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Probability
The Great Random - a mysterious force which permeates the very essence of Godville and is often treated as a deity in itself. The majority of in-game events occur randomly.
Bingo
| cre | ense | ric | eat |
| ind | dle | tim | car |
| card | ies | lle | hing |
| chi | ket | oll | cle |
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Famous Heroes
Anameleth — 178th-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “You are afk, as am I”, stands at the 44th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Ngma. He asked us not to feature him in this issue, but we do what we want.
Javrail — 139th-level adventurer, member of the “Marshmallow Clouds” guild, with the motto “I am an atheist!”, stands at the 189th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Tomov. He thinks that a Forbidden Fruit Fly slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Tradeburg has to offer.
Wanted
Chefs all over are quickly running out of Romanticore meat due to the latest diet fad. They are offering heroes a worthy reward for any portions they come across.
Caught today: 122 pcs.
Hydracula coats are the hottest style right now. Tailors are currently paying top dollar for its skin.
Caught today: 97 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Let it be known that the 22 members of helpless desk heroes are some pretty cool guys. Elders call themselves “helpless”. Their HQ in Anville has more secret entrances than regular walls. Guild members worship the Hacked Accountant in utmost secrecy. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “rail-bending” skill.
Adventure Time is a coffee club with 22 members that accidentally ended up 91st in the pantheon of Adventure. They call themselves “glob”, can you imagine that? If this guild were a settlement, then Healiopolis would be its sister town.
Guild popularity in
21% — Blue Feather
14% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
11% — Knights who say Ni
9% — Harvest Moon
5% — Guild Name
4% — Rise of Evil
3% — Black Rose
3% — DumDum
2% — new to the game
28% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a hammer of realignment to “Thousand Things” in Godville and ask for Kal Jericho.
Found today: 61 pcs.
An urgent recall had been issued on any nuclear fuchsia plant sold since 1500 g.e. A reward for their return is being offered to prevent any further deaths.
Found today: 53 pcs.
Ads
Is someone stealing your gold bricks? Too few gold coins to melt new ones? A hardworking brigade of crowbar-wielding tramps is willing to provide you and your guild with loads of construction material.
Worship space for lease in a temple under construction. Inexpensive. Contact: gnomish guest-workers, temple of heroine Norla.
Tired of something always happening to your hero? Click here to make nothing happen.
Daily Forecast
• Divine materials have been affected by unusual temperatures, so activatable items will require only half the normal amount of godpower.
• Today is windy and gloomy, so heroes will happily sleep a bit more.
Game News
06/09 App and Running
05/10 Sweet 16
04/05 Strange New Roads
02/13 Dock and Roll
12/21 Snow Business
Godpower Cap
15%
Ideabox News
• Got any ideas? Send them in — there were only 38 ideas suggested yesterday.
• Plodmorr finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, he promises to continue to do it.
• Spend enough time around Aine and her ideas just might rub off on you.
Forum News
06:18 Dreams
06:15 3 word story.
06:14 Continue game - 2 words per.
06:12 5 word stories
06:12 Free Word Association Game
Broken News
• Leading philosophers believe that every hero has to collect some pegasus feathers for a pillow a few times during their career.
• More and more heroes are digging large holes in their search for treasure. Road services kindly asks adventurers to cover the excavation pits with either sewer manholes or fresh monster corpses.
• The huge piles of discarded iodine-solution bottles are spilling over onto the houses of city dwellers.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
9057 gold coins -7.0%
1 Godville invite
1024 gold coins +1.8%