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Gold is considered the holiest of materials, though not the rarest, and has been since the beginning of civilization. It is very nonreactive (it's a noble metal) and as such can stand up to the might of the elements (nobody wants their temple to fall down).

Famous Heroes of Godville

Jeroen - 91st-level adventurer, member of the “Death Row” guild, with the motto “Help all!”, stands at the 70th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Explosie. We've had many reports that a Stunt Double Agent has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

Aiobh - 96th-level adventurer, member of the “The Lost Vikings” guild, with the motto “Bunnies!!!”, stands at the 170th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Kelly 9. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.

Wanted

The Battle Rattlesnake is on the verge of extinction! Merchants will offer one newly poured golden brick for its rare hide.

Caught today: 328 pcs.

The Shock Therapist has been charged with death for skipping bail. A reward has been offered for anyone who can prove that the sentence has been carried out.

Caught today: 283 pcs.

Guild popularity in

16% - Harvest Moon

14% - Blue Feather

11% - Knights who say Ni

10% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

7% - 42 - THE answer!

3% - Fairy Tail

3% - extremely average

3% - Angels of Anarchy

2% - Southwood and Friends

31% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

An urgent recall had been issued on any awkward silence generator sold since 1200 g.e. A reward for their return is being offered to prevent any further deaths.

Anyone finding a genuine 24k goldfish, please take it to your nearest Godville Defense Force outpost. Your patriotism will be rewarded.

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Daily Forecast

• Venus is in Taurus, which is a sign of good trading. All activatable artifacts are worth twice as much as usual.

• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance on usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect on the place of their deaths. Beware.

Ideabox News

• 260 ideas were submitted yesterday.

• Let's celebrate Bellaouthena and {his|||her} devotion to helping our ideas be all they can be.

• Looks like Alison Wonderland has an idea for every occasion.

Forum News

17:46 [Game] The Person Above Me

17:35 Pet Peeves

17:29 [Game] What would you do with?

17:25 [Game] Pepsi or Coke?

17:06 Proud moments in godville

Breaking News

• “Today, anyone who bothers can become a hero,” complains a Knee-jerk Reactionary in its letter. “Luckily, there are still plenty of lazy arses who don’t bother!”

• More and more heroes are digging large holes in their search for treasure. Road services kindly asks adventurers to cover the excavation pits with either sewer manholes or fresh monster corpses.

• Guild myths and mysteries: rumor has it that the “ℭαmelot ✠” guild has a secret closet full of skeletons.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3162 gold coins -0.2%

1 Godville invite

1097 gold coins 21.3%