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Voice of god

The words of the Almighty can sometimes echo in the hero's heart. Deities can encourage heroes to pray, to sacrifice, to speed up quests or return to a nearby town, to dig for treasure, and many other things which have yet to be discovered.

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Famous Heroes

Renzicus 122nd-level adventurer, member of the “Android” guild, with the motto “Hello there!”, stands at the 81st position in the pantheon of Creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Deus Non Est. He has done numerous celebrity endorsements on products he never uses.

BigDawgDaddy 138th-level adventurer, member of the “S&M” guild, with the motto “DILLIGAF”, stands at the 189th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god A-Grumpy-666. He's a hero and likes to talk about it at any opportunity.

Wanted

The Sixth Sensei, slowly boiled in its own juices, is one of the finest delicacies of this culinary season. The chef of the “The Battle Toad” restaurant is offering a worthy reward for each carcass delivered.

Caught today: 263 pcs.

Hanna-Barbarian hunting season is now open. Exchange proof of death for 2600 gold coins only today.

Caught today: 231 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Asylum is a questionable gathering of 37 adventurers, suspiciously ranked 10th in the pantheon of Unity. A prolonged stay in this guild will create a new “loonie”. Traders in Bad Gateway have started a betting pool on which guild plan will backfire next. Bubble Raptor holds the job of totem monster in this guild. Has never successfully completed a group photo.

The Goonies: infamous for having 25 heroes and heroines; unrecognized for having 52nd place in the pantheon of Unity. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “goonliest”. The favorite monster of the guild is Gandolphin. They require members to speak in rhyme on Tuesdays.

Guild popularity in

11% — Blue Feather

5% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

3% — Harvest Moon

2% — TheCyborgWalruses

2% — The Ideaboxers Union

1% — Guide to the Galaxy

1% — War Ensemble

1% — Organization XIII

1% — Empire of the East

73% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying an inner voice amplifier at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “Thousand Things” shop. Just ask for Lee Yu Hien.

Found today: 80 pcs.

Wanted: a brain cell generator. Don't just stand there — sell!

Found today: 71 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• The staff astrologer of the Godville Times is allegedly on vacation. This means that we have a day without a forecast.

Godpower Cap

14%

Ideabox News

• Wishing to join Godville, 49 ideas stormed into the Ideabox yesterday, while 37 ideas were granted an audience in the ER.

Rhons has yet to successfully cure their severe Ideabox addiction.

Forum News

06:18 Accomplishments (Big and Small)

05:37 Interesting coincidences

04:44 Count as high as possible!

01:52 [Game] The banning game

18:49 Random Spam

Broken News

• Yesterday evening, a hurricane ripped through the cemetery of Healiopolis: hundreds are dead.

• Due to a mysterious affliction, people have reportedly been unable to complete sentences and

• Looking for action? A wild Paranormal Activist spotted near Dessertown has been sad and lonely without any heroic attention.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

14559 gold coins +9.5%

1 Godville invite

1058 gold coins +9.5%