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Arena
This world-renowned amphitheatre is located in Godville. The arena is the place where heroes fight each other for the glory of their gods and the enjoyment of the audience. The age-old gladiator battle still lives in the modern age.
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Famous Heroes
Bluewind — 90th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Cat says m[R]rk 🎲 🐾丯”, stands at the 45th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Blue Cat. Her worst enemy — a Spraying Mantis. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a no-thank-you note. She is also a huge fan of Herolympus’s pubs.
Forretrio — 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 124th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
Wanted
Today, the head of the Formaldehydra can be exchanged for a worthy reward and a free pass to a public bathhouse.
Caught today: 33 pcs.
The Battlesheep is wanted for painting all the lemons in town orange.
Caught today: 53 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Godville Royalty is a heroic horde of 30 heads located around the 14th place in the pantheon of duelery. This guild specializes in how to plant evidence in the monster's garden.
Arbitrary is a guild ranked 91st in the pantheon of unity, consisting of 33 heroes and heroines. They call themselves “puppetmaster”. Can you imagine that? The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.
Guild popularity in
17% — The Forsakens Lament
14% — Blue Feather
12% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
10% — Knights who say Ni
3% — Harvest Moon
2% — ELITES
2% — Southwood and Friends
2% — Time Lords
1% — The Adventurers
37% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
“Tool 🛠 Shoppe” and Zinna are personally buying up a dragon egg incubator in unlimited quantities. Hurry up.
Found today: 52 pcs.
The fibre from some canned heat can be used to make durable, high quality adventuring gear. Bearers of this valuable hide may exchange it for some cash at any local equipment store.
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Daily Forecast
• A bright sparkling Pisces constellation is a sign of a good catch. Heroes are more likely to fish today.
• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance of usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect at the place of their deaths. Beware.
Game News
01/04 Little News
12/21 Christmas Special
12/07 Telegram Bot
11/01 On the Side
08/30 Three Things
Godpower Cap
11%
Ideabox News
• Interesting fact: 92 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox in the last 24 hours and 49 ideas went into the ER.
• Cotzbalam says that yes, his ER correction skills are innate reflexes, and no, he will not autograph the reporter's t-shirt.
• Having lost his limbo stick, Echolicious is making the most of his imagination.
Forum News
00:42 Time to Tell Truths
00:41 [Game] The banning game
00:36 Flame Lounge Karaoke: Current song: Whatever you feel like singing!
00:35 Free Word Association Game
00:35 [Game] Pepsi or Coke?
Breaking News
• The mark of a true hero is their ability to get a stable job working with horses on their first attempt.
• Heroes practicing the “homesickness” skill can achieve quite unexpected results if they can figure out how to integrate a couple dozen gold coins into their usual routine.
• The deputy guild master of the “The 4th Wall” guild has been accused of stealing the monthly stock of iodine solution from the warehouses of Dessertown. The guild master of that guild refused to comment on this story.
Market Quotes
1 golden brick
3258 gold coins 0.8%
1 Godville invite
982 gold coins -8.2%