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Godville

At the turn of the century, Godville became home to the first University of Heroes. Here, young men and women were challenged to make the transition from sword-fodder to sword fighter.

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Famous Heroes

Heels Madefor Walkin 71st-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “All over you丯”, stands at the 20th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Pip In Heels. Her dream is to master the “glance of Kaa” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

Taibo 79th-level adventurer, with the motto “Evil is Good!”, stands at the 101st position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Azz Kita. He's asking someone to tickle a dragon until it cries “uncle” and report the results via express mail.

Wanted

The Monster Superior is today's prize monster. Hunters hope that the Monster Superior will not have seen this notice.

Caught today: 418 pcs.

The Godville Administrator is wanted for secretly switching the push and pull signs on every door in town.

Caught today: 467 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Skeatseria Lodge is a guild ranked 41st in the pantheon of adventure, consisting of 32 heroes and heroines. They call themselves “lodgemaster”. Can you imagine that? All time favorite of this guild is Rhubarbarian. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

Bobius is a guild ranked 84th in the pantheon of duelery, consisting of 30 heroes and heroines. Guild's unity increases with dropping temperature.

Guild popularity in

17% — Harvest Moon

12% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

12% — Blue Feather

11% — Knights who say Ni

6% — The Forsakens Lament

5% — Guild Name

5% — Companions of the Nine

2% — Legion of the Dead

2% — Sons of Odin

28% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Found a deus ex machina? Go to Godville, ask for the “House of Lord's” shop. Adam77 will buy it like a hot cake.

Found today: 80 pcs.

Wanted: an out-of-time machine. Don't just stand there — sell!

Ads

The Ministry of Public Information is looking for a new manager since the last one went missing because he knew too much.

Wanted hero with strong back and weak mind. For additional information go to page three, paragraph four, subsection two, and read line five.

You miserable beggar! Get yourself down to Beerburgh and have a good drink!

Crossword

Across: 3. Monster. 5. Town. 7. Equipment. 8. Bold Artifact. 9. Equipment. 10. Artifact.
Down: 1. Boss-Monster. 2. Monster. 4. Monster. 6. Artifact.

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Daily Forecast

• Venus is in Taurus, which is a sign of good trading. All activatable artifacts are worth twice as much as usual.

• Abnormal solar winds cause all auras to be half as long as usual.

Godpower Cap

10%

Ideabox News

• 51 ideas were submitted yesterday.

• According to reports, honored ER contributor Cotzbalam makes everything better. Especially new ideas.

Helgonio is doing his part to make Godville even wackier. Everyone be grateful, and be warned.

Forum News

12:59 Chasing Myths

12:53 What are you listening to right now?

12:53 Mini-quests thread, data collect needed.

11:49 [Game] The Person Above Me

11:48 Acronym game

Breaking News

• Unknown vandals have desecrated monuments to the ancient gods. These perpetrators have mismatched parts of the statues’ bodies and defaced them with runes whose meanings are unknown, but which are undoubtedly obscene.

• For its extremely original name the “Heroes Alliance” guild was awarded with an honorable mention in the form of this newspaper notice.

• Did you know that “add insult to injury” is the most sophisticated quest of the week?

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3145 gold coins -1.3%

1 Godville invite

1090 gold coins 12.0%