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Trollbridge

The main feature of the town is a lonely bridge across a shallow, treacherous river in a deep valley. The troll who inhabits a nearby cave sometimes taxes those crossing the bridge, and those who refuse to pay are clubbed to death. This is the origin of the age-old tradition of trolls under bridges.

Bingo

sti rin ring
tter len oke
cre cti oot

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Famous Heroes

Agon Kaldar 126th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “also not Damitt's motto😐”, stands at the 16th position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the god AdamShi. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Mini me- 111th-level adventurer, member of the “the Way of Pathos” guild, with the motto “why is the rum gone?”, stands at the 165th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Me -. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

Wanted

Are you feeling bored? Good. We're looking for people with nothing better to do than hunt down Ice Borg for us. Bring back their hides for a secret reward.

Caught today: 672 pcs.

Nuclear Overreactors are causing massive damage in the countryside. Rewards are being posted for anyone who can bring them in dead or alive. Preferably dead.

Caught today: 594 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

wu tangy clan is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 35th place in the pantheon of popularity. Rumor says there are about 27 of them. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

A Minor Troupe Majoring in Mysticism is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 83rd place in the pantheon of adventure. Rumor says there are about 29 of them. Veterans in this guild call themselves “stormborn”. Almost every guild member finds it offensive to collect some oysters to make pearl jam.

Guild popularity in

18% — Blue Feather

17% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

14% — The Forsakens Lament

12% — Knights who say Ni

10% — Harvest Moon

5% — 404

5% — Tales of Awesomia

3% — Through Time and Space

2% — Zombie Hunters

14% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a box with a question mark to “Roadside Trader 🤮” in Godville and ask for Genexolev.

Found today: 46 pcs.

An urgent recall had been issued on any unnatural resource sold since 1200 g.e. A reward for their return is being offered to prevent any further deaths.

Ads

A diary is missing. Green cover with an emblem of the Blue Feather guild in the center. Had lots of pages. Ask for Mitto in Healiopolis.

Visit the new tavern on the road between Simpletown and Herowin — “Rampant Multidexterous Millipede”. Welcome!

Trouble with quests? Has a whole day passed, but your quest remains unfinished? A group of strangers wandering hither and yon is always ready to give advice for a nominal fee. Today we’re wandering around Nothingham.

Crossword

Across: 1. Equipment. 3. Boss-Monster. 6. Strong Monster. 7. Bold Artifact. 8. Artifact. 9. Monster.
Down: 1. Artifact. 2. Equipment. 4. Bold Artifact. 5. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• Abnormal solar winds cause all auras to be half as long as usual.

• The gold reward for the Bingo game today is much higher than usual.

Godpower Cap

21%

Ideabox News

• 35 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

Cotzbalam says that he and his friends enjoy sitting in the air conditioned Enhancement Room. Oh yes, and improving ideas. That too.

• Popular consensus is that Some atheist's genius knows no bounds.

Forum News

19:18 Free Word Association Game

19:17 Fun word game!

19:15 Coaching Achievement

18:30 [Game] Song Continuation

18:11 Gods and Goddesses RP (run by Foxxo)

Breaking News

• Anonymous sources report that demonstrations of the “powerful sneeze” skill are gaining popularity among heroes.

• The dismal moans emanating from local cemeteries are causing severe sleep deprivation in citizens of Nothingham. Hunters of the undead are already advancing on these places, and calling on all available heroes for help eliminating this nuisance.

• The “Devilkidd's Dominion” guild is considering creating a new version of its emblem, one depicting a Gunboat Diplomat climbing a tree.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3296 gold coins 1.2%

1 Godville invite

957 gold coins -1.3%