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Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoons have a well-deserved reputation for being scavengers, emptying the inventory of many a hero when they're asleep or too inebriated to care. Despite their thieving nature, Rocky Raccoons make great company for any adventurer, even if some of them are 'a little' rabid.

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Famous Heroes of Godville

NotYouAgain - 103rd-level adventurer, member of the “awesomeness” guild, with the motto “we r whalers on the moon”, stands at the 96th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god FantomasLives. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

Squidgitt - 111th-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “Slave for life! ∞ StA ∞”, stands at the 113th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Dogess. All she ever wanted was a little love and affection.

Wanted

Anyone who hunts down a Ice Borg today will receive one newly poured golden brick as a reward.

Caught today: 230 pcs.

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast's heads are rumored to fetch an insane price in Godville's black market today. You didn't hear it from us.

Caught today: 75 pcs.

Guild popularity in

42% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

13% — Nautilus

12% — Planewalkers

6% — Knights who say Ni

3% — Blue Feather

3% — Harvest Moon

2% — Guild Name

1% — Chronanza Adonai

1% — Eternal

17% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying a deus ex machina at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “Kleptomart” shop. Just ask for Kaylfang.

Found today: 67 pcs.

Having heard a rumor that the price of a collide-o-scope is about to rise dramatically, traders are falling over themselves to pay a large amount for each one.

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Daily Forecast

• Today's unusual weather caused premature chakra openings among heroes, which is rumored to increase duration of all auras.

• The moon in the seventh house means greatly increased chances of getting an unexpected epic quest.

Godpower Cap

17%

Ideabox News

• 122 ideas were voted in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.

Enzuna feels compelled to improve ideas in the ER; we just won't let her stop.

• Having lost his limbo stick, Drachna the Terrible is making the most of his imagination.

Forum News

12:18 Gods and Goddesses RP (run by Foxxo)

12:05 Diamond Combat Academy RP (Season 2 sign ups open! New people always welcome)

12:00 Free Word Association Game

11:59 Pet Peeves

11:57 [Game] The banning game

Breaking News

• Heroes are reminded that anybody walking on quicksand will be drowned. By order of the district council.

• Voting for renaming the “The Crimson Order” guild to “The Crimson Order Ultra” is finally complete. Ballot-counting was delayed by the laziness of committee members from the “300 Immortals” guild.

• Farmers from the city of Dogville are filing complaints about heroes destroying their scarecrows. Authorities have expressed their concern with a lack of action.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3210 gold coins 1.0%

1 Godville invite

970 gold coins -5.9%