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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger

Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.

Famous Heroes of Godville

Tharki - 27th-level adventurer, member of the “Tinkerbell's Entourage” guild, stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Bromithius. His worst enemy - a HTMLephant. Favorite trophy - something that looks like a pack of chewing bark. He is also a huge fan of Beerburgh’s pubs.

Lavendar pi - 23rd-level adventurer, member of the “wadhurst” guild, with the motto “possibilities abound”, stands at the 130th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Alchemist nyhn. She is a huge fan of Herowin’s pubs.

Wanted

The Postman of the Apocalypse is today's prize monster. Hunters hope that the Postman of the Apocalypse will not have seen this notice.

Caught today: 105 pcs.

The Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm has illegally gotten into the newspaper! The Godville Times offers one newly poured golden brick in exchange for an interview with the vile creature.

Caught today: 108 pcs.

Guild popularity in

21% - Harvest Moon

19% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

16% - Blue Feather

10% - Knights who say Ni

3% - New Guild Order

3% - Menace & Co

1% - 42 - THE answer!

1% - Foo Fighters

1% - Flip dem tables Bro!

25% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Don't get rid of your old slice of heaven - analysts say that increased demand will make the price soar in the near to infinite future.

If a Sunbathing Vampire leaves behind a final countdown clock - grab it and run to the nearest trader immediately!

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Down: 2. Monster. 4. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• Due to an upcoming congress on changing heroes' retirement age, all eligible heroes decided to refrain from parties, preferring to put more money in savings instead.

• A sudden breakdown in a constellation of guiding stars caused global complications in progressing with quests. Astrologers advise not to worry and just have fun with smashing monsters instead.

Ideabox News

• 81 ideas were enhanced yesterday.

Blissful 1 finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, she promises to continue to do it.

• The humble god Lopez2down set a good example for others by both submitting and voting for ideas.

Forum News

04:23 Count as high as possible!

04:22 [Game] Rhyme Time

04:20 The Tribble Game

04:17 Random Somewhat unanswerable question

04:11 The sandwich game

Breaking News

• The unregulated disposal of diaries have caused an unprecedented environmental disaster that is threatening to drown Godville in a sea of bad literature as hero levels rise.

• Mad scientists in Unspecifiedistan have proven that trying to chop some sticks with chopsticks is the easiest it's ever been.

• According to survey results, the “asynchronous swimming” skill is much more popular than the “electrostatic discharge” skill. Scientists have yet to find the cause of this mysterious phenomenon.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3119 gold coins 0.4%

1 Godville invite

1070 gold coins 14.0%