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Voice of god

The words of the Almighty can sometimes echo in the hero's heart. Deities can encourage heroes to pray, to sacrifice, to speed up quests or return to a nearby town, to dig for treasure, and many other things which have yet to be discovered.

Bingo

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Famous Heroes

Flauplow 101st-level adventurer, member of the “The Forsakens Lament” guild, with the motto “ Busy Dolƒin”, stands at the 46th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Flau. He thinks that a Bipolar Bear slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Los Adminos has to offer.

No Way 61st-level adventurer, with the motto “No Way in No Time!”, stands at the 106th position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Demiurge. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

Wanted

The Hyper Lynx is today's prize monster. Hunters hope that the Hyper Lynx will not have seen this notice.

Caught today: 481 pcs.

Today, the head of the Cannon Bull can be exchanged for a worthy reward and a free pass to a public bathhouse.

Caught today: 393 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

no guild is a heroic horde of 33 heads located around the 43rd place in the pantheon of unity. “sinecure” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Nondescript Villain holds the job of totem monster in this guild. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

Let it be known that the 33 members of Slave Labor are some pretty cool guys. The highest rank here is “godking”. Guild's current favorite place to party is “Drunken Clam”.

Guild popularity in

12% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

12% — Harvest Moon

8% — Blue Feather

4% — Knights who say Ni

3% — Guild Name

2% — Star Child

2% — Immortals

2% — Hrenelly

2% — 42 - THE answer!

53% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Vetryanka is conducting a quality survey on the hazardous minerals map supply and offers excellent prices for any samples brought to “Pouncing Paws”.

Found today: 33 pcs.

Analysts report that one apocalypse date generator could be worth a small fortune, in the right hands.

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Crossword

Across: 2. Equipment. 4. Equipment. 5. Skill. 6. Strong Monster. 7. Equipment. 8. Bold Artifact.
Down: 1. Monster. 3. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• Due to an upcoming congress on changing heroes' retirement age, all eligible heroes decided to refrain from parties, preferring to put more money in savings instead.

• Due to the recent solar flares, all heroes today are prone to deeper personality changes under the influence of their gods.

Godpower Cap

26%

Ideabox News

• 42 ideas were enhanced yesterday.

• Warning: Delta493 is busy in the ER, enhancing ideas left and right!

• All responsibility for the originality of Ideabox submissions was put on Finicky's shoulders.

Forum News

12:59 20 Questions, More Like a Zillion

12:51 Fun word game!

12:50 [Game] Fill in the blank

12:42 Acronym game

12:39 [Game] Pepsi or Coke?

Broken News

• A strange Alchemical Engineer was spotted near the town of Dessertown. He was wearing an assortment of beer cans and refused to leave the top of a fir tree.

• Pharmacists are lowering trade-in prices for empty iodine solution bottles. Metropolitan tramps are in panic.

• An epidemic of mad cow disease has hit the pets of Bosswell' citizens. Vets are doing all they can to spread the disease so that they can make more money.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

14213 gold coins +1.9%

1 golden brick

3152 gold coins -0.8%

1 Godville invite

901 gold coins -12.9%