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Arena

This world-renowned amphitheatre is located in Godville. The arena is the place where heroes fight each other for the glory of their gods and the enjoyment of the audience. The age-old gladiator battle still lives in the modern age.

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Famous Heroes

Tatatatag 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Create Guild Name guild” guild, with the motto “creation = destruction”, stands at the 43rd position in the pantheon of Survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Your It. Remembering which taverns he hasn't been banned from takes up most of his spare time.

Cancel- 126th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☽ Why always me?”, stands at the 126th position in the pantheon of Gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god FCancel. He is something, you know.

Wanted

A local doctor is requesting that any Sandboxer captured by a hero is brought to him for a dinner party.

Caught today: 22 pcs.

The Godville Town Council is looking for a Dreaded Gazebo for avoiding tax returns on artifacts collected from dead heroes.

Caught today: 18 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Assassin's Guild is a group of 41 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 42nd position in the pantheon of Duelery. They've chosen the title of “assassin” for their most esteemed members. The chief totem aura supervisor here is the Armchair Assassin. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.

Green Kirby is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 58th place in the pantheon of Adventure. Rumor says there are about 35 of them. The highest rank here is “metaknight”. Frost Mite is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “somersault squatting” skill.

Guild popularity in

8% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

5% — Blue Feather

2% — Harvest Moon

1% — Warriors Of The Dragon

1% — army of the 12 monkeys

1% — Hilarious

1% — Hrenelly

1% — The Forsakens Lament

1% — Mallard

79% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

“The Barefoot Deity” and Drakara are personally buying up a social network adapter in unlimited quantities. Hurry up.

Found today: 13 pcs.

Wanted: a bicycle of life! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Shiny Splashes” shop.

Found today: 17 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• The staff astrologer of the Godville Times didn't show up to work. Well, there is no forecast for today.

Godpower Cap

8%

Ideabox News

• The Ideabox saw 49 ideas yesterday, almost all of which are printable.

• According to reports, honored ER contributor Cowabungallow makes everything better. Especially new ideas.

• What has Deus Luciferius been doing? He has been helping in the Ideabox, duh.

Forum News

23:45 Story Time!

23:40 [Game] The Person Above Me

21:12 Mwahahahahahaha

20:43 CHAIN REACTION

20:42 [Game] Stranded

Broken News

• Witnesses report that a Self-Sacrificial Lamb independently and quite successfully managed to find a spider that can spin a web of lies.

• Druids are concerned about the increasing number of indecent runes carved into local trees.

• According to the subjective opinion of local tractor drivers the Ctrl-Alt-Delinquent was born to crawl and shouldn’t fly.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

16281 gold coins -5.5%

1 golden brick

3225 gold coins +3.4%

1 Godville invite

1066 gold coins +15.3%