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Gold Bricks

Gold is considered the holiest of materials, though not the rarest, and has been since the beginning of civilization. It is very nonreactive (it's a noble metal) and as such can stand up to the might of the elements (nobody wants their temple to fall down).

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Famous Heroes

Aranae 19th-level adventurer, member of the “Envidia” guild, with the motto “Mommy Salem choke me!”, stands at the 67th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Salem Schnee. All she ever wanted was a little love and affection.

Zorroz 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Sweet Dreams” guild, with the motto “This is my boomstick!”, stands at the 191st position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Zorro. His dream is to master the “cobweb gulp” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

Wanted

Sun Dog hunting season is now open. Today only, exchange proof of death for a free outfit upgrade coupon!

Caught today: 246 pcs.

Cantankerous Chimaera's heads are rumored to fetch an insane price in Godville's black market today. You didn't hear it from us.

Caught today: 231 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

The Titans is a guild ranked 15th in the pantheon of popularity, consisting of 23 heroes and heroines. Veterans in this guild call themselves “elder”. If this guild were a settlement, then Herostan would be its sister town.

Eternal — guild of 26 heroes, located at the 59th place in the pantheon of adventure. The highest rank here is “timekeeper”. Eternal Dalmatian is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. The members of this guild are mostly civil while in public.

Guild popularity in

14% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

10% — Harvest Moon

9% — Knights who say Ni

8% — Blue Feather

7% — The Forsakens Lament

3% — Guild Name

1% — The Marching Morons

1% — Yoga Experts

1% — E.I.S. Eternal

46% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a license to drill to “The Gourd Shop” in Godville and ask for Altina.

Found today: 83 pcs.

Today only! Each pipe dream cleaner can be exchanged for triple the regular market value and a wide smile from the trader.

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Daily Forecast

• Today's unusual weather caused premature chakra openings among heroes, which is rumored to increase duration of all auras.

• The moon in the seventh house means greatly increased chances of getting an unexpected epic quest.

Godpower Cap

21%

Ideabox News

• 73 ideas were voted in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.

• Eyewitnesses say that Cotzbalam was spotted working in the Enhancement Room. Woohoo!

• Some of the ideas under voting are there thanks to Sand Devil. Applause!

Forum News

11:04 100 brick countdown

10:03 [Game] The banning game

10:01 Random Spam

09:08 Gods and Goddesses RP (run by Foxxo)

07:58 Interesting coincidences

Breaking News

• Astrologers from the “Confessing Spammers” guild reassure us that the future is almost here.

• Heroes are reminded that anybody walking on quicksand will be drowned. By order of the district council.

• Witnesses report that a Chimpanzealot independently and quite successfully managed to educate the village idiot.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3106 gold coins -4.2%

1 Godville invite

933 gold coins -6.7%