Jack of All Trades

Godville, Jun 01 2015

A new development in the Godville’s Economy. Just after few years of relentless savings a hero guided by Kingdada managed to collect the first ever retirement fund (which btw consists of thirty-freaking-million gold coins). You may be wondering what in Godville could cost that much and who can possible have this kind of money?

Traders, of course! These are the people managing millions day-in and day-out, profiting off the artifact circulation. They cheat and swindle our poor champions every day while calling it a “service” and being in that business sure costs money. So, what could be a better investment for a run-down hero than a long overdue right to rest and leisure.

By buying a trading shop and jumping into a merchant’s skin a hero gets a new way to lead his life. All his usual trade-pray-rest-sleep duties can now be done at one place – somewhere around a cash register. Other heroes will come to sell their stuff, some monster will drop by to buy it. Also, he finally can sell his knocked tooth to some other trader for profit! Sure he can get a tax audit once in while, but that won’t stop him from being happy, because now he has a trade level counter and he does’t even have to lift up his butt!

But what about the god? He can now send his hero to do the trade or throw him back into battlefields. Also, he gets some leverage over Godville goods markets, with the new ability to place orders on the wanted items in Godville Times. And since the god has this 2-in-1 kind of a trader-hero thing he can now have up to 200% godpower to rule them all.

Let’s congratulate Kingdada, shall we?

Comments (149)
The m1ghty Jun 01 2015 14:46

Congratulations Kingdada!

Also, I’m pretty sure that you meant Kingdada and not KindDada

ShadowMachine X 6 Jun 01 2015 14:47

Congratulations! That’s impressive.

Almighty Sykel Jun 01 2015 14:55

Congratulations Kingdada !

Flyingspaghettimonst Jun 01 2015 14:57

How long did that take?

Yoel025 Jun 01 2015 15:09


Doctor Frank-n-furter 4 Jun 01 2015 15:16

Party in the trader’s shop!! All supplies furnished by KingDada at only a 200% markup!!

Congrats, Dada! You worked hard for this. ENJOY!!

Theomech Jun 01 2015 15:16

Grats mate!

Brinjal 6 Jun 01 2015 15:17

Congratulations, Kingdada! I’m a long way from achieving that goal.

Argentum lupus Jun 01 2015 15:22


Goddy B 6 Jun 01 2015 15:24


Tobirama Senju 4 Jun 01 2015 15:27

Congrats man that’s pretty cool!

Drame Jun 01 2015 15:28

Wow, and only three deaths… ?

Skeezee 6 Jun 01 2015 15:31

Awesome work KD!!!

Stickyorder 6 Jun 01 2015 15:36

Congratulations Kingdada! Let us know what it’s like!

Wyrmdad X2 Jun 01 2015 15:42


Times Jun 01 2015 15:43

Wow, that’s so cool! Congrats! :D

Metissh Jun 01 2015 15:56

Congrats!! (y)

Nerofire12 Jun 01 2015 15:57

Congratulations kingdada. Your ahead of the rest

God of Skeletons Jun 01 2015 15:58

Congrats KingDada, but, just a quick question. How does your hero become a trader?

FluxKnight Jun 01 2015 16:04

Kingdada, you are beyond us all. I offer a hearty congratulations!

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