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The Firefox was once native to almost every land, which is why some old paintings depict it wrapping itself around the entire planet...

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Famous Heroes

Kaylfang 135th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “இ The voices abound இ”, stands at the 15th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Kayl. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Perscors 122nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Kill the Demiurge!”, stands at the 185th position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Saklas. His worst enemy — a Borderline Collie. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a totem poll. He is also a huge fan of Bad Gateway’s pubs.

Wanted

The Giant-Shaped Windmill is wanted for having appeared in the “Wanted” section of the Godville Times too often. Earn a reward for its capture and help give other monsters a chance!

Caught today: 134 pcs.

Today, the head of the Boogie Woogie Man can be exchanged for 2100 gold coins and a free pass to a public bathhouse.

Caught today: 128 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

The Black Company — guild of 34 heroes, located at the 27th place in the pantheon of unity. The highest rank here is “taken”. Totem beast of this guild is Inglourious Basterd. If this guild were a settlement, then Herolympus would be its sister town.

The Ideaboxers Union is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 52nd place in the pantheon of adventure. Rumor says there are about 33 of them. The highest rank here is “ideaboxer”. All time favorite of this guild is Punslinger. Guild's current favorite place to party is “Drunken Clam”.

Guild popularity in

22% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

16% — Tinkerbell's Entourage

14% — Blue Feather

8% — Harvest Moon

7% — Knights who say Ni

2% — Slave Labor

2% — OverWorld

2% — The Forsakens Lament

2% — VeGaS

25% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Who's faster, a postman or a hero? Beat the next bioenergy amplifier shipment to “Storage Steals” and win a cash prize.

Found today: 13 pcs.

Found a golden trowel? Cash in your luck with the nearest merchant! Hurry up! Don't let your good fortune turn into a pumpkin!

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Reward offered for the capture of a “Godville Times” journalist.

Daily Forecast

• Daily News Analysts have foretold a new financial crisis, which has caused impressionable boss-monsters to carry more gold than usual today.

• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance of usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect at the place of their deaths. Beware.

Godpower Cap

15%

Ideabox News

• Approximately 62 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 23 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.

TaiJuan finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but he promises to continue to do it.

• At this rate, Dream Summoner will soon have enough ingenious pieces to make an entire ingenious.

Forum News

03:58 [Game] The Person Above Me

03:57 Count as high as possible!

03:56 Free Word Association Game

03:55 Fun word game!

03:54 Random Spam

Broken News

• An Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery. He is currently being held in a dura cell.

• “I was sitting in a wonderful place named “The Battle Toad”, when suddenly, a Battle Ox entered the room, grabbed my friend, and ran away! It’s all very confusing... what’s going on?” — writes Psykoro.

• Witnesses report that an Identified Flying Object independently and quite successfully managed to escape the time loop through a loophole.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

11201 gold coins -5.6%

1 golden brick

3110 gold coins -2.0%

1 Godville invite

914 gold coins -9.6%