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WEEKEND

GODVILLE

Day 2575   g.e.
• Suspending disbelief since 1 G.E. • Pun intended, always • Shalom, y'all! •

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Equipment

All heroes need proper gear as they progress on their quests. Since they obviously can't run around fighting monsters naked, they wear armor and wield weapons. This is what is referred to as equipment.

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Famous Heroes of Godville

Ursinald - 85th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “丯 Nice feisty near-phenix”, stands at the 27th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Ursina. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.

Error 404 - 102nd-level adventurer, member of the “ELITES” guild, with the motto “Rinse and repeat, ELITE”, stands at the 136th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Hidiot. We've had many reports that a Quantum Leap Frog has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

Wanted

Several legendary heroes are offering one newly poured golden brick. They demand Philosoraptor's head as a qualification test.

Caught today: 212 pcs.

The Dust Devil is on the verge of extinction! Merchants will offer one newly poured golden brick for its rare hide.

Caught today: 269 pcs.

Guild popularity in

5% — Harvest Moon

5% — Blue Feather

4% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

3% — Knights who say Ni

2% — The Forsakens Lament

2% — Guild Name

1% — Eternal

1% — Fairy Tail

1% — Nautilus

76% — (other guilds)

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Buy and Sell

“Joe's Junk” and Joelinhorito are personally buying up a deus ex machina in unlimited quantities. Hurry up.

Found today: 80 pcs.

For reasons analysts cannot determine, even a used zen energy pouch is selling for a really high price today.

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Across: 3. Monster. 5. Equipment. 6. Artifact. 7. Artifact. 8. Equipment.
Down: 1. Equipment. 2. Artifact. 3. Monster. 4. Artifact.

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Daily Forecast

• Daily News Analysts have foretold a new financial crisis, which has caused impressionable boss-monsters to carry more gold than usual today.

• Astrologers proclaimed The Global Day of Good Health. Traders truly believed in the forecast and decided to stop selling healing potions for today.

Game News

05/10 Lucky Seven

04/01 Monster Day

03/14 Auto-Discharge

02/22 Seasonal Refreshments

01/08 Pairs Completed

Godpower Cap

11%

Ideabox News

• 77 ideas were submitted yesterday.

• Let's celebrate Stansia and his devotion to helping our ideas be all they can be.

• Enzuna: leader in innovative ideas since... yesterday.

Forum News

19:18 Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rogues of Yendor! Owned by Swiftshadow And Fenrir Wolfiepup/Mr Foxx!

18:43 King of the Hill (Last person on the 1000th page gets to be ruler of the hill for the next page! So declares the Maker.)

18:38 Happy

18:36 HIGHSCHOOL OF ABNORMALITIES | RP

17:19 Random Spam

Breaking News

• The excellent nutrition of the “Blue Sun Travel” guild has made members of the “Aether Aequora” guild extremely jealous.

• “This Chaos Forger is completely harmless!” These were the last words uttered by Alule.

• Witnesses report that a Great Wight Shark independently and quite successfully managed to get an NPC to break character.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3123 gold coins -3.8%

1 Godville invite

973 gold coins -5.7%