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Quests

They are extremely difficult tasks which occupy a hero's time. Well...at least it keeps them off the streets. They are assigned randomly, vary in difficulty and may even involve wasting time idly for no reason.

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Famous Heroes of Godville

Yet against - 56th-level adventurer, member of the “Dungeoneers” guild, with the motto “will hairplug4men rise”, stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men against. He always wanted to teach the insomniac sheep to count jumping humans, but never found the time.

The Crab - 64th-level adventurer, member of the “Tinkerbell's Entourage” guild, with the motto “Power of 00101010”, stands at the 159th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Zombeerose. His dream is to master the “full throttle” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

Wanted

A large group of travelling Lip Smackers is camping on the lid of the Ideabox, blocking it completely. A substantial reward is offered for each one moved on.

Caught today: 234 pcs.

Biowolf's name has been added to the obituary column of Godville Times by mistake. A reward of one newly poured golden brick is offered to heroes who ensure the story is proven to be true.

Caught today: 211 pcs.

Guild popularity in

12% - Nautilus

8% - Blue Feather

7% - Knights who say Ni

6% - Harvest Moon

5% - Demonlovers

5% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% - Fang of The Fox, Claw of ...

2% - Gryffindor

1% - Through Time and Space

50% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Found an invite to Godville? Go to Godville, ask for the “Glittery Booty” shop. Keleios will buy it like a hot cake.

Found today: 128 pcs.

Rumors abound that there are five golden tickets to the magical artifact factory, each hidden inside a hot seat. Traders will do anything for a chance to win such a valuable prize.

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Daily Forecast

• Astrologers are not sure why, but today every accumulator charge restores 70% of godpower.

• Unexpected noise levels in the upper layers of atmosphere could decrease godvoice hearing conditions on the surface.

Godpower Cap

5%

Ideabox News

• 133 ideas were voted in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.

Okidokidoc finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but he promises to continue to do it.

• Having lost his limbo stick, Snow Owl is making the most of his imagination.

Forum News

08:12 Shattered Light; Fight the Darkness | RP

07:07 Random Spam

06:58 Between the Stars RP: Run by Mr Slender

06:30 Interesting voices

06:29 Time to Tell Truths

Breaking News

• The heroes are furious and San Satanos is nearly in chaos due to a shortage of beer supplies.

• Witnesses report that a Non Sequiturtle independently and quite successfully managed to count all the coins in a wishing well.

• Looking for action? A wild Minor Glitch spotted near Tradeburg has been sad and lonely without any heroic attention.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3219 gold coins -2.1%

1 Godville invite

1019 gold coins 13.2%