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Ideabox

As gods observe their hero day after day, they may start to find that the same monsters, diary entries, or even artifacts become tiresome after a while. So to spice things up, the creators devised a way to vote on new ideas that gods would like their heroes to find in their lives.

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Famous Heroes

Alipu 109th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Yummy”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Liska. He was known to distribute counterfeit invites to Godville during his youth.

Advilicus 126th-level adventurer, member of the “Ragnarok” guild, with the motto “Spatula!”, stands at the 155th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Potamicus. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares.

Wanted

A Caterpillar of Strength is wanted for randomly being placed in this newspaper article. Exchange its proof of death for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 223 pcs.

A Lost Viking hunting season is now open. Today only, exchange proof of death for 2800 gold coins.

Caught today: 186 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Harvest Moon is a group of 317 brave adventurers, who have climbed to 2nd position in the pantheon of adventure. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “excruciator”. Totem beast of this guild is Harvester of Sorrow. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “unbearable boredom” skill.

Arbitrary — guild of 38 heroes, located at the 55th place in the pantheon of unity. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “lemon”. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to kill time by stabbing clocks.

Guild popularity in

11% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

11% — Knights who say Ni

9% — Blue Feather

6% — Cannabis

4% — Harvest Moon

3% — The Forsakens Lament

2% — Nautilus

2% — Slaves to Armok

2% — sowing Sun

50% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Can't close your bag because of a license to drill? House of Lord's and Adam77 personally offers aid to all overloaded heroes.

Found today: 235 pcs.

For reasons analysts cannot determine, even a used roll of endless toilet paper is selling for a really high price today.

Found today: 102 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Today is windy and gloomy, so heroes will happily sleep a bit more.

• Daily News Analysts have foretold a new financial crisis, which has caused impressionable boss-monsters to carry more gold than usual today.

Godpower Cap

7%

Ideabox News

• 85 ideas were voted in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.

Stickyorder has been working so hard enhancing ideas that he deserves an entry to be dedicated to him.

• The god Rhadamanthyss is said to have no end of new ideas. This is someone to keep an eye on, claim Godville police.

Forum News

07:35 Black box reward chances

07:04 Random Spam

06:54 Quests with special endings

04:36 The Godville Olympics

04:18 [Game] The banning game

Broken News

• The “Knights of Light” guild promises to give away a bunch of delicious French rolls to whoever will drown Wert in a swamp. Volunteers have yet to reveal themselves.

• Heroes, beware! Hordes of bloodsucking mosquitoes have attacked Dessertown. We advise you to refrain from visiting the city.

• A malicious mathematician who perverted postulates of the probability theory has finally been caught. From now on, all events should be regarded as equiprobable.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

8076 gold coins -4.3%

1 golden brick

3260 gold coins +2.7%

1 Godville invite

1077 gold coins +4.0%