The main feature of the town is a lonely bridge across a shallow, treacherous river in a deep valley. The troll who inhabits a nearby cave sometimes taxes those crossing the bridge, and those who refuse to pay are clubbed to death. This is the origin of the age-old tradition of trolls under bridges.
Famous Heroes of Godville
Gary-Sue - 100th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “✔இ: Cogito, ergo dum!”, stands at the 2nd position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Jimbob64. Rumor has it that a local Dork Knight has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
Cadwyl - 84th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “Glory of Love!”, stands at the 159th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Bellegere. She is known for her disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with her laughter.
Trouble sleeping? Dr. S. Hammer is offering free treatments in Tradeburg. Knock yourself out!
Monsterdam premiere! See the new Godville blockbuster, “Deep Crow Returns”. Don't miss it!
Lying in a ditch? Can’t make it into town? Things would be different if only you had a pair of crutches. “Three Legs LLC.”