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The words of the Almighty can sometimes echo in the hero's heart. Deities can encourage heroes to pray, to sacrifice, to speed up quests or return to a nearby town, to dig for treasure, and many other things which have yet to be discovered.
Famous Heroes
Neglios — 154th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 42nd position in the pantheon of Survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He asked us not to feature him in this issue, but we do what we want.
Nine-fingers — 137th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “A man needs a name.”, stands at the 175th position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god TheBloodyNine. He's asking someone to do a thing before it’s cool and report the results via express mail.
Guild Spotlight
Godville’s Regiment is in the 9th position in the pantheon of Popularity, unlikely though it seems. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “commissioned”. The all-time favorite of this guild is the Sitcom Pilot. Being seen with guild members around the taverns of Last Resort is an excellent way to earn a regrettable reputation.
Angels of Anarchy is a group of 24 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 60th position in the pantheon of Adventure. They've chosen the title of “archangel” for their most esteemed members. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.
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