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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger

Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.

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Famous Heroes

Post-it 119th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Straight outta Guild Name”, stands at the 98th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Xzzwxs. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Hordefanatic 65th-level adventurer, member of the “sparlky stawrberry societiy” guild, with the motto “I'm sorry for your loss”, stands at the 111th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Camoflauge. His worst enemy — a Jaw Broker. Favorite trophy — something that looks like an illogic puzzle. He is also a huge fan of San Satanos’s pubs.

Wanted

The Giant Enemy Crab is wanted for painting all the lemons in town orange.

Caught today: 517 pcs.

The Sir Render is wanted for secretly switching the push and pull signs on every door in town.

Caught today: 603 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Dumbledores Army is a heroic horde of 36 heads located around the 30th place in the pantheon of adventure. The highest rank here is “auror”. Guild's unity increases with dropping temperature.

Death Row — guild of 38 heroes, located at the 67th place in the pantheon of unity. The highest rank here is “poobah”. This guild specializes in how to learn breadmaking on a knead-to-know basis.

Guild popularity in

15% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

12% — Blue Feather

12% — The Forsakens Lament

11% — Harvest Moon

7% — Guild Name

6% — Knights who say Ni

4% — Maud'dib's Fedaykin

3% — Papaver Somniferum

2% — Legion of Panda

28% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying an ACME monster trap at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “Watershop Down” shop. Just ask for Rowsby Woof.

Found today: 130 pcs.

If you find a crackerjack prize, it's your lucky day! Contact any trader to quickly turn your luck into gold!

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The “Three Bears Hotel” offers lodging, food and bears that will satisfy even the most sophisticated customers.

Boys and girls! Submit your best drawing for the “amazing feats I accomplished over the summer holidays” themed competition. The winner will get a “Lego temple construction” set to build their very own golden temple!

Today only, a very special offer — buy a full metal jacket four times and get an embarrassing baby picture for free!

Crossword

Across: 2. Equipment. 4. Equipment. 5. Artifact. 6. Equipment. 7. Equipment. 8. Monster.
Down: 1. Artifact. 3. Artifact.

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Daily Forecast

• Astrologers are not sure why, but today every accumulator charge restores 70% of godpower.

• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance of usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect at the place of their deaths. Beware.

Godpower Cap

19%

Ideabox News

• 100 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

Tlazolteteo says that yes, her ER correction skills are innate reflexes, and no, she will not autograph the reporter's t-shirt.

• Today's Ideabox dupes are brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

Forum News

19:20 Acronym game

19:18 Count as high as possible!

19:14 [Game] The Person Above Me

18:48 CHAIN REACTION

18:36 Mini-quests thread, data collect needed.

Breaking News

• A hero who happens to be a master of the “heel grip” skill, is heading toward Herowin. Thousands of fans are waiting for him, all wanting his blessing. Security experts fear that the crowds may conceal his arch-rivals, masters of his greatest weakness, the “peek-a-boo” skill. We’ll follow developments as this story unfolds.

• Lawyer's column: Heroes disgruntled by frequent lightning strikes are advised to contact SHRP (Society of Heroic Rear Protection) for a consultation.

• “This Bad Samaritan is completely harmless!” These were the last words uttered by Thatotherfellow.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3226 gold coins 0.8%

1 Godville invite

1044 gold coins 13.5%