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Pets

There are certain special monsters that may be tamed as a pet if your hero is able to defeat one. It's a good idea to watch the hero if they are battling one of these creatures, and help them win the battle. Then, the hero may randomly decide to spare that monster's life and tame it; the god can't influence the outcome.

Famous Heroes of Godville

Mirestige - 99th-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “Power to the Slaves!!”, stands at the 65th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Menace Denis. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

TEMPURA - 63rd-level adventurer, member of the “Unleashed” guild, with the motto “Krush, Kill & Destroy”, stands at the 146th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god OVERLORD ORIGIN. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.

Wanted

The Tower Defender is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for a free outfit upgrade coupon.

Caught today: 123 pcs.

Today, the head of the Thesaurus Rex can be exchanged for a free outfit upgrade coupon and a free pass to a public bathhouse.

Caught today: 61 pcs.

Guild popularity in

13% - Knights who say Ni

12% - Blue Feather

11% - Harvest Moon

7% - Guild Name

6% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% - Band of Rejects

4% - Alpha and Omega

3% - Serenity

2% - The Inquisition

38% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

If you find an improbability drive, it's your lucky day! Contact any trader to quickly turn your luck into gold!

Wanted: a quest randomizer! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Glittery Goods” shop.

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Daily Forecast

• Today's unusual weather caused premature chakra openings among heroes, which is rumored to increase duration of all auras.

• Yesterday's shooting stars yielded a surplus of activatable artifacts, greatly decreasing their market value among traders.

Ideabox News

• Approximately 142 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 73 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.

Bellaouthena finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, she promises to continue to do it.

• The humble goddess IndianaAnnie has submitted several new ideas and voted on the others. Hooray!

Forum News

02:21 [Game] The Person Above Me

01:39 100 plank countdown

23:33 Free Word Association Game

23:30 Time to Tell Truths

23:23 Misunderstood, yet brilliant ideas (read first post for FAQ)

Breaking News

• Voting for renaming the “League of Donkeys” guild to “League of Donkeys Plus” is finally complete. Ballot-counting was delayed by the laziness of committee members from the “D3ADP00L” guild.

• “This Supersonic Woodpecker is completely harmless!” These were the last words uttered by Puchi88.

• Yesterday evening, a hurricane ripped through the cemetery of Deville: hundreds are dead.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3191 gold coins 2.6%

1 Godville invite

949 gold coins -3.1%