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Equipment
All heroes need proper gear as they progress on their quests. Since they obviously can't run around fighting monsters naked, they wear armor and wield weapons. This is what is referred to as equipment.
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Famous Heroes
Fluffster — 163rd-level adventurer, member of the “happy guild” guild, with the motto “Don't mention the war !!!”, stands at the 18th position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Fluffmaster. Remembering which taverns he hasn't been banned from takes up most of his spare time.
Leelie — 146th-level adventurer, member of the “Planewalkers” guild, with the motto “Yey!”, stands at the 117th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Leelie1o1. Her hobbies include: writing, smiting, and apparently “being awesome”.
Wanted
Gelatinous Cubicle coats are the hottest style right now. Tailors are currently paying top dollar for its skin.
Caught today: 140 pcs.
Several legendary heroes are offering 2600 gold coins. They demand the head of a Godvilla as a qualification test.
Caught today: 115 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
The Old Gods is a coffee club with 23 members that accidentally ended up 30th in the pantheon of Unity. Elders call themselves “demigod”. High-ranking members have the same secret tattoo in an undisclosed location.
Order of the Monster God is a coffee club with 23 members that accidentally ended up 52nd in the pantheon of Unity. Veterans in this guild call themselves “boss”. They are unassociated with the Monsters' Rights Activist. Their initiation ceremony primarily involves telling really bad puns for hours.
Guild popularity in
12% — Blue Feather
9% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
8% — The Forsakens Lament
8% — Knights who say Ni
5% — Harvest Moon
5% — Guild Name
5% — Fairy Tail
4% — Church of the Flying Spag...
3% — Eternal
41% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
If you think a philosopher's stone is worthless, think again — Eugene Harold Krabs will buy yours for several times the market value, specially at “The Krusty Krab”.
Found today: 145 pcs.
Wanted: a tome of lorem ipsum! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Terrific Trades” shop.
Found today: 73 pcs.
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The Ministry of Public Information is looking for a new manager since the last one went missing because he knew too much.
For sale: Trophy cabinet. Unused. Godvillewood.
Daily Forecast
• After observing a meteor shower of gold coins, astrologers concluded that today all monsters should have something valuable on them.
• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance of usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect at the place of their deaths. Beware.
Game News
05/10 Godville Hits 15
03/21 Live is Live
02/13 Epicgram Tales
12/21 Holiday Special
11/25 Holy Widget
Godpower Cap
36%
Ideabox News
• The Ideabox is still hungry for ideas, even after the 39 ideas it ate yesterday.
• Lilaalok says that yes, her ER correction skills are innate reflexes, and no, she will not autograph the reporter's t-shirt.
• It's a good thing people like Ladyblue write into the ideabox, or we'd be out of a job.
Forum News
02:22 Free Word Association Game
02:19 Fun word game!
02:19 CHAIN REACTION
02:17 [Game] The Person Above Me
02:16 [Game] The banning game
Broken News
• Recent studies found that most heroes paint a bright future at least once by level 18.
• The “Dragon Lords” guild promises to give away money to whoever will sabotage the construction of Myshkin’s temple. Volunteers have yet to reveal themselves.
• Beerburgh has reported this month's beer intake is over 9000.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
11501 gold coins -0.0%
1 Godville invite
1072 gold coins +1.4%