The main feature of the town is a lonely bridge across a shallow, treacherous river in a deep valley. The troll who inhabits a nearby cave sometimes taxes those crossing the bridge, and those who refuse to pay are clubbed to death. This is the origin of the age-old tradition of trolls under bridges.
Jasper-kun — 86th-level adventurer, member of the “Knights of the Coffee Table” guild, with the motto “Kami ni inorio!”, stands at the 94th position in the pantheon of Storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Kei-imouto. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
DANgerzone79 — 141st-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “My bunny and me இ®”, stands at the 185th position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god DANgerzone79. His worst enemy — a Sir Caustic. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a forget-me-knot. He is also a huge fan of Herolympus’s pubs.
BattleToads is a guild ranked 34th in the pantheon of Adventure, consisting of 30 heroes and heroines. Members of this guild are often involved in juicy intrigue, and may pass messages by Short-Sighted Visionary.
Don't Panic! is in the 87th position in the pantheon of Duelery, unlikely though it seems. The highest rank here is “vogonpoet”. They are obsessed with Steam-Powered Pleasurebot. The guild's current favorite place to party is “Shepherd's Stuff”.
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