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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger
Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.
Famous Heroes of Godville
Raven Lunatic - 64th-level adventurer, member of the “E.I.S. Eternal” guild, with the motto “✔∑: Sanity is overrated”, stands at the 57th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Jimbob65. She thinks that a Dogfather slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Bumchester has to offer.
Chewy - 85th-level adventurer, member of the “Goon Squad” guild, with the motto “Kill it with fire!”, stands at the 117th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Lord Bigbear. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
Wanted
Today, the limbs of a certain creature can be exchanged for 2600 gold coins. All you need to do is to prove they came from a Spice Worm.
Caught today: 119 pcs.
The Battle Ox is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for one newly poured golden brick.
Caught today: 202 pcs.
Guild popularity in
20% - Harvest Moon
16% - Blue Feather
9% - Guild Name
9% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch
6% - Slaves to Armok
6% - Wild Seven
6% - Knights who say Ni
4% - We have ways of making yo...
2% - DemiGods
22% - (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
If a Slim Reaper leaves behind a dream machine - grab it and run to the nearest trader immediately!
If you find an ACME black hole, it's your lucky day! Contact any trader to quickly turn your luck into gold!
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Daily Forecast
• Rumors of impending volcanic eruption caused all underground creatures to move closer to the surface. Finding an underground monster lair today should be more likely than usual.
• Strong interference in the higher layers of the atmosphere is negatively affecting temples’ abilities. Astrologers affirm that conversion of gold coins into experience is virtually impossible today.
Game News
03/21 Spring Refreshments
02/09 Special Monsters
12/24 Holiday Fair
12/03 Multicolored Dungeons
10/30 Undead Ahead
Ideabox News
• Approximately 200 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 107 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.
• It's reported that Infant Zorro can improve ideas even with his eyes closed.
• Rumor has it that Mister Shine lives in a box. The Ideabox.
Forum News
13:02 Where are people from in real life?
12:52 100 plank countdown
12:41 Story Time!
11:41 [Game] The Person Above Me
11:25 Questionable Content: Complaints and Discussion go HERE -- not in the QC submissions page!
Breaking News
• Lawyer's column: Heroes disgruntled by frequent lightning strikes are advised to contact SHRP (Society of Heroic Rear Protection) for a consultation.
• The “Meanderthals” guild is considering creating a new version of its emblem, one depicting an Ironing Man climbing a tree.
• Leading philosophers believe that every hero has to collect some pegasus feathers for a pillow a few times during their career.
Market Quotes
1 golden brick
3112 gold coins -2.1%
1 Godville invite
1012 gold coins 6.4%
