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Arena
This world-renowned amphitheatre is located in Godville. The arena is the place where heroes fight each other for the glory of their gods and the enjoyment of the audience. The age-old gladiator battle still lives in the modern age.
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Famous Heroes
Federer Almighty — 159th-level adventurer, member of the “Warped Quantum” guild, with the motto “☢zzz---[┬╣╜╦╧╟┘╥]---zzz!☢”, stands at the 19th position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Hershey Almighty. He was known to distribute counterfeit invites to Godville during his youth.
Kuroraka — 133rd-level adventurer, member of the “The Forsakens Lament” guild, with the motto “~ƒor lack oƒ~”, stands at the 147th position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the goddess One Of Paradox. “I am overworked and underpaid,” he claims.
Wanted
The Spider Pig is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for 2500 gold coins.
Caught today: 44 pcs.
The Farce of Nature is wanted for having appeared in the “Wanted” section of the Godville Times too often.
Caught today: 35 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Let it be known that the 13 members of ArchAngel are some pretty cool guys. Infamous for eating cakes and leaving them whole.
Taco Cat is a heroic horde of 21 heads located around the 59th place in the pantheon of Duelery. Initiates of this guild never know what they are getting into.
Guild popularity in
13% — Blue Feather
10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
6% — Knights who say Ni
6% — Harvest Moon
3% — Guild Name
3% — Honnōji Academy
3% — united corn
2% — The Forsakens Lament
2% — Mass Confusion
52% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a creature comforter to “Thousand Things” in Godville and ask for Earthsoul.
Found today: 27 pcs.
Anyone who finds a genuine invite to Godville, please take it to your nearest Godville Defense Force outpost. Your patriotism will be rewarded.
Found today: 105 pcs.
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'The Dwarven Armoury' in San Satanos — 'If it hurts, we've got it!' — announces its seasonal sale of blunt and spiked weapons.
Daily Forecast
• Astrologists warn that the sun circling dangerously close to earth today may inflict lasting damage to vision and temporary loss of artifacts.
• Yesterday's shooting stars yielded a surplus of activatable artifacts, greatly decreasing their market value among traders.
Game News
09/09 Achievement Unlocked
08/02 Know Your Content
06/25 Bold Meal
05/10 Birthday Blessing
03/31 Soulfulness
Godpower Cap
17%
Ideabox News
• 33 ideas were enhanced yesterday.
• Sources report that Cotzbalam has been prettying up phrases in the ER for a brighter, funnier, happier Godville.
• The Great Random seems to have affected Sir Chesire. He keeps sending random ideas to us.
Forum News
02:24 Bugs and Glitches
01:48 Fun word game!
01:19 [Game] The banning game
22:15 Acronym game
19:11 The Tribble Game
Broken News
• A Chicken Bouillonaire has been standing on one leg for three days straight in the middle of the central square of Godvillewood, refusing to go away. Surprised residents are singing and dancing in circles around the poor fellow.
• Visitors to Godville are reminded that pickpocketing is rife, particularly in the vicinity of PettyCrime Alley.
• Did you know? 98% of heroes do not listen to their god simply because they don't care!
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
16970 gold coins -2.4%
1 Godville invite
961 gold coins -1.1%