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The Firefox was once native to almost every land, which is why some old paintings depict it wrapping itself around the entire planet...
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Famous Heroes
Sluhore — 147th-level adventurer, member of the “666” guild, with the motto “Anarchy in godville!”, stands at the 90th position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Liquidchile. She was known to distribute counterfeit invites to Godville during her youth.
BaW JackHammer — 140th-level adventurer, member of the “Sweaty HandZ” guild, with the motto “Hoptimum!”, stands at the 120th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god HunterJRB. His reckless attention-seeking behaviour has finally paid off.
Wanted
Farmers are tired of Shock Therapist mobs trashing fields and eating livestock. Bring any in for 2700 gold coins.
Caught today: 321 pcs.
Kingpig is wanted for breaking the laws of physics. Those who punish this nonsensical scoundrel will be rewarded greatly.
Caught today: 277 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Blue Feather is a coffee club with 436 members that accidentally ended up 1st in the pantheon of Popularity. They call themselves “phoenix”, can you imagine that? Started a New Ork militia that mostly just marches in silly parades. They are obsessed with Arctic Firebird. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to pilot an astral plane.
Usual Suspects is a tax-dodging scheme involving 21 heroes, currently hiding at 56th in the pantheon of Unity. The upper echelon call themselves “miscreant”. Unusual Suspect holds the job of totem monster in this guild. Looking for a brilliant hero or heroine? Well, you won't find one here.
Guild popularity in
15% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
13% — Blue Feather
10% — Knights who say Ni
6% — Guild Name
5% — The Forsakens Lament
5% — Harvest Moon
4% — Spanish Inquisition
4% — Church of the Flying Spag...
3% — Warped Quantum
35% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
If you think a sarcasm intensifier is worthless, think again — Aethaltir will buy yours for several times the market value, specially at “Thousand Things”.
Found today: 120 pcs.
Special offer from the black markets of Godville — get an unusually good price upon presenting a bar tab organizer to the first trader you meet. This offer won't last long!
Found today: 112 pcs.
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Daily Forecast
• Due to complaints from astrologers on worsening sky visibility, all manufacturing was stopped for today, leaving shops throughout Godville without new equipment.
• The gold reward for the Bingo game today is much higher than usual.
Game News
10/29 Frights and Delights
09/17 Sea Change
08/02 Living Relics
06/17 Spoilers Ahead
05/10 Godville Hits 15
Godpower Cap
25%
Ideabox News
• 31 ideas yesterday, 31 ideas. Take one down, pass it around...
• Cotzbalam has been judging all your ideas — those in the Ideabox and fashion choices too.
• Some of the ideas under voting are there thanks to Simple-Soul. Applause!
Forum News
18:38 Random Spam
15:40 [Game] The Person Above Me
14:27 “The Evil Genie” game
14:04 CHAIN REACTION
14:00 Free Word Association Game
Broken News
• The scientists of New Ork are thrilled to announce the development of the latest generation of high-tech armor. Details are being kept secret behind twenty-seven seals, but it's suspected that godpower is used in the manufacturing process.
• Analysts report that in the presence of an empty dish, even a Wasted Youth could be a small fish.
• Bookies are taking bets on the number of daredevils who will die trying to bring lawn order to the grasslands.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
5115 gold coins +11.8%
1 Godville invite
1016 gold coins -1.5%