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At the turn of the century, Godville became home to the first University of Heroes. Here, young men and women were challenged to make the transition from sword-fodder to sword fighter.

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Famous Heroes

Ende -- 20 Mai 2056 35th-level adventurer, member of the “Thunderclan” guild, with the motto “ADD MY MAIN ACCOUNT Djeti”, stands at the 100th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Popularity. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

Captain K-nuckles 45th-level adventurer, member of the “The Dark Brotherhood” guild, with the motto “Depressions an adventure!”, stands at the 103rd position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Lord Fudgington. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Wanted

An intolerably rich tycoon from Newland is offering a reward for every Battle Ox anyone brings in. Indulge him before he changes his mind!

Caught today: 55 pcs.

Criminal Master Mime hunting season is now open. Today only, exchange proof of death for a free outfit upgrade coupon!

Caught today: 61 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Knights who say Ni is a group of 314 brave adventurers, climbed at 8th position in the pantheon of duelery. “elderni” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Knight Who Says Ni is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

X-Men is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 64th place in the pantheon of popularity. Rumor says there are about 35 of them. “professor” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

Guild popularity in

19% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

12% — The Forsakens Lament

9% — Knights who say Ni

7% — Organization XIII

5% — Harvest Moon

3% — Fang of The Fox, Claw of ...

2% — Gamer's Guild

2% — Trash Hakuba Club

2% — Sweaty HandZ

39% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a quest randomizer to “Tool 🛠 Shoppe” in Godville and ask for Zinna.

Found today: 16 pcs.

Wanted: a pearl of wisdom. Don't just stand there — sell, sell, sell!

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Across: 4. Artifact. 6. Equipment. 7. Bold Artifact. 8. Artifact. 9. Monster.
Down: 1. Monster. 2. Strong Monster. 3. Monster. 5. Town.

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Daily Forecast

• Rumors of an impending volcanic eruption caused all underground creatures to move closer to the surface. Finding an underground monster lair today should be more likely than usual.

• The moon in the seventh house means greatly increased chances of getting an unexpected epic quest.

Godpower Cap

14%

Ideabox News

• 134 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

• According to reports, honored ER contributor WardPhoenix makes everything better. Especially new ideas.

Cowabungallow is doing her part to make Godville even wackier. Everyone be grateful, and be warned.

Forum News

03:36 Fun word game!

03:35 Free Word Association Game

02:40 [Game] The banning game

02:37 Random Spam

02:09 virtual hugs for brilliant ideas

Breaking News

• Members of the “Pax Imperius” guild are sick of eating nothing but beans and Caricature Witness jerky. They are extremely jealous of the lavish banquets served at the “FNG” guild hall.

• Which is stronger — an Infrared Mouse or a Road Krill? Place your bets at the “Fighting Cats” club.

• The mark of a true hero is their ability to paint the debt ceiling on their first attempt.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3132 gold coins -0.5%

1 Godville invite

1052 gold coins -3.3%