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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger
Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.
Famous Heroes of Godville
Tharki - 27th-level adventurer, member of the “Tinkerbell's Entourage” guild, stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Bromithius. His worst enemy - a HTMLephant. Favorite trophy - something that looks like a pack of chewing bark. He is also a huge fan of Beerburgh’s pubs.
Lavendar pi - 23rd-level adventurer, member of the “wadhurst” guild, with the motto “possibilities abound”, stands at the 130th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Alchemist nyhn. She is a huge fan of Herowin’s pubs.
Wanted
The Postman of the Apocalypse is today's prize monster. Hunters hope that the Postman of the Apocalypse will not have seen this notice.
Caught today: 105 pcs.
The Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm has illegally gotten into the newspaper! The Godville Times offers one newly poured golden brick in exchange for an interview with the vile creature.
Caught today: 108 pcs.
Guild popularity in
21% - Harvest Moon
19% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch
16% - Blue Feather
10% - Knights who say Ni
3% - New Guild Order
3% - Menace & Co
1% - 42 - THE answer!
1% - Foo Fighters
1% - Flip dem tables Bro!
25% - (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Don't get rid of your old slice of heaven - analysts say that increased demand will make the price soar in the near to infinite future.
If a Sunbathing Vampire leaves behind a final countdown clock - grab it and run to the nearest trader immediately!
Ads
Got an itch you can't scratch? Call the members of “Team Awesome” today, and we'll throw in a free back massage.
Pickaxes for sale. For use on trees only.
Exhausted from fighting? Been injured in the street? “Poisoned Alchemist” shop - medicinal salves and best-quality iodine solutions!
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Daily Forecast
• Due to an upcoming congress on changing heroes' retirement age, all eligible heroes decided to refrain from parties, preferring to put more money in savings instead.
• A sudden breakdown in a constellation of guiding stars caused global complications in progressing with quests. Astrologers advise not to worry and just have fun with smashing monsters instead.
Game News
12/24 Merry Voting
11/11 (Mini)-Questing for Life
08/21 Pleasing Variations
07/05 Glory to the Champions
06/05 Arena 2.0
Ideabox News
• 81 ideas were enhanced yesterday.
• Blissful 1 finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, she promises to continue to do it.
• The humble god Lopez2down set a good example for others by both submitting and voting for ideas.
Forum News
04:23 Count as high as possible!
04:22 [Game] Rhyme Time
04:20 The Tribble Game
04:17 Random Somewhat unanswerable question
04:11 The sandwich game
Breaking News
• The unregulated disposal of diaries have caused an unprecedented environmental disaster that is threatening to drown Godville in a sea of bad literature as hero levels rise.
• Mad scientists in Unspecifiedistan have proven that trying to chop some sticks with chopsticks is the easiest it's ever been.
• According to survey results, the “asynchronous swimming” skill is much more popular than the “electrostatic discharge” skill. Scientists have yet to find the cause of this mysterious phenomenon.
Market Quotes
1 golden brick
3119 gold coins 0.4%
1 Godville invite
1070 gold coins 14.0%
