Rocky Raccoons have a well-deserved reputation for being scavengers, emptying the inventory of many a hero when they're asleep or too inebriated to care. Despite their thieving nature, Rocky Raccoons make great company for any adventurer, even if some of them are 'a little' rabid.
Azarkon - 81st-level adventurer, member of the “Time Lords” guild, with the motto “Omega Strike!”, stands at the 83rd position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Azarkon. He's asking someone to discover the secret ingredient and report the results via carrier pigeon.
Runetok - 87th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Dark places give me wood!”, stands at the 118th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Kralthor. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
Several legendary heroes are offering 1400 gold coins. They demand Shock Therapist's head as a qualification test.
Caught today: 226 pcs.
The Multi-legged Luggage is wanted as valuable material for scarecrows created by a mad milliner. Today, a carcass of this creature stuffed with wool can be exchanged for 1600 gold coins.
Caught today: 128 pcs.
14% - Harvest Moon
12% - Blue Feather
12% - Knights who say Ni
8% - G.R.E.E.K.
4% - ELITES
3% - Tundra Expedition Society
2% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch
2% - ℭαmelot ✠
2% - Blue Moon
41% - (other guilds)
Found a community chest? Cash in your luck with the nearest merchant! Hurry up! Don't let your good fortune turn into a pumpkin!
Don't get rid of your old crumb of wisdom - analysts say that increased demand will make the price soar in the near to infinite future.
Looking for heroes able to supply required materials in sufficient quantities. The Club of Young Surgeons, “OverWorld” guild's hospital basement, Last Resort.
Monsterdam offers cozy ditches, five-star roadsides and the best latrine pits in the area. We're open round-the-clock, seven days a week.
Lostway premiere! See the new Godville blockbuster, “Last Animaniac”. Don't miss it!
• After observing a meteor shower of gold coins, astrologers concluded that today all monsters should have something valuable on them.
• A strong magnetic field in the capital lures all the heroes. Today all roads lead to Godville. Literally.
07/05 Glory to the Champions
06/05 Arena 2.0
05/10 Happy Birthday
04/27 First Ark
03/21 Spring Refreshments
• Approximately 119 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 48 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.
• Eyewitnesses say that Bellaouthena was spotted working in the Enhancement Room. Woohoo!
• All responsibility for the originality of ideabox submissions was put on Raenya's shoulders.
18:56 Random Spam
18:26 Free Word Association Game
18:23 The Creativity Test (5. Piece of String)
18:20 Fun word game!
18:13 [Game] Would You Rather...?
• Scientists struggle to discover the formula for determining a guild's unity. Researchers look askance at their diplomas and giggle.
• The mayor of Los Demonos is desperately seeking heroes who are willing to request a re-quest of this quest.
• For its extremely original name the “Arbitrary Legends” guild was awarded with an honorable mention in the form of this newspaper notice.
3298 gold coins 1.5%
942 gold coins 4.3%
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