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Temple
Temples are large places of worship where heroes can pray to their gods. These gods, though, must be appeased and therefore demand that their temples be built of gold, which makes the lives of heroes so much tougher.
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Famous Heroes
Pantheon — 140th-level adventurer, member of the “Destruction for Honour” guild, with the motto “Kill 'em...........alot.”, stands at the 64th position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Amarastu. All she ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Red Hat — 124th-level adventurer, member of the “Resistance” guild, with the motto “A[R۞]GHHHHHH”, stands at the 166th position in the pantheon of Gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Kolegg. He was known to distribute counterfeit invites to Godville during his youth.
Wanted
OctoBear is a rising star, so 2000 gold coins is yours for shooting it down.
Caught today: 253 pcs.
The Transcendentalist Society announces a reward for anyone brave enough to retrieve the venom sac from a mature Hydracula in time for tomorrow's session. Fresh or dried acceptable.
Caught today: 221 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Let it be known that the 21 members of OverWorld are some pretty cool guys. They've chosen the title of “primarch” for their most esteemed members. The guild uniform seems to consist mostly of dried blood, mud, and spilled beer.
Maud'dib's Fedaykin: infamous for having 25 heroes and heroines; unrecognized for having 72nd place in the pantheon of Unity. Elites of this guild like to call themselves “haderach”. Started a Monsterdam militia that mostly just marches in silly parades. Despite all the protests, the Modest Mouse is totem of this guild. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “spoon-bending” skill.
Guild popularity in
14% — Blue Feather
14% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
12% — Harvest Moon
6% — Knights who say Ni
4% — Tuonela
3% — Guild Name
2% — Godvilles Department of E...
2% — seven winds home
2% — Minor Deities
41% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Who's faster, a postman or a hero? Beat the next book of skill shipment to “Food and Stuff” and win a cash prize.
Found today: 89 pcs.
Wanted: a logic gate. Don't just stand there — sell, sell, sell!
Found today: 82 pcs.
Ads
The Monster Rescue Fund is open for generous donations, equivalent to half of your precious wallet.
Irritated? Frustrated? Visit beautiful Healiopolis to be grumpy in a prettier place.
“Khaki-colored Dragon” Inn — our patrons are the best cannon fodder in Godville.
Daily Forecast
• Minor fluctuations of fundamental constants resulted in a temporal change — today melting a golden brick with a god influence should be easier than usual.
• Astrologists warn that the sun circling dangerously close to earth today may inflict lasting damage to vision and temporary loss of artifacts.
Game News
12/21 Holiday Special
11/25 Holy Widget
10/29 Eerie Show
09/09 Achievement Unlocked
08/02 Know Your Content
Godpower Cap
10%
Ideabox News
• 28 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox and 18 ideas got into the ER. So how many ideas will get into the game?
• Not every idea is what it seems, claims Pam Not Pan.
• What has Black Trees been doing? He has been helping in the Ideabox, duh.
Forum News
10:13 [Game] The banning game
10:12 [Game] The Person Above Me
06:43 Count as high as possible!
06:39 Acronym game
06:23 Free Word Association Game
Broken News
• Heroes are reminded that anybody walking on quicksand will be drowned. By order of the district council.
• Today, the 7777th anniversary milestone was cut down near the town of Last Resort. City officials are looking for the hero who did the deed to give him a special award.
• Don Chicharon is attempting to patent the invention of a news-breaking machine.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
10429 gold coins +2.2%
1 Godville invite
902 gold coins -11.9%