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Voice of god

The words of the Almighty can sometimes echo in the hero's heart. Deities can encourage heroes to pray, to sacrifice, to speed up quests or return to a nearby town, to dig for treasure, and many other things which have yet to be discovered.

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Famous Heroes

I Dont Know Really — 137th-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “One man band.”, stands at the 11th position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Wait What Really. He dares anyone to come up with a better motto.

Slayer007 — 131st-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Reincarnation Left: Error”, stands at the 128th position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Dream Scream. On one occasion, he almost drowned from being so deep in thought.

Wanted

The Bipolar Bear, slowly boiled in its own juices, is one of the finest delicacies of this culinary season. The chef of the “Drunken Clam” restaurant is offering 2300 gold coins for each carcass delivered.

Caught today: 284 pcs.

A cheeky Trojan Horse is finding heroines and heroes quite weak lately. Prove it wrong and bring back a trophy for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 312 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Fang of The Fox, Claw of The Dragon is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 29th place in the pantheon of Popularity. Rumor says there are about 19 of them. Elders call themselves “antagonist”. Being seen with guild members around the taverns of Los Demonos is an excellent way to earn a regrettable reputation. Necessary Evil declined to comment on its relation with this guild. Their weekly meetings include mandatory nap time.

The Found Vikings is a heroic horde of 18 heads located around the 88th place in the pantheon of Adventure. A prolonged stay in this guild will create a new “odinson”. They require members to speak in rhyme on Tuesdays.

Guild popularity in

16% — Knights who say Ni

10% — Blue Feather

7% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

5% — Guild Name

5% — Green Bottle's Cult

3% — Lucifer's Hounds

3% — Harvest Moon

3% — The Forsakens Lament

3% — Unconventional Convention...

45% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying a sails pitch at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “Thousand Things” shop. Just ask for MrPink2.

Found today: 171 pcs.

Wanted: a non-metal detector. Don't just stand there — sell!

Found today: 121 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Abnormal solar winds cause all auras to be half as long as usual.

• Divine materials have been affected by unusual temperatures, so activatable items will require only half the normal amount of godpower.

Godpower Cap

3%

Ideabox News

• 39 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

• Bibliophile has been busy in the ER. She doesn't care much about idea quality, but she does love to meddle with things.

• Having lost his limbo stick, Azyorial is making the most of his imagination.

Forum News

19:53 Acronym game

19:39 Interesting coincidences

19:36 [Game] The Person Above Me

17:01 Three word story

12:54 Free Word Association Game

Broken News

• Clean up continues after several rampaging monsters not represented in the latest crossword puzzle pillaged shops in Unspecifiedistan.

• The “The Runners” guild has announced that they're seeking a wizard with the “elbow bite” skill in order to raise the cultural level of their members.

• Diaries or journals: which is better? The debate rages on.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

13729 gold coins +6.2%

1 Godville invite

907 gold coins -15.2%