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Grayscaled Dragon

The Grayscaled Dragon has a muscular build and can carry objects and monsters twice its size as it soars through the air. Its scales are harder than steel, but when exposed, its skin is as soft as a baby's bottom.

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Famous Heroes

The Drifter 100th-level adventurer, member of the “Guildy Pleasures” guild, with the motto “Time to make a change”, stands at the 2nd position in the pantheon of Storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Traveller of godville. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares.

Tiberius Redshirt 129th-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “Don’t you hate pants?”, stands at the 175th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Farnumus. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

Wanted

Chefs all over are quickly running out of Thesaurus Rex meat due to the latest diet fad. They are offering heroes a worthy reward for any portions they come across.

Caught today: 251 pcs.

The Frog of War is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 343 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

UnRo is a heroic horde of 18 heads located around the 50th place in the pantheon of Duelery. Infamous for eating cakes and leaving them whole.

Cannabis is in the 58th position in the pantheon of Unity, unlikely though it seems. The highest rank here is “kiefchief”. The guild's current favorite place to party is “Mended Drum”.

Guild popularity in

18% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

17% — Blue Feather

11% — Knights who say Ni

9% — Harvest Moon

7% — Guild Name

3% — Order of the Sith Lords

3% — The Forsakens Lament

2% — we r legion

2% — Whitewing

28% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

ChristopherDean is conducting a quality survey on the diary entry generator supply and offers excellent prices for any samples brought to “Thousand Things”.

Found today: 306 pcs.

Today only! Each anti-aliasing cream can be exchanged for triple the regular market value and a wide smile from the trader.

Found today: 125 pcs.

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Will quest for food. Consult In-Ho.

Blurred vision, queasy stomach, trouble walking in a straight line? Welcome to the Common Side Effects Tavern.

The annual March of Monsters has been postponed. See the bulletin board outside “The Marching Morons” for more information.

Daily Forecast

• Due to an upcoming congress on changing the heroes' retirement age, all eligible heroes decided to refrain from parties, preferring to put more money in savings instead.

• A sudden breakdown in a constellation of guiding stars caused global complications in progressing with quests. Astrologers advise not to worry and just have fun with smashing monsters instead.

Godpower Cap

6%

Ideabox News

• Interesting fact: 62 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox in the last 24 hours and 32 ideas went into the ER.

• There is an opinion that Toastwyrm should get some credit for his content enhancements yesterday.

Sky Cat's pen is mightier than her sword, which is saying a lot.

Forum News

10:39 King of the Hill

09:47 Gameplay Questions (if FAQ doesn't help)

07:16 Books :D

06:21 [Game] Stranded

06:18 Count as high as possible!

Broken News

• “Today, anyone who bothers can become a hero,” complains a Combat Ant in its letter. “Luckily, there are still plenty of lazy arses who don’t bother!”

• Today, Dukke, following an order from his god, used a teleportation scroll and suddenly found himself right in the middle of the women's sauna.

• The thieves who were recently caught stealing the Godville HS calendars got 12 months.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

13106 gold coins +8.4%

1 golden brick

3120 gold coins -4.7%

1 Godville invite

1059 gold coins +13.1%