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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger

Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.

Famous Heroes of Godville

Calvin The Great - 82nd-level adventurer, with the motto “Annoyed by the spies!”, stands at the 31st position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Lord Ignatz. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

Alila - 24th-level adventurer, member of the “Sinfully Southern Socialites” guild, with the motto “The cake is a lie!”, stands at the 186th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Tevelizor. She always wanted to rock the cradle of love, but never found the time.

Wanted

Hanna-Barbarian's name has been added to obituary column of Godville Times by mistake. A reward of a free outfit upgrade coupon is offered to heroes who ensure the story is proven to be true.

Caught today: 393 pcs.

The Lonely Hive Mind has illegally gotten into the newspaper! The Godville Times offers one newly poured golden brick in exchange for an interview with the vile creature.

Caught today: 185 pcs.

Guild popularity in

18% - Blue Feather

13% - Harvest Moon

8% - Shadowwater Mercenaries

8% - The Fallen DaDa Empire

7% - 1+1=2

5% - Knights who say Ni

4% - The Evil Guild

3% - Geek Knights

3% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

31% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Having heard a rumor that the price of a license to drill is about to drop dramatically, traders are falling over themselves to pay a large amount for each one.

Anyone finding a genuine babel fish, please take it to your nearest Godville Defense Force outpost. Your patriotism will be rewarded.

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Daily Forecast

• Rumors of impending volcanic eruption caused all underground creatures to move closer to the surface. Finding an underground monster lair today should be more likely than usual.

• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance on usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect on the place of their deaths. Beware.

Ideabox News

• It's rumored that 302 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox and 94 ideas got into the ER. So how many ideas will get into the game?

Artsonian brings out the best in her own ideas and those of others.

• What has Nortind been doing? He was helping in the Ideabox, duh.

Forum News

14:22 [Game] The Person Above Me

14:22 The Families- Role playing. Create your own family here!

14:12 Wanted Content

14:12 3 word story.

14:06 [Game] Song Continuation

Breaking News

• The city of Last Resort, following the example of the glorious city of Godville, plans to open its own arena. Heroes who donate a can of blinker fluid for arena construction will receive nothing in return. Gosh, at least these folks are honest.

• An epic tapestry titled “A hero of the “diversity” guild writing a letter to the Godville Administrator” is being exhibited at the Unspecifiedistan museum.

• Bookies are taking bets on the number of daredevils who will die trying to venture into a black hole and turn on the light.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3172 gold coins -1.7%

1 Godville invite

984 gold coins -1.6%