Experience comes in two main forms, starite and monstite. Starite is the rawest form of experience, when it is freshly mined from the 'Caves of Leveler'. It is purple in colour, but in this state it's useless to any hero. However, it has a distinct flavour which most monsters would (and do, usually) kill for.
Fluffster - 91st-level adventurer, member of the “happy guild” guild, with the motto “Don't mention the war !!!”, stands at the 53rd position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Fluffmaster. He is a huge fan of Bumchester’s pubs.
Geoff Burton - 93rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “insert Guild Name here!”, stands at the 178th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Epoch. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
A sneaky Monster Of Ceremonies crept into the Los Demonos mayor’s home and put out the fire in the fireplace. Proof of punishment of this villain can be exchanged for one newly poured golden brick.
Caught today: 125 pcs.
Today, the head of the Thirteenth Apostate can be exchanged for 2700 gold coins and a free pass to a public bathhouse.
Caught today: 64 pcs.
22% - Cows with Guns
13% - Harvest Moon
12% - Blue Feather
12% - Knights who say Ni
11% - Shiny
5% - The Dude Abides
4% - Slaves to Armok
3% - Infinity Waffles
2% - DIKU
16% - (other guilds)
If you find an invite to Godville, it's your lucky day! Contact any trader to quickly turn your luck into gold!
If a Terror Dactyl leaves behind the key to happiness - grab it and run to the nearest trader immediately!
Someone trying to lay their hands on you? Surrounded by plots and intrigues? Herowin’s post office is at your service - we'll read other people's mail and examine all their packages.
Professional blacksmith in Bumchester will forge any piece of equipment you wish. All orders are accepted, but those for a plastic plate will be backordered for about 2 weeks.
The editorial board of the Godvillewood Times is seeking masters of the “tough tongue” skill for the job of sealing envelopes.
• Minor fluctuations of fundamental constants resulted in a temporal change - today melting a golden brick with a god influence should be easier than usual.
• Unexpected problems in supply chain management left all equipment shops in Godville without new inventory.
07/05 Glory to the Champions
06/05 Arena 2.0
05/10 Happy Birthday
04/27 First Ark
03/21 Spring Refreshments
• 88 ideas were enhanced yesterday.
• It's reported that Maudbid can improve ideas even with his eyes closed.
• Chronosynchro has so many good ideas that they simply have to be shared with all and sundry.
06:35 [Game] The Person Above Me
04:53 Questionable Content: Complaints and Discussion go HERE -- not in the QC submissions page!
04:50 [Game] Improv Dictionary
04:36 Happy
04:25 Free Word Association Game
• The number of heroes hoping to perform stand-up comedy for a pack of hyenas increases every day.
• Guild scandal: the “Demonlovers” guild has been caught placing a pea underneath each mattress in their hospitals.
• Mad scientists have discovered that heroes actually choose the blue pill in 50 percent of cases. But since they don’t remember anything afterwards, they never record it in their diaries.
3131 gold coins -5.0%
1041 gold coins 2.9%
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