Warmest greetings, divine overseers! It’s time to get a regular bunch of good news.

Right off the bat, we’re launching a brand new “Know Your Monster” season. Every day, our newspaper will publish a monster sketch. Guess its name correctly, and you’ll get a special quest with a special outcome for your hero.

Now hold onto your Remotes because Godville is about to turn into a winter wonderland:

• Lots of seasonal gifts here and there! Your hero will find some on its own, but even more with your help (keep reading!). Activate them for free and enjoy the sweet random rewards they offer. Pro tip: use bingo extraction to get a gift right now.

• Catch snowflakes! These ❄️ can be obtained in many ways: defeating monsters, catching reindeers 🦌, fishing out of frozen ponds or zapping the godpower capacitor. Then trade them for gold or use as wildcards in the newspaper bingo. And if your hero collects three or more, with a bit of luck they can build a snowman and loot presents from its cold body.

• Santa Clawses and Satan Clauses roaming the fields, so hunt them for gifts. If you’re lucky, the hero might even tame them.

• Enjoy seasonal side jobs: easier than unwrapping presents and twice as fun. And if your hero stumbles upon a rare holiday POI, they’ll get an extra reward.

• Dungeon Forge owners, time to shine! You can plant a Christmas tree in your dungeon and watch heroes collect surprise presents.

• The festive town of Laplandville, neatly located right next to Godville and known for its discounts and other bonuses, will soon open its door for visitors.

• New this year and starting tomorrow: Holiday newspaper ‘Ads’, where magic meets marketing! Summon a Satan Claus or manifest a snowflake with a mere click in the newspaper.

The feast continues until January 2nd. May our heroes be merry, and our humor be ridiculous. Happy Holidays!