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Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoons have a well-deserved reputation for being scavengers, emptying the inventory of many a hero when they're asleep or too inebriated to care. Despite their thieving nature, Rocky Raccoons make great company for any adventurer, even if some of them are 'a little' rabid.

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Famous Heroes of Godville

Aisiling - 96th-level adventurer, member of the “VeGaS” guild, with the motto “Something short and witty”, stands at the 83rd position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Kylie-. Her worst enemy - a Cogito Ergo Summoner. Favorite trophy - something that looks like a bottle of talon varnish. She is also a huge fan of Trollbridge’s pubs.

Xerxes the Falcon - 61st-level adventurer, member of the “Minor Deities” guild, with the motto “We'll call that plan B”, stands at the 184th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god The Falconer. We've had many reports that a Solar Bear has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

Wanted

The Shock Therapist is wanted as valuable material for scarecrows created by a mad milliner. Today, a carcass of this creature stuffed with wool can be exchanged for one newly poured golden brick.

Caught today: 265 pcs.

The Boogie Woogie Man has been declared very dangerous. Elders will reward heroes with 1500 gold coins for each hide of this creature presented to them.

Caught today: 224 pcs.

Guild popularity in

14% - Blue Feather

13% - Harvest Moon

11% - Knights who say Ni

9% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

5% - The Forsakens Lament

5% - Conclave of Bacon

5% - Asylum

4% - Guild Name

3% - Isotop

31% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

“Bricks and Mortar” and Dadamighty are personally buying up a generic goodness in a bottle in unlimited quantities. Hurry up.

Found today: 313 pcs.

Wanted: a unicornucopia. Don't just stand there - sell!

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Daily Forecast

• Mars in the first house favors all skilled heroes. Today all champions are more likely to put their skills into use.

• A strong magnetic field in the capital lures all the heroes. Today all roads lead to Godville. Literally.

Godpower Cap

7%

Ideabox News

• According to rumor, the Ideabox will take almost any old submission these days. Yesterday, it took 134 ideas.

Brinjal was spotted in the Ideabox. All ideas are requested to form an orderly line and await improvement.

• Some of the ideas under voting are there thanks to Benjamaster1. Applause!

Forum News

13:14 Diamond University (sign ups open) started

13:00 The Escape- Structured RP Game (In progress. 8 alive)

12:55 Time to Tell Truths

12:33 Free Word Association Game

12:31 Fun word game!

Breaking News

• Heroes from the “Cows with Guns” guild captured Godville's vineyard five days ago, yet still have not stated their demands.

• It has been calculated that if every hero was to boldly go where thousands have gone before, the ambient temperature of Godville would decrease by 7 kelvin.

• Linguistic-zoologists of Godville are struggling to solve a mystery: why are the names of wild monsters capitalized, while the names of tamed ones are not?

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3123 gold coins -2.0%

1 Godville invite

916 gold coins -2.7%