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Gold Bricks

Gold is considered the holiest of materials, though not the rarest, and has been since the beginning of civilization. It is very nonreactive (it's a noble metal) and as such can stand up to the might of the elements (nobody wants their temple to fall down).

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Famous Heroes

Anameleth 138th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “You are here, as am I ☽”, stands at the 85th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Ngma. He always wanted to get a perfect score on a breathalyzer test, but never found the time.

Ryothe 123rd-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Die fighting! Q('.'Q)”, stands at the 162nd position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Uwana. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

Wanted

The Warrior Of Attrition, slowly boiled in its own juices, is one of the finest delicacies of this culinary season. The chef of the “Khaki-colored Dragon” restaurant is offering a worthy reward for each carcass delivered.

Caught today: 545 pcs.

A local taxidermist is offering a great prize for the fresh corpse of a Centaur of Gravity.

Caught today: 597 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Green Lantern Core is a heroic horde of 36 heads located around the 44th place in the pantheon of unity. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.

Assassin's Guild is a guild ranked 58th in the pantheon of duelery, consisting of 32 heroes and heroines. They call themselves “assassin”. Can you imagine that? Armchair Assassin declined to comment on its relation with this guild. This guild specializes in how to outsource this quest to a certified professional.

Guild popularity in

7% — Blue Feather

7% — Legion of the Dead

6% — Harvest Moon

3% — Maud'dib's Fedaykin

3% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

2% — Eastern Bifle

2% — Gladius Dei

2% — Adventure Time

2% — Vibe Check Bois

66% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Nykon Sparx of “Bricks and Mortar” is willing to pay a premium rate for the acquisition of a picture of a thousand words for a limited time only.

Found today: 218 pcs.

Analysts report that one hazardous minerals map could be worth a small fortune, in the right hands.

Found today: 534 pcs.

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Visit any of the six Happy Harpy Accupuncture Shoppes for a jab well done!

Found a lost keg of ale. Big thanks to the one who lost it!

The annual March of Monsters has been postponed. See the bulletin board outside “Asylum” for more information.

Daily Forecast

• Strong interference in the higher layers of the atmosphere is negatively affecting temples’ abilities. Astrologers affirm that conversion of gold coins into experience is virtually impossible today.

• Astrologers are not sure why, but today every accumulator charge restores 70% of godpower.

Godpower Cap

2%

Ideabox News

• Interesting fact: 78 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox in the last 24 hours and 47 ideas went into the ER.

Tlazolteteo finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, she promises to continue to do it.

• It's a good thing people like Azatole write into the ideabox, or we'd be out of a job.

Forum News

22:44 Fun word game!

22:43 Free Word Association Game

22:17 The Tribble Game

22:14 [Game] The banning game

22:14 Quests with special endings

Broken News

• “I’m dreaming about an Unicycle Gang Member... I see its blue eyes, red fur and giant club. We stand together by the river...” — Clambassador writes to us.

• Did you know that “do the right thing, left-handed” is the easiest quest of the week?

• Useful hint: the Cherno-Bull is probably vulnerable to the “selfish interest” skill.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

11023 gold coins +4.7%

1 golden brick

3220 gold coins +2.7%

1 Godville invite

990 gold coins -0.6%