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Gold Bricks

Gold is considered the holiest of materials, though not the rarest, and has been since the beginning of civilization. It is very nonreactive (it's a noble metal) and as such can stand up to the might of the elements (nobody wants their temple to fall down).

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Famous Heroes

Hrun 73rd-level adventurer, with the motto “☢ Don't even bother ”, stands at the 35th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Spode. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

Chilindrina 55th-level adventurer, with the motto “hit "go beotch go" button”, stands at the 198th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Chimotrufia. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.

Wanted

A local doctor is requesting that any Sulphuric Aphid captured by a hero is brought to him for a dinner party.

Caught today: 340 pcs.

The Dragon-Sized Fly has illegally gotten into the newspaper! The Godville Times offers one newly poured golden brick in exchange for an interview with the vile creature.

Caught today: 244 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Knights who say Ni — guild of 309 heroes, located at the 2nd place in the pantheon of unity. The highest rank here is “elderni”. Totem beast of this guild is Knight Who Says Ni. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “street magic” skill.

Flip dem tables Bro! is a guild ranked 77th in the pantheon of duelery, consisting of 27 heroes and heroines. The highest rank here is “tableflipper”. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “flying bird” skill.

Guild popularity in

18% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

17% — The Forsakens Lament

16% — Blue Feather

11% — Knights who say Ni

10% — Harvest Moon

3% — Green Bottle's Cult

2% — Groovy Church of Happy Ha...

1% — Tuonela

1% — The Jedi Council

21% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring an irresistible charm to “Bloodbath & Beyond” in Godville and ask for Canti.

Found today: 49 pcs.

A new cap-and-trade scheme on an ego alternator production has led to a price spike. Sellers are invited to apply for the scheme at any authorized agency.

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Across: 1. Equipment. 4. Artifact. 5. Artifact. 6. Bold Artifact. 7. Bold Artifact. 8. Strong Monster.
Down: 2. Monster. 3. Boss-Monster. 5. Artifact.

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Daily Forecast

• Mars in the first house favors all skilled heroes. Today all champions are more likely to put their skills into use.

• The moon in the seventh house means greatly increased chances of getting an unexpected epic quest.

Godpower Cap

42%

Ideabox News

• According to rumor, the Ideabox will take almost any old submission these days. Yesterday, it took 112 ideas.

Kathalysa was spotted in the Ideabox. All ideas are requested to form an orderly line and await improvement.

• Popular consensus is that Ya boye's genius knows no bounds.

Forum News

19:57 1 million countdown to retirement (Is finally Stan's turn)

19:53 Crossword Hints, for those who can't quite get the last clue

17:45 Free Word Association Game

16:37 Interesting voices

16:08 Fractured Light | RP

Breaking News

• Deville — a paradise for travelers. Today's special: huge discounts on lunches.

• Did you know that for every encourage in the arena an evil hero tramples a dandelion?

• Looking for action? A wild Immoral Porpoise spotted near Simpletown has been sad and lonely without any heroic attention.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3282 gold coins 1.6%

1 Godville invite

1070 gold coins 17.2%