The words of the Almighty can sometimes echo in the hero's heart. Deities can encourage heroes to pray, to sacrifice, to speed up quests or return to a nearby town, to dig for treasure, and many other things which have yet to be discovered.
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Timia — 131st-level adventurer, member of the “GFY” guild, stands at the 4th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Cret. She thinks that an Illeagle slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Quirkytown has to offer.
Reliac — 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Evening Star Society” guild, with the motto “lanaaaa..danger zone”, stands at the 173rd position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god SarCaStiC. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Biological Nightmare hunting season is now open. Today only, exchange proof of death for a worthy reward!
Caught today: 116 pcs.
A local doctor is requesting that any Notary of Death captured by a hero is brought to him for a dinner party.
Caught today: 110 pcs.
GFY is a heroic horde of 11 heads located around the 35th place in the pantheon of adventure. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.
Shadowwater Mercenaries is a heroic horde of 34 heads located around the 70th place in the pantheon of popularity. “shinigami” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.
15% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
15% — The Forsakens Lament
12% — Blue Feather
9% — Harvest Moon
9% — Knights who say Ni
2% — Warped Quantum
2% — Companions of the Nine
2% — Gentleman Bastards
2% — Bomb Squad
32% — (other guilds)
Found a dimensional destabilizer? Go to Godville, ask for the “Tool 🛠 Shoppe” shop. Zinna will buy it like a hot cake.
Found today: 10 pcs.
Those who trade in a reality check today will get lots of money (certainly) and a bite of a fresh bun (probably).
Need a mess cleaned up quickly? Call 'Dragon Fire' and we'll burn all your worries away.
Visiting Herowin? Stop by Ye Olde Skill Swappe Shoppe (next to the Hero Museum). Bring this ad for a —10% discount.
Pickaxes for sale. For use on trees only.
• A bright sparkling Pisces constellation is a sign of a good catch. Heroes are more likely to fish today.
• Meteorologists claim that today's ruthlessly glaring sun could cause mass loss of mind, eyesight or artifacts.
01/04 Little News
12/21 Christmas Special
12/07 Telegram Bot
11/01 On the Side
08/30 Three Things
30%
• The Ideabox saw 57 ideas yesterday, almost all of which are printable.
• Warning: Tlazolteteo is busy in the ER, enhancing ideas left and right!
• Recliner: leader in innovative ideas since... yesterday.
02:52 Random Spam
02:51 Godville Times - Famous Heroes of Godville
01:57 [Game] The banning game
01:37 Happy
01:09 [Game] The Person Above Me
• Witnesses report that a Chimpanzealot independently and quite successfully managed to find a sheep in wolf's clothing.
• Astrologers from the “helpless desk heroes” guild reassure us that the future is almost here.
• Scientists at the University of El Herado report that a Cheat Sheep is an excellent source of pet food.
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