomizer is worthless, think again — Clarabelle the Meowy will buy yours for several times the market value, specially at “Stuff Mart”.
Found today: 66 pcs.
Wanted: a dream sweetener! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Spend and Save” shop.
Found today: 52 pcs.
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Daily Forecast
A strong magnetic field in the capital lures all heroes. Today all roads lead to Godville. Literally.
Today is windy and gloomy, so heroes will happily sleep a bit more.
27 ideas were voted on in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.
Tlazolteteo has been busy in the ER. She doesn't care much about idea quality, but she does love to meddle with things.
At this rate, Georgeyboi Von Karma will soon have enough ingenious pieces to make an entire ingenious.
Forum News
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Interesting coincidences
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Dungeoning Time
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Fun word game!
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Random Spam
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[Game] The Person Above Me
Broken News
Mad scientists have discovered that heroes actually choose the blue pill in 50 percent of cases. But since they don’t remember anything afterwards, they never record it in their diaries.
Beerburgh has reported this month's beer intake is over 9000.
Bookies are taking bets on the number of daredevils who will die trying to find out exactly who let the dogs out.