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Temple

Temples are large places of worship where heroes can go to pray to their gods. These gods, though, must be appeased and therefore demand that their temples be built of gold, which makes the lives of heroes so much tougher.

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Famous Heroes

BS Johnson 129th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “Mostly Harmless”, stands at the 75th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god DArgo Sun-Cohen. He always wanted to escape the time loop through a loophole, but never found the time.

Vantr 54th-level adventurer, member of the “VeGaS” guild, with the motto “Achoooooo~ Woaeeeeeee!”, stands at the 138th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god X133. His worst enemy — a Wall Dog. Favorite trophy — something that looks like an I.O.U. note. He is also a huge fan of Nothingham’s pubs.

Wanted

An intolerably rich tycoon from Godvillewood is offering a reward for every Jaw Broker anyone brings in. Indulge him before he changes his mind.

Caught today: 421 pcs.

The Terminator T-34 is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for a worthy reward.

Caught today: 259 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Pirate Party is a guild ranked 25th in the pantheon of adventure, consisting of 25 heroes and heroines. “corsair” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Infamous for eating cakes and leaving them whole.

Let it be known that the 38 members of Marshmallow Clouds are some pretty cool guys. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “chokobunn”. Infamous for eating cakes and leaving them whole.

Guild popularity in

11% — Blue Feather

11% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

8% — Knights who say Ni

7% — The Forsakens Lament

5% — Harvest Moon

3% — Guild Name

2% — Planewalkers

2% — The Circle

2% — the Way of Pathos

49% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Neglios is amassing Godville's largest eternal hope spring collection, and willing to pay a premium for yours. Head down to “Thousand Things” today.

Found today: 118 pcs.

Rumors abound that there are five golden tickets to the magical artifact factory, each hidden inside a kraken leash. Traders will do anything for a chance to win such a valuable prize.

Ads

“Farmville” pub — always fresh pies.

Uncountable Sheep puppies for sale! Menacing bark, vaccinated and housebroken. Lineage is uncertain, but their sire is believed to have been referenced in this newspaper quite often.

Will treat all illnesses in exchange for grammar lessons. Royal Leeches.

Daily Forecast

• Venus is in Taurus, which is a sign of good trading. All activatable artifacts are worth twice as much as usual.

• Today is windy and gloomy, so heroes will happily sleep a bit more.

Godpower Cap

8%

Ideabox News

• Interesting fact: 66 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox in the last 24 hours and 33 ideas went into the ER.

• Apparently, every entry that Star Stuff simply looks at in the ER becomes three times better.

• What has Cwpjacky been doing? He has been helping in the Ideabox, duh.

Forum News

15:54 Free Word Association Game

14:28 Acronym game

14:24 [Game] The banning game

14:22 L̴i̷t̸h̸i̶u̵m̷ | RP (Run by Roahon)

14:20 Black box reward chances

Broken News

• According to the optimistic forecast of local tractor drivers bold artifacts contain less cholesterol.

• Analysts report that in the presence of an empty dish, even an Ultra Violent Ray could be a small fish.

• “Please, I’m begging for your help. It’s been three days and I still have no idea how to perform an inventory check along the Chosen Ones' migration route. What shall I do?”, asks Urban Stealth.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

15726 gold coins -0.1%

1 golden brick

3123 gold coins -2.7%

1 Godville invite

920 gold coins -4.6%