As gods observe their hero day after day, they may start to find that the same monsters, diary entries, or even artifacts become tiresome after a while. So to spice things up, the creators devised a way to vote on new ideas that gods would like their heroes to find in their lives.
Wavdoctor - 51st-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “This Space For Rent”, stands at the 48th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Nitror2. His dream is to master the “forced generosity” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
Zora Cloud - 71st-level adventurer, member of the “7 Deadly Sins” guild, with the motto “Ooh! What does this do?”, stands at the 124th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Space Cirrus. She was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during her youth.
Anyone who hunts down a Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger today will receive 2600 gold coins as a reward.
Caught today: 127 pcs.
A sneaky Tyrannosaurus-Ex crept into the Unspecifiedistan mayor’s home and ate all the cookies. Proof of punishment of this villain can be exchanged for one newly poured golden brick.
Caught today: 125 pcs.
11% - Blue Feather
10% - Harvest Moon
9% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch
7% - Soul Reapers
5% - Guild Name
5% - Knights who say Ni
4% - The Goonies
4% - Time Lords
3% - usual suspects
42% - (other guilds)
If a Boneless Skeleton leaves behind a mnemonic device - grab it and run to the nearest trader immediately!
Today only! Each mystery box can be exchanged for triple the regular market value and a wide smile from the trader.
Visit the new tavern on the road between Tradeburg and Deville - “Rampant Average Foe”. Welcome!
San Satanos offers cozy ditches, five-star roadsides and the best latrine pits in the area. We're open round-the-clock, seven days a week.
Visiting Herowin? Stop by Ye Olde Skill Swappe Shoppe (next to the Hero Museum). Bring this ad for a -10% discount.
• Today's unusual weather caused premature chakra openings among heroes, which is rumored to increase duration of all auras.
• Skill training shops in towns are closed for today, since all personal coaches went into the astral plane.
12/24 Merry Voting
11/11 (Mini)-Questing for Life
08/21 Pleasing Variations
07/05 Glory to the Champions
06/05 Arena 2.0
• Approximately 258 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 70 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.
• Eyewitnesses say that Om3 was spotted working in the Enhancement Room. Woohoo!
• Rumor has it that Teddy Westside submits especially good ideas and votes for the submissions of others.
07:01 [Game] The Person Above Me
06:31 “The Evil Geine” game
06:31 Free Word Association Game
06:30 Fun word game!
05:57 [Game] Would You Rather...?
• An Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery. He is currently being held in a dura cell.
• Those using the “full throttle” skill within the city limits of Beerburgh as enthusiastically as they did last week had better start saving money for treatment.
• Heroes are reminded that anybody walking on quicksand will be drowned. By order of the district council.
3108 gold coins -4.8%
1068 gold coins -2.6%
Anyone who takes the heroes to be positive role models and tries to emulate their lifestyle frankly deserves any consequences that occur. Recommended by the Monster Ministry of Health. $ sign means “publishing on a commercial basis”. Dictated but not read. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
Editor's office: support@godvillegame.com
Next issue in 14h 1m.
