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Probability

The Great Random - a mysterious force which permeates the very essence of Godville and is often treated as a deity in itself. The majority of in-game events occur randomly.

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Famous Heroes

Vinnie- 161st-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “丯Do what you want 丯”, stands at the 45th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Vince-. He is something, you know.

Scheredin 131st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Schering is caring.”, stands at the 159th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Noirin. “I am overworked and underpaid,” he claims.

Wanted

The Fail Whale has been charged with death for skipping bail. A reward will be offered for anyone who can prove that the sentence has been carried out.

Caught today: 14 pcs.

Sans Sheriff is wanted for breaking the laws of physics. Those who punish this nonsensical scoundrel will be rewarded greatly.

Caught today: 16 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

We Are Atheists is a group of 40 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 36th position in the pantheon of Unity. “skeptic” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. All time favorite of this guild is Atheist Mantis. The guild's current favorite place to party is “Khaki-colored Dragon”.

Gamer's Guild is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 93rd place in the pantheon of Adventure. Rumor says there are about 36 of them. They've chosen the title of “gamer” for their most esteemed members. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “slap of the whale” skill.

Guild popularity in

21% — Blue Feather

13% — Harvest Moon

12% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

8% — The Forsakens Lament

7% — Knights who say Ni

5% — Guild Name

4% — The Jedi Council

4% — Breadsticks

3% — 404

23% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a praystation to “Bricks and Mortar” in Godville and ask for Veeson.

Found today: 19 pcs.

The fibre from a nuclear fuchsia plant can be used to make durable, high quality adventuring gear. Bearers of this valuable hide may exchange it for some cash at any local equipment store.

Found today: 19 pcs.

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A special offer from the “Brick” jewelry shop — buy our super-trendy golden nose ring for only 1999 gold coins!

The “Komintern” guild paid for an ad, but didn't supply any content. We're keeping their gold anyway.

Daily Forecast

• Due to lack of divine miracles, even simple feats could impress townsfolk and increase guild fame in towns today.

• Yesterday's shooting stars yielded a surplus of activatable artifacts, greatly decreasing their market value among traders.

Godpower Cap

21%

Ideabox News

• According to rumors, the Ideabox will take almost any old submission these days. Yesterday, it took 71 ideas.

Brinjal says that he and his friends enjoy sitting in the air conditioned Enhancement Room. Oh yes, and improving ideas. That too.

• Looks like Fistantiuls has an idea for every occasion.

Forum News

00:09 [Game] Pepsi or Coke?

20:38 What is your hero doing *right now*?

20:35 CHAIN REACTION

19:35 Acronym game

19:27 [Game] The Person Above Me

Broken News

• Today, the 3000th anniversary milestone was cut down near the town of Herostan. City officials are looking for the hero who did the deed to give him a special award.

• A strange Schizophrenic Hydra was spotted near the town of Next Station. He was singing songs and preaching to the surrounding milestones.

• “I’m dreaming about an Impedimentor... I see its blue eyes, red fur and giant club. We stand together by the river...” — Crushtacean writes to us.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

14824 gold coins -2.1%

1 golden brick

3275 gold coins +3.7%

1 Godville invite

1089 gold coins +15.8%