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Quests
They are extremely difficult tasks which occupy a hero's time. Well...at least it keeps them off the streets. They are assigned randomly, vary in difficulty and may even involve wasting time idly for no reason.
Bingo
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| rai | gen | oth |
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Famous Heroes
Nykon Sparx — 158th-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “☥ Lagviathan Hunter ♘”, stands at the 68th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Lord Sparx. Has developed a reputation for solving problems by throwing other problems at them.
Nemm — 145th-level adventurer, member of the “Guide to the Galaxy” guild, with the motto “As with ALL things!”, stands at the 191st position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Nimoisis. On one occasion, he almost drowned from being so deep in thought.
Wanted
Farmers are tired of Smackademic mobs trashing fields and eating livestock. Bring any in for a worthy reward.
Caught today: 222 pcs.
Ongoing Tyrannosaurus-Ex skin delivery issues will further delay diary production, leading traders to give 2400 gold coins to any heroic supplier.
Caught today: 207 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Boolean Algebra is recognised today for community outreach. Their placement at the 27th position in the pantheon of Popularity makes total sense. Looking for a brilliant hero or heroine? Well, you won't find one here.
Against all odds and common sense, The Found Vikings and their 16 members achieved 87th in the pantheon of Adventure. They call themselves “odinson”, can you imagine that? The guild's current favorite place to party is “Shepherd's Stuff”.
Guild popularity in
17% — Blue Feather
14% — Knights who say Ni
13% — ArchAngel
9% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
4% — Harvest Moon
4% — Guild Name
4% — Navigator Dragons
3% — The Forsakens Lament
2% — Goon Squad
30% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Chihiro Fujisaki believes any publicity is good publicity, and will offer anything for a history repeater so long as we publish it here.
Found today: 74 pcs.
Today only! Each director's cutlery can be exchanged for triple the regular market value and a wide smile from the trader.
Found today: 96 pcs.
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Will buy souls, 15 gold coins per dozen. A dark alley of El Herado; ask for Godville Administrator.
Daily Forecast
• Meteorologists flipped a coin, but it didn't come back down. Today's forecast is up in the air.
Game News
08/28 Papers Please
07/17 Question Everything
06/09 App and Running
05/10 Sweet 16
04/05 Strange New Roads
Godpower Cap
10%
Ideabox News
• 25 ideas yesterday, 25 ideas. Take one down, pass it around...
• It's reported that Comendador Coruja can improve ideas even with his eyes closed.
• Today's Ideabox dupes are brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.
Forum News
12:28 Count as high as possible!
07:23 Free Word Association Game
06:23 “The Evil Genie” game
05:47 CHAIN REACTION
03:28 [Game] The Person Above Me
Broken News
• Whor has died, again. The funeral will be held at the usual time and place.
• The city of Quirkytown, following the example of the glorious city of Godville, plans to open its own arena. Heroes who donate a prophet motive for arena construction will receive nothing in return. Gosh, at least these folks are honest.
• No monsters were harmed in the production of this issue, but this unfortunate oversight will be corrected in future editions.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
12948 gold coins -8.1%
1 Godville invite
915 gold coins -5.4%