Jack of All Trades

Godville, Jun 01 2015

A new development in the Godville’s Economy. Just after few years of relentless savings a hero guided by Kingdada managed to collect the first ever retirement fund (which btw consists of thirty-freaking-million gold coins). You may be wondering what in Godville could cost that much and who can possible have this kind of money?

Traders, of course! These are the people managing millions day-in and day-out, profiting off the artifact circulation. They cheat and swindle our poor champions every day while calling it a “service” and being in that business sure costs money. So, what could be a better investment for a run-down hero than a long overdue right to rest and leisure.

By buying a trading shop and jumping into a merchant’s skin a hero gets a new way to lead his life. All his usual trade-pray-rest-sleep duties can now be done at one place – somewhere around a cash register. Other heroes will come to sell their stuff, some monster will drop by to buy it. Also, he finally can sell his knocked tooth to some other trader for profit! Sure he can get a tax audit once in while, but that won’t stop him from being happy, because now he has a trade level counter and he does’t even have to lift up his butt!

But what about the god? He can now send his hero to do the trade or throw him back into battlefields. Also, he gets some leverage over Godville goods markets, with the new ability to place orders on the wanted items in Godville Times. And since the god has this 2-in-1 kind of a trader-hero thing he can now have up to 200% godpower to rule them all.

Let’s congratulate Kingdada, shall we?

Comments (149)
Ultra626 Jun 01 2015 21:32

Wow congrats!

NebulousOne 6 Jun 01 2015 22:02

Nice accomplishment Kingdada!

Ja-Zildjin Jun 01 2015 22:24

We’ll done Kingdom. Good on you

Bellegere 5 Jun 01 2015 22:31

Well done Kingdada :) and cute update.

Hit you Jun 01 2015 22:31

Well done but don’t spend it all at once

Kaname Kuran Jun 01 2015 23:08

Congrats Kingdada!

Master Oscar Jun 01 2015 23:45

Nice job

MkU Jun 01 2015 23:58

I was in an underground boss fight with Kingdada. He was so casual with the god voicing, and at the same time his hero’s HP gave the boss 2k HP. Didn’t think that he’d be this big a celebrity until the update that followed on the day after.

Congrats, dude. :V

Nbod Jun 02 2015 00:44

Must be lonely in that retirement village

Sasha And Pasha 4 Jun 02 2015 01:24

Wow, Kingdada, congratulations!!!

Bellatrixie The Strange 5 Jun 02 2015 02:01

Impressive, Kingdada! Let us know what the life of a trader is like! Congratulations!

Cheveyo 5 Jun 02 2015 02:49

Nice job! Let us know how it goes!

Palotheas Jun 02 2015 03:04

Wow, nice job! I just started, but I hope that I reach the same goals!

Erisei 4 Jun 02 2015 03:38

Awesome Kingdada! Congratulations! And very cool update devs! Something to look forward to!

DiscoMcDisco 4 Jun 02 2015 07:42

Well done!! Such a huge achievement _ – now if you could find it in yourself to be the single guaranteed philosophers stone merchant that’d be great. I get a discount cos of the idea, yeah? ;)

Thine Holy Bunny Jun 02 2015 11:22

A brick and mortar shop?! I’d like to oder several thousand so I can skip the pesky waiting please…. No ok well congratulations on you shop

Jboytigus Jun 02 2015 12:09

Hey guys add my hero his name is jboytigud and also if you can leave some pointers for this game.

Red977 Jun 02 2015 16:36

Congrats kingdada. First one to make a ark, now first one to retire. Keep kicking butt!

Buggen 4 Jun 02 2015 16:48

Congratulations Kingdada!

Der Moerder Jun 02 2015 18:52


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