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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger
Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.
Famous Heroes of Godville
Santo - 79th-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “To the Pain!!!”, stands at the 20th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Santoron. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
Motogeek - 59th-level adventurer, with the motto “motto goes here!”, stands at the 189th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Tom the Great one. His worst enemy - a Polaroid Bear. Favorite trophy - something that looks like an inflatable drinking companion. He is also a huge fan of Herolympus’s pubs.
Wanted
The Sans Sheriff, slowly boiled in its own juices, is one of the finest delicacies of this culinary season! The chef of the “Mended Drum” restaurant is offering a free outfit upgrade coupon for each carcass delivered.
Caught today: 53 pcs.
The Philosoraptor is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for a free outfit upgrade coupon.
Caught today: 112 pcs.
Guild popularity in
17% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch
11% - Blue Feather
6% - S&M
6% - Harvest Moon
6% - Guild Name
4% - We have ways of making yo...
3% - Warped Quantum
2% - Slaves to Armok
2% - The Ancestry Knight
43% - (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Those who trade in a box with a question mark today will get lots of money (certainly) and a bite of a fresh bun (probably).
Special offer from the black markets of Godville - get an unusually good price upon presenting a portable photon generator to the first trader you meet. This offer won't last long!
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