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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger

Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.

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Famous Heroes of Godville

Starburst Twinkies - 117th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I think, there4 I am dumb”, stands at the 29th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Fumanchu888. She is a huge fan of Unspecifiedistan’s pubs.

Rheynus - 79th-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “Do Not Shrink Me Gypsy!”, stands at the 130th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god AdraBlint. Rumor has it that a local Waking Nightmare has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

Wanted

Full Metal Jackrabbit numbers have fallen so low that they've topped the endangered species list. Their rarity means that they're now worth a lot more money to anyone lucky enough to kill one.

Caught today: 359 pcs.

A sneaky Angel Of Death Metal crept into the Herowin mayor’s home and put out the fire in the fireplace. Proof of punishment of this villain can be exchanged for a free outfit upgrade coupon.

Caught today: 364 pcs.

Guild popularity in

4% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

3% - Blue Feather

3% - Harvest Moon

3% - The Forsakens Lament

2% - Knights who say Ni

1% - Guild Name

1% - Asylum

1% - Companions of the Nine

1% - bakhara

81% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Found an invite to Godville? Go to Godville, ask for the “Bricks and Mortar” shop. Dadamighty will buy it like a hot cake.

Found today: 267 pcs.

Analysts report that one priceless tag could be worth a small fortune, in the right hands.

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Down: 1. Artifact. 2. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• The Gold reward for the Bingo game today is much higher than usual.

• Unexpected problems in supply chain management left all equipment shops in Godville without new inventory.

Godpower Cap

2%

Ideabox News

• It's rumored that 98 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox and 51 ideas got into the ER. So how many ideas will get into the game?

Om3 says he loves the ER too much to go a single day without visiting. Sometimes he even visits twice a day.

• Having lost her limbo stick, PogoPogo is making the most of her imagination.

Forum News

16:50 Fun word game!

16:49 [Game] The Person Above Me

16:43 Happiness & $#!+, whoo!

16:42 Time to Tell Truths

16:22 Gameplay Questions (if FAQ doesn't help)

Breaking News

• An Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery. He is currently being held in a dura cell.

• The shrines of Los Adminos are overrun this week with fraternizing heroes.

• The mark of a true hero is their ability to find the humble beginnings and put them to an end on their first attempt.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3239 gold coins -0.5%

1 Godville invite

1098 gold coins 17.7%