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Famous Heroes

Syvsover 171st-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Store patter!”, stands at the 26th position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Nulsover. Secretly fears that the world is a stage, the men and women are merely players with entrances and exits, and that he has missed his cue.

Samuel Cornelius 142nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Oh my god!”, stands at the 129th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Persephone Penelope. He thinks that a Hellevator Operator slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Anville has to offer.

Wanted

Cliff Hanger heads are rumored to fetch an insane price in Godville's black market today. You didn't hear it from us.

Caught today: 477 pcs.

The heads of Alpha Whale are wanted for the creation of counterfeit artifacts. Get a worthy reward as a reward.

Caught today: 438 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

The Black Company is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 16th place in the pantheon of Adventure. Rumor says there are about 22 of them. Elites of this guild like to call themselves “taken”. The all-time favorite of this guild is the Inglourious Basterd. The guild's unity increases with dropping temperature.

Assassin's Guild is a totally secret organisation that might be 54th in the pantheon of Unity and doesn't have 27 members. They've chosen the title of “assassin” for their most esteemed members. They are obsessed with Armchair Assassin. Despite bragging about diversity, not a single Grammar Policeman is found in their ranks.

Guild popularity in

16% — Harvest Moon

14% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

11% — Eternal

9% — Blue Feather

8% — Knights who say Ni

3% — Team Ramrod

3% — Guild Name

3% — Church of the Flying Spag...

2% — Kiss my axe

31% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

“Triple Six Goods” promises to buy a delight bulb at several times the normal price. Callie666 is that rich.

Found today: 170 pcs.

Rumors abound that there are five golden tickets to the magical artifact factory, each hidden inside a Godville Admin bobblehead. Traders will do anything for a chance to win such a valuable prize.

Found today: 136 pcs.

Ads

Family estate for lease. Beautiful lake views, just a couple of milestones outside Anville. Contact: Cordless Drill Sergeant.
The editorial board of the New Ork Times is seeking masters of the “tough tongue” skill for the job of sealing envelopes.
Too heavy to walk? Ready to relieve you of half of your loot bag at your first wish.

Daily Forecast

• Meteorologists claim that today's ruthlessly glaring sun could cause mass loss of mind, eyesight or artifacts.

• Daily News Analysts have foretold a new financial crisis, which has caused impressionable bosses to carry more gold than usual today.

Godpower Cap

11%

Ideabox News

• The Ideabox saw 34 ideas yesterday, almost all of which are printable.

• An honored ER frequenter, Jimboo, claims that improving ideas is not painful, really.

Lovely Poetess has so many good ideas that they simply have to be shared with all and sundry.

Forum News

17:14 [Game] The banning game

17:13 Free Word Association Game

17:12 [Game] The Person Above Me

17:11 Fun word game!

16:25 Crossword & KYM Hints

Broken News

• Market prices for smoking stiffs are skyrocketing. Who will stop this madness?

• The heroes of the “Godville Addicts” guild staged a raid upon the sewers of Healiopolis. They returned wet, angry, and covered in algae.

• Pharmacists are lowering trade-in prices for empty iodine solution bottles. Metropolitan tramps are in panic.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

11075 gold coins -1.6%

1 Godville invite

1035 gold coins -2.7%