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Temple
Temples are large places of worship where heroes can pray to their gods. These gods, though, must be appeased and therefore demand that their temples be built of gold, which makes the lives of heroes so much tougher.
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Famous Heroes
Samuel Cornelius — 152nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Oh my god!”, stands at the 74th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Persephone Penelope. Remembering which taverns he hasn't been banned from takes up most of his spare time.
Dungeon Raider — 139th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Blood🌙bank🌙bath🌙lust”, stands at the 111th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Oversee Year. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
Wanted
Recent studies claim the Dragon-Sized Fly has become entrenched in the Godville ecosystem. We'll reward anyone who helps weed them out.
Caught today: 75 pcs.
A wretched Teraducktyl has been seen fouling the pavements of Godville. Catch this miscreant and be rewarded.
Caught today: 77 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Against all odds and common sense, BattleToads and their 21 members achieved 11th in the pantheon of Duelery. They are obsessed with Tic Tac Toad. An anonymous member has shared that the secret to their success is a special blend of a dozen herbs and spices.
Raven Tail is a guild ranked 64th in the pantheon of Unity, consisting of 25 heroes and heroines. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “corvus”. Their initiation ceremony primarily involves telling really bad puns for hours.
Guild popularity in
13% — Blue Feather
7% — Harvest Moon
6% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
5% — Knights who say Ni
4% — Guild Name
4% — The Forsakens Lament
2% — Church of the Flying Spag...
2% — Honnōji Academy
1% — Fairy Tail
56% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Corth seeks his childhood dragon egg incubator and is buying any brought to “Bizarre Bazaar” until it's found.
Found today: 37 pcs.
For reasons analysts cannot determine, even a used galaxy in a jar is selling for a really high price today.
Found today: 34 pcs.
Ads
Worship space for lease in a temple under construction. Inexpensive. Contact: gnomish guest-workers, temple of hero A Bumbling Idiot.
Visit any of the six Happy Harpy Accupuncture Shoppes for a jab well done!
Trade all your gold and trophies for an encounter with a wanted monster. Call now!
Daily Forecast
• Astrologers proclaimed a day of lying. Resting under a tree will be much more effective today.
• Astrologers are not sure why, but today every accumulator charge restores 70% of godpower.
Game News
03/21 Live is Live
02/13 Epicgram Tales
12/21 Holiday Special
11/25 Holy Widget
10/29 Eerie Show
Godpower Cap
12%
Ideabox News
• 45 ideas were enhanced yesterday.
• Delta493 wishes she could spot her own typos as easily as she does for others.
• The tireless god Gryphon The 2st often contributes ideas. He does it for the kids!
Forum News
02:08 [Game] The banning game
02:06 [Game] The Person Above Me
02:04 Acronym game
01:58 Interesting voices
22:10 Continue game - 2 words per.
Broken News
• For its extremely original name the “Shadow Fighters” guild was awarded with an honorable mention in the form of this newspaper notice.
• “I’m dreaming about an Elite Worrier... I see its blue eyes, red fur and giant club. We stand together by the river...” — Son of a Glitch writes to us.
• Traders of Dessertown are offering huge discounts to heroes who can demonstrate some mastery of the “battle chess” skill. Why? No one seems to know.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
14410 gold coins +3.2%
1 Godville invite
909 gold coins -4.6%