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At the turn of the century, Godville became home to the first University of Heroes. Here, young men and women were challenged to make the transition from sword-fodder to sword fighter.

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Famous Heroes of Godville

Thror - 104th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “☥ GNU Terry Pratchett ☥”, stands at the 29th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Thorbjoern. He always wanted to prove that the world is flat, but never found the time.

Ezri Dax - 76th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Strength through Unity”, stands at the 143rd position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Daggaroth. Her worst enemy - a Resubmitted Monster. Favorite trophy - something that looks like a rhetorical device. She is also a huge fan of Last Resort’s pubs.

Wanted

A horrifying Hell's Bell-Ringer has escaped from its cage at the Godville Zoo. Capturing it alive is not necessary. Reward - one newly poured golden brick.

Caught today: 2 pcs.

A local doctor is requesting that any Biowolf captured by a hero is brought to him for a dinner party.

Guild popularity in

11% — Knights who say Ni

11% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

10% — The Forsakens Lament

10% — Harvest Moon

10% — Nautilus

10% — Blue Feather

7% — Goon Squad

5% — Guild Name

4% — The Circle of Mages

22% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a troubleshooting star to “Glittery Booty” in Godville and ask for Keleios.

Found today: 3 pcs.

For reasons analysts cannot determine, even a used nuclear fuchsia plant is selling for a really high price today.

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Across: 1. Equipment. 3. Artifact. 6. Artifact. 7. Artifact. 8. Boss-Monster. 9. Monster.
Down: 1. Monster. 2. Equipment. 4. Monster. 5. Skill.

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Daily Forecast

• Rumors of impending volcanic eruption caused all underground creatures to move closer to the surface. Finding an underground monster lair today should be more likely than usual.

• Astrologers proclaimed The Global Day of Good Health. Traders truly believed in the forecast and decided to stop selling healing potions for today.

Godpower Cap

6%

Ideabox News

• Interesting fact: 136 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox in the last 24 hours and 110 ideas went into the ER.

The Mighty Stang says that yes, his ER correction skills are innate reflexes, and no, he will not autograph the reporter's t-shirt.

• Some of the ideas under voting are there thanks to Pradyumna. Applause!

Forum News

21:38 Gods and Goddesses RP (run by Foxxo) P.S. to join just make a sheet and post it here, don't bother sending Bob a PM because he isn't the owner :3 -Bob

21:25 [Game] The banning game

21:15 Interesting voices

21:02 Fun word game!

20:42 Fractured Light | RP

Breaking News

• Breaking news: Scientists proved that angle of the dangle shifts with the sag of the bag.

• Looking for action? A wild Godvillain spotted near Unspecifiedistan has been sad and lonely without any heroic attention.

• Voting for renaming the “Ohtari” guild to “Ohtari Plus” is finally complete. Ballot-counting was delayed by the laziness of committee members from the “The Asehole” guild.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3106 gold coins -5.3%

1 Godville invite

965 gold coins -2.0%