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Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoons have a well-deserved reputation for being scavengers, emptying the inventory of many a hero when they're asleep or too inebriated to care. Despite their thieving nature, Rocky Raccoons make great company for any adventurer, even if some of them are 'a little' rabid.

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Famous Heroes

Timia 168th-level adventurer, member of the “GFY” guild, with the motto “What a Relic”, stands at the 74th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Cret. Notorious for always leaving a trail of people swooning over her.

Hamalainen 151st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “ℭold as íce”, stands at the 113th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Werik. He dares anyone to come up with a better motto.

Wanted

Dust Devils are causing massive damage in the countryside. Rewards are being posted for anyone who can bring them in dead or alive. Preferably dead.

Caught today: 83 pcs.

Optimus Slime pelts are in high vogue this season. Exchange one for 2900 gold coins and support Godville's most stylish snobs.

Caught today: 75 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

E.I.S. Eternal is a coffee club with 21 members that accidentally ended up 50th in the pantheon of Duelery. They call themselves “nonprophet”, can you imagine that? The all-time favorite of this guild is the Typo Demon. Their official guild sport involves throwing priority straightener at moving targets.

The Hornet Nest is a totally secret organisation that might be 56th in the pantheon of Popularity and doesn't have 21 members. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.

Guild popularity in

18% — Blue Feather

12% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

10% — Knights who say Ni

7% — Guild Name

7% — The Forsakens Lament

5% — Harvest Moon

2% — The Sons of Anarchy

2% — VeGaS

2% — Brotherhood of Steel

35% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

If you think a brain cell generator is worthless, think again — Qukel will buy yours for several times the market value, specially at “Thousand Things”.

Found today: 44 pcs.

Wanted: a space-timestamp! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Terrific Trades” shop.

Found today: 47 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Unexpected noise levels in the upper layers of the atmosphere could decrease godvoice hearing conditions on the surface.

• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance of usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect at the place of their deaths. Beware.

Godpower Cap

14%

Ideabox News

• The Ideabox saw 26 ideas yesterday, almost all of which are printable.

Anathema Codex would like their edits to stay anonymous, but we name them anyway.

• Do you think Xxnathanishxx sent enough ideabox submissions yesterday? Neither do we.

Forum News

00:01 [Game] The banning game

00:00 [Game] The Person Above Me

22:10 Interesting coincidences

16:18 Accomplishments (Big and Small)

16:46 Free Word Association Game

Broken News

• Voting for renaming the “Bobius” guild to “Bobius Plus” is finally complete. Ballot-counting was delayed by the laziness of committee members from the “Chaos Legion” guild.

• Did you know that a spare conversation starter makes a delightful conversation piece at your summer cottage?

• Mad scientists have discovered that heroes actually choose the blue pill in 50 percent of cases. But since they don’t remember anything afterwards, they never record it in their diaries.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

11596 gold coins +5.7%

1 Godville invite

1035 gold coins +3.9%