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Voice of god

The words of the Almighty can sometimes echo in the hero's heart. Deities can encourage heroes to pray, to sacrifice, to speed up quests or return to a nearby town, to dig for treasure, and many other things which have yet to be discovered.

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Famous Heroes

Furryback 139th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Let the pigeons loose!”, stands at the 72nd position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Bracht. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.

Fridley 145th-level adventurer, member of the “New Guild Order” guild, stands at the 187th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Shenanigans. His worst enemy — an Orc-in-the-Road. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a llama lamp. He is also a huge fan of Madchester’s pubs.

Wanted

Antibody Builder teeth necklaces are the latest fashion. Exchange its remains for 2900 gold coins.

Caught today: 114 pcs.

A libelous Tentacula is wanted for publishing the diaries of vanquished heroes. Whoever brings the vile plagiarist to justice will be rewarded.

Caught today: 101 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

The Experience is a support group for 8 heroes with delusions of reaching 14th in the pantheon of Duelery. Their official guild sport involves throwing remorse code at moving targets.

Angels of Anarchy is a support group for 24 heroes with delusions of reaching 96th in the pantheon of Unity. Veterans in this guild call themselves “archangel”. Their official guild sport involves throwing x-ray speck at moving targets.

Guild popularity in

11% — Blue Feather

6% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

6% — Harvest Moon

5% — Knights who say Ni

3% — The Forsakens Lament

3% — Guild Name

2% — Church of the Flying Spag...

1% — Fairy Tail

1% — Hug Central

62% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying a dungeon key at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “Thousand Things” shop. Just ask for Lunar Claw.

Found today: 71 pcs.

Traders are holding their annual “The ultimate rare find purchaser” competition. Don't miss out on this opportunity!

Found today: 47 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Astrologers proclaimed a holiday and flatly refused to give a forecast.

Godpower Cap

9%

Ideabox News

• 49 ideas were enhanced yesterday.

Bibliophile wishes she could spot her own typos as easily as she does for others.

• All responsibility for the originality of Ideabox submissions was put on Yaali's shoulders.

Forum News

04:52 Acronym game

02:04 Crossword & KYM Hints

01:41 [Game] The Person Above Me

01:21 CHAIN REACTION

01:07 [Game] The banning game

Broken News

• Witnesses report that members of the “Celestial Order” guild were seen taking cutlets away from children and coffee beans from local residents.

• “I’m dreaming about a Mechavellian... I see its blue eyes, red fur and giant club. We stand together by the river...” — Prescription Thug writes to us.

• The mark of a true hero is their ability to unify quantum mechanics with relativity on their first attempt.

Market Quotes

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1 Godville invite

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