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Guilds

Guilds in Godville are different from ones we've seen in other games. No one owns a guild in this game, not even the guild's founders. No guild has the power to induct or reject anyone. It is a place where gods gather with their peers.

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Famous Heroes

Chaosdevil 134th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “It's morphine time!”, stands at the 40th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Cyclopes. His worst enemy — a Chain-Mailman. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a discolouring book. He is also a huge fan of Los Demonos’s pubs.

Nomar 135th-level adventurer, member of the “bakhara” guild, with the motto “><))))°> gone fishing!”, stands at the 107th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Bifforama. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

Wanted

With a reward as sweet as a worthy reward, does it really matter why the Chesthugger is wanted?

Caught today: 358 pcs.

A suit made from OctoBear hide is the latest fashion must-have. Tailors are offering 2700 gold coins for new material.

Caught today: 408 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Flip dem tables Bro! is in the 39th position in the pantheon of Popularity, unlikely though it seems. They've chosen the title of “tableflipper” for their most esteemed members. Looking for a brilliant hero or heroine? Well, you won't find one here.

Pirates of Dark Water is a heroic horde of 28 heads located around the 98th place in the pantheon of Duelery. They call themselves “buccaneer”. Can you imagine that? Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.

Guild popularity in

6% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% — Blue Feather

3% — Heroes Alliance

2% — Angels of Destruction

2% — Guild of the Golden Chick...

2% — Musicians' Guild

2% — diversity

2% — Knights who say Ni

1% — The Forsaken

76% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Found a holy smoke generator? Go to Godville, ask for the “Bricks and Mortar” shop. Seirin will buy it like a hot cake.

Found today: 123 pcs.

We'll buy a can of harespray from anyone, and pay extra if you don't ask why. Meet with you-know-who, you-know-where, and bring the you-know-what.

Found today: 135 pcs.

Ads

Trouble sleeping? Dr. S. Hammer is offering free treatments in Herolympus. Knock yourself out!

Visit the new tavern on the road between Heisenburg and Los Demonos — “Rampant Tinyfoot”. Welcome!

The “The Cyberfunks” guild paid for an ad, but didn't supply any content. We're keeping their gold anyway.

Daily Forecast

• After observing a meteor shower of gold coins, astrologers concluded that today all monsters should have something valuable on them.

• Strong interference in the higher layers of the atmosphere is negatively affecting temples’ abilities. Astrologers affirm that conversion of gold coins into experience is virtually impossible today.

Godpower Cap

30%

Ideabox News

• 40 ideas were submitted yesterday.

• Apparently, every entry that Plodmorr simply looks at in the ER becomes three times better.

• Rumor has it that Mithia Aspen lives in a box. The Ideabox.

Forum News

09:50 [Game] The Person Above Me

09:47 Crossword Hints, for those who can't quite get the last clue

08:34 [Game] The banning game

08:05 Free Word Association Game

07:23 Acronym game

Broken News

• Witnesses report that members of the “Dragonslayers” guild were seen taking cutlets away from children and coffee beans from local residents.

• Deity overworks hero, sprains fingers on both hands.

• Midnight training sessions in the “strike of the rabbit” skill are depriving the residents of Monstro City of sleep. It's a defense against the “homesickness” skill, and is predicted to increase in popularity.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

16334 gold coins +8.5%

1 golden brick

3155 gold coins -1.5%

1 Godville invite

1000 gold coins +1.5%