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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger

Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.

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Famous Heroes of Godville

Shiloh - 74th-level adventurer, with the motto “Eulaliaaaa!”, stands at the 84th position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Morrow. He always wanted to get an NPC to break character, but never found the time.

Vlad The Impailler - 103rd-level adventurer, member of the “seven winds home” guild, with the motto “I need some jelly beans ⑦”, stands at the 117th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Gsxrboy. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

Wanted

Nuclear Watchdog hunting season is now open. Today only, exchange proof of death for a free outfit upgrade coupon!

Caught today: 117 pcs.

Biowolf coats are the hottest style right now. Tailors are currently paying top dollar for its skin.

Caught today: 123 pcs.

Guild popularity in

13% - Knights who say Ni

11% - Harvest Moon

9% - Band of Rejects

8% - Blue Feather

6% - Demonlovers

5% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% - The Fallen DaDa Empire

2% - TheCyborgWalruses

2% - bakhara

40% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

“Bricks and Mortar” and Dadamighty are personally buying up an ACME monster trap in unlimited quantities. Hurry up.

Found today: 48 pcs.

An urgent recall had been issued on any philosopher's stone sold since 1300 g.e. A reward for their return is being offered to prevent any further deaths.

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Down: 1. Monster. 2. Equipment. 3. Equipment. 4. Equipment. 5. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• Meteorologists proclaimed a day of good hearing conditions. All heroes are a little more likely to hear and react to god voices today.

• The moon in the seventh house means greatly increased chances of getting an unexpected epic quest.

Godpower Cap

9%

Ideabox News

• Got any ideas? Send them in - there were only 138 ideas suggested just yesterday.

Hershey Almighty says she loves the ER too much to go a single day without visiting. Sometimes she even visits twice a day.

• All responsibility for the originality of Ideabox submissions was put on Lady of Mysteries's shoulders.

Forum News

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Breaking News

• Did you know that for every encourage in the arena an evil hero tramples a dandelion?

• Bookies are taking bets on the number of daredevils who will die trying to build an igloo in the desert.

• Those using the “brainstorm” skill within the city limits of Herowin as enthusiastically as they did last week had better start saving money for treatment.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3278 gold coins 5.2%

1 Godville invite

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