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Trollbridge

The main feature of the town is a lonely bridge across a shallow, treacherous river in a deep valley. The troll who inhabits a nearby cave sometimes taxes those crossing the bridge, and those who refuse to pay are clubbed to death. This is the origin of the age-old tradition of trolls under bridges.

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Famous Heroes

Raven Lunatic 101st-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “✔∑: Smile, dammit!”, stands at the 46th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Jimbob65. She is known for her disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with her laughter.

Altherion 81st-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “Excretus Ex Fortuna”, stands at the 109th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god IggOle. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

Wanted

One-And-A-Halfling coats are the hottest style right now. Tailors are currently paying top dollar for its skin.

Caught today: 305 pcs.

Are you feeling bored? Good. We're looking for people with nothing better to do than hunt down Great Divider for us. Bring back their hides for a secret reward!

Caught today: 215 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Everwatch is a group of 18 brave adventurers, who have climbed to 17th position in the pantheon of duelery. Orly Owl declined to comment on its relation with this guild. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.

Eternal is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 91st place in the pantheon of unity. Rumor says there are about 26 of them. Veterans in this guild call themselves “timekeeper”. Despite all the protests, the Eternal Dalmatian is a totem of this guild. This guild specializes in how to find a dalmatian with only white spots.

Guild popularity in

10% — Blue Feather

8% — The Forsakens Lament

5% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

1% — Death Row

1% — Pirates of Dark Water

1% — Breadsticks

1% — Knights who say Ni

1% — Brotherhood of Steel

1% — 502 Bad Gateway

71% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a sacrificial lamp to “Mo 'n Mo” in Godville and ask for Timia.

Found today: 29 pcs.

Wanted: some space-time continuum glue. Don't ask why, and your silence will be rewarded. Godville Traders' Union.

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Across: 3. Artifact. 5. Bold Artifact. 6. Artifact. 7. Artifact. 8. Boss-Monster.
Down: 1. Monster. 2. Equipment. 3. Strong Monster. 4. Equipment.

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Daily Forecast

• There is a forecast today, but astrologers refused to disclose it.

Godpower Cap

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Ideabox News

• The Ideabox saw 61 ideas yesterday, almost all of which are printable.

• Let's celebrate SourceRunner and her devotion to helping our ideas be all they can be.

• The humble goddess Twifight Sparkill set a good example for others by both submitting and voting for ideas.

Forum News

17:51 HIGHSCHOOL OF ABNORMALITIES | RP

17:22 [Game] The Person Above Me

17:21 Cracked Realms | RP [Run by Roahon] YOOO STARTED

17:13 Gods and Goddesses RP (run by Foxxo)

16:51 What's your ethnicity?

Breaking News

• Despite the outrageous prices, Beerburgh was voted by heroes 'Best place to get blasted' for the second year in a row. Amazing!

• “So, we finally meet, Inner Child!” — these were the last words of Billy Dee, before he stepped on a rake.

• Did you know that the most 3D thing in Godville is its population graph?

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3132 gold coins -4.8%

1 Godville invite

1060 gold coins 6.3%