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Tradeburg

The bustling port city of Tradeburg is located in the center of several trade routes, making it an ideal melting pot of cultures from different lands. Merchants from this town often travel widely, seeking exotic items to sell to their varied clientèle.

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Famous Heroes

Skollow 31st-level adventurer, member of the “Final Chronos” guild, with the motto “For money!”, stands at the 82nd position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Slompy. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

Dr John Dee 102nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guildy Pleasures” guild, with the motto “Death to Life! ”, stands at the 198th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Oresaba. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

Wanted

Tower Defender's name has been added to the obituary column of Godville Times by mistake. A reward of a free outfit upgrade coupon is offered to heroes who ensure the story is proven to be true.

Caught today: 190 pcs.

The Trojan Horse, slowly boiled in its own juices, is one of the finest delicacies of this culinary season! The chef of the “Mended Drum” restaurant is offering one newly poured golden brick for each carcass delivered.

Caught today: 282 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Usual Suspects is a heroic horde of 32 heads located around the 23rd place in the pantheon of adventure. Veterans in this guild call themselves “topsuspect”. Unusual Suspect declined to comment on its relation with this guild. Guild's unity increases with dropping temperature.

Mass Confusion — guild of 37 heroes, located at the 61st place in the pantheon of popularity. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.

Guild popularity in

19% — Blue Feather

18% — The Forsakens Lament

11% — Harvest Moon

10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

9% — Goon Squad

9% — Knights who say Ni

3% — Slaves to Armok

3% — Alpha and Omega

1% — Lin Kuei

17% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a mole detector to “House of Lord's” in Godville and ask for Adam77.

Found today: 42 pcs.

The fibre from an entropy inverter can be used to make durable, high quality adventuring gear. Bearers of this valuable hide may exchange it for some cash at any local equipment store.

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Down: 2. Artifact. 3. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• A strong magnetic cloud above the arena pulls in free trophies and greatly improves teleportation efficiency — today sending a hero to the arena takes only 25% godpower.

• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance of usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect at the place of their deaths. Beware.

Godpower Cap

9%

Ideabox News

• According to rumor, the Ideabox will take almost any old submission these days. Yesterday, it took 85 ideas.

• It's reported that The Mighty Stang can improve ideas even with his eyes closed.

The Great Jimsky: leader in innovative ideas since... yesterday.

Forum News

19:31 Gods and Goddesses RP (run by Foxxo)

19:12 Awakening | Roleplay In Preparation {R.I.P.}. [Started but still open to join]

19:08 [Game] The banning game

17:11 Free Word Association Game

16:14 Fun word game!

Breaking News

• “You can’t imagine how badly I want this job, but position is already occupied...”, complained the Political Satyr, eager to be Monster of the Day.

• The mayor of Herostan is desperately seeking heroes who are willing to teach the worms to sleep in late.

• A Mis-Conductor and a Hall Minotaur were recently bred together by scientists. No one knows the results of the study as there has been no news from the laboratory or any of its staff.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3148 gold coins 0.6%

1 Godville invite

1088 gold coins 1.5%