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Godville
At the turn of the century, Godville became home to the first University of Heroes. Here, young men and women were challenged to make the transition from sword-fodder to sword fighter.
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Famous Heroes
Syvsover — 175th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Store patter!”, stands at the 18th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Nulsover. He thinks that an Overbearing Waiter slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Egopolis has to offer.
Elevyn Arnen — 135th-level adventurer, member of the “Smiters Anonymous” guild, with the motto “Lux tremendae majestatis!”, stands at the 195th position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the god Lux Aeternam. It is advisable to wear sunglasses whenever she smiles.
Wanted
Farmers need Trained Dummy sacrifices to improve the crop harvest. Exchange one for a little gratitude and a worthy reward.
Caught today: 87 pcs.
The Romanticore has illegally gotten into the newspaper. The Godville Times offers a worthy reward in exchange for an interview with the vile creature.
Caught today: 80 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Let it be known that the 22 members of The Black Company are some pretty cool guys. Elites of this guild like to call themselves “taken”. The all-time favorite of this guild is the Inglourious Basterd. If this guild were a settlement, then Bad Gateway would be its sister town.
Let it be known that the 22 members of Angels of Anarchy are some pretty cool guys. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “archangel”. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.
Guild popularity in
20% — Blue Feather
14% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
8% — Ever Lasting
7% — Harvest Moon
7% — Church of the Flying Spag...
5% — Knights who say Ni
5% — Guild Name
3% — OMGkittensMewMewMew
2% — GWJ
29% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Found a Darwin award? Go to Godville, ask for the “Thousand Things” shop. Cierzo will buy it like a hot cake.
Found today: 44 pcs.
Don't get rid of your old hell pass — analysts say that increased demand will make the price soar in the near to infinite future.
Found today: 49 pcs.
Ads
Lying in a ditch? Can’t make it into town? Things would be different if only you had a pair of crutches. “Three Legs LLC.”
For sale: Trophy cabinet. Unused. Monstro City.
Too heavy to walk? Ready to relieve you of half of your loot bag at your first wish.
Daily Forecast
• The daily assembly of astrologers proclaimed that today's disposition of planets doesn't promise anything bad ...or good, for that matter.
Game News
02/13 Epicgram Tales
12/21 Holiday Special
11/25 Holy Widget
10/29 Eerie Show
09/09 Achievement Unlocked
Godpower Cap
13%
Ideabox News
• The Ideabox saw 34 ideas yesterday, almost all of which are printable.
• Rhons says he loves the ER too much to go a single day without visiting. Sometimes he even visits twice a day.
• The humble god Daljac set a good example for others by both submitting and voting for ideas.
Forum News
02:03 Crossword & KYM Hints
00:32 [Game] The Person Above Me
00:31 [Game] The banning game
22:53 Accomplishments (Big and Small)
12:40 Acronym game
Broken News
• A caravan loaded with golden bricks has been stolen by unknown thieves heading off in an equally unknown direction.
• “So, we finally meet, Cinnamon Troll!” — these were the last words of Karios, before he stepped on a rake.
• Bagans has died, again. The funeral will be held at the usual time and place.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
16688 gold coins -4.3%
1 Godville invite
1084 gold coins +2.0%