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Godville
At the turn of the century, Godville became home to the first University of Heroes. Here, young men and women were challenged to make the transition from sword-fodder to sword fighter.
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Famous Heroes of Godville
Kaylfang - 115th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Spreading Madness இ”, stands at the 23rd position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Kayl. Rumor has it that a local Grim Leaper has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.
Jaaden - 119th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Don't forget to vote!!”, stands at the 102nd position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Syrocko. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.
Wanted
The Angel of Debt, slowly boiled in its own juices, is one of the finest delicacies of this culinary season! The chef of the “Boatmurdered” restaurant is offering 1100 gold coins for each carcass delivered.
Caught today: 25 pcs.
A Monster of Ceremonies is running amok and stealing candy from babies - will no one stop the madness?
Caught today: 20 pcs.
Guild popularity in
16% — Nautilus
10% — Blue Feather
10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
9% — Knights who say Ni
8% — Harvest Moon
7% — Eternal
6% — The Forsakens Lament
4% — First Pantheon of Progres...
4% — Guild Name
26% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
“Bricks and Mortar” and Zinna are personally buying up an unlootable item in unlimited quantities. Hurry up.
Found today: 18 pcs.
For reasons analysts cannot determine, even a used slice of heaven is selling for a really high price today.
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Daily Forecast
• A strong magnetic cloud above the arena pulls in free trophies and greatly improves teleportation efficiency - today sending a hero to the arena takes only 25% godpower.
• Astrologers proclaimed The Global Day of Good Health. Traders truly believed in the forecast and decided to stop selling healing potions for today.
Game News
08/28 Adventure Time
06/14 Mega Update
05/10 Lucky Seven
04/01 Monster Day
03/14 Auto-Discharge
Godpower Cap
8%
Ideabox News
• 115 ideas were voted in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.
• Stansia finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, he promises to continue to do it.
• Popular consensus is that SeaCentaur5's genius knows no bounds.
Forum News
00:09 Birthright: Quest for the Throne RP: Run by Tanfam
23:23 Dungeoning Time
23:15 Gods and Goddesses RP (run by Foxxo) P.S. to join just make a sheet and post it here, don't bother sending Bob a PM because he isn't the owner :3 -Bob
23:11 Time to Tell Truths
22:56 Hunted 2: The Falling Stars-Now open!
Breaking News
• Did you know that “find a reason to finish this quest” is the most sophisticated quest of the week?
• The excellent nutrition of the “Shiny” guild has made members of the “Dragons of Darkness” guild extremely jealous.
• Scientists struggle to discover the formula for determining a guild's unity. Researchers look askance at their diplomas and giggle.
Market Quotes
1 golden brick
3243 gold coins 0.1%
1 Godville invite
947 gold coins -9.9%
