8/16/2015
WEEKEND GODVILLE
#1678 ·
Day 1924 g.e.
Famous Heroes Of Godville
Ol Dirty Bastard – 81st-level adventurer, member of the “usual suspects” guild, with the motto “t-t-t-today junior!!”, stands at the 170th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
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5/15/2016
1st in Pantheon of Creation in all of Godville. (for a few, fleeting hours)
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9/1/2016
5 Year Godville chip on this day
2307 g.e.
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Another newspaper mention, thanks for the heads up Tsarczar!
Breaking News
• The “Soul Reapers” guild promises to give away a bunch of delicious French rolls to whoever will put squirrels on Ol Dirty Bastard. Volunteers have yet to reveal themselves.
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1/11/2018
Famous Heroes of Godville
Ol Dirty Bastard – 107th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 103rd position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. His dream is to master the “beer belly” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
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10/11/2021
Famous Heroes of Godville
Ol Dirty Bastard — 136th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 117th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. He thinks that a Heating Elemental slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Herolympus has to offer.
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04/03/2022
Famous Heroes of Godville
Ol Dirty Bastard — 139th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 45th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. Remembering which taverns he hasn’t been banned from takes up most of his spare time.
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04/28/2022
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 140th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 13th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. Remembering which taverns he hasn’t been banned from takes up most of his spare time.
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05/10/2022
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 140th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 105th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. The word on the street is that he is quite the catch. Or so our monster sources claim.
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11/29/2022
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 144th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 111th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. We’ve had many reports that a Methylated Spiritualist has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
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10/22/2023
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 151st-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 68th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. Rumor has it that a local Nine Inch Snail has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
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11/20/2023
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 151st-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 103rd position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. His worst enemy — a Carbon Foot Prince. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a musical note. He is also a huge fan of Paradise City’s pubs.
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07/16/2024
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 155th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 13th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. Rumor has it that a local Peekabull has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
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10/2/2024
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 156th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 12th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. A museum exhibit in Heisenburg features live reenactments of his various death experiences.
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11/3/2024
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 157th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 36th position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. Secretly fears that the world is a stage, the men and women are merely players with entrances and exits, and that he has missed his cue.
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12/16/2024
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 157th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 65th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. He gives free demonstrations of his skill at “Here There Be Flagons” every Saturday night.
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12/23/2024
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 158th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 28th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. Remembering which taverns he hasn’t been banned from takes up most of his spare time.
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02/07/2025
Famous Heroes
Ol Dirty Bastard — 158th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I’m dead inside!™”, stands at the 36th position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. Due to legal protections, we’re unable to divulge more personal data on him