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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger
Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.
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Famous Heroes
Hoof Hero - 123rd-level adventurer, member of the “Hoof Hearted” guild, with the motto “What's that smell?”, stands at the 70th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Hoof Hearted. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Druuna - 105th-level adventurer, member of the “Esoteric Order of d'Eggon” guild, with the motto “Ia! Ia! Om'letta fhtagn!”, stands at the 158th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god HDumpty. She is known for her disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with her laughter.
Wanted
Battle Ox coats are the hottest style right now. Tailors are currently paying top dollar for its skin.
Caught today: 10 pcs.
Chefs all over are quickly running out of Electric Orc Welder meat due to the latest diet fad. They are offering heroes one newly poured golden brick for any portions they come across.
Caught today: 24 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Warped Quantum is a group of 28 brave adventurers, climbed at 31st position in the pantheon of adventure. “theorist” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. This guild specializes in how to lower the bar.
Blue Sun Travel is a guild ranked 91st in the pantheon of popularity, consisting of 40 heroes and heroines. The highest rank here is “wanderer”. Totem beast of this guild is Blue Ray. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “mating contact” skill.
Guild popularity in
24% — First Pantheon of Progres...
11% — The Forsakens Lament
10% — Harvest Moon
9% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
8% — Blue Feather
6% — Minor Deities
2% — Knights who say Ni
2% — timecrest
1% — Musicians of Godville
27% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Buying an ACME monster trap at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “House of Lord's” shop. Just ask for Adam77.
Found today: 25 pcs.
Wanted: a pun deconstructor! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Sparkly Trinklets” shop.
Ads
“The Orario” guild invites everyone to join a psychedelic study group. Positive implications are guaranteed.
Dungeon maps available at deep discount. Visit the Charterhouse for more information.
Evil genius seeks minions for help in plan for world domination. Must be willing to work 24-7 for psychotic fascist. Messy death likely, but cool costumes and weapons provided.
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Daily Forecast
• There is a forecast today, but astrologers refused to disclose it.
Game News
05/24 On Your Privacy
05/10 Eight
04/24 Map Out
01/30 On Guilds and More
12/22 Ice and Snow
Godpower Cap
13%
Ideabox News
• 102 ideas were voted in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.
• Stansia finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, he promises to continue to do it.
• Rumor has it that Agata-sama submits especially good ideas and votes for the submissions of others.
Forum News
00:03 Interesting coincidences
23:59 [Game] The banning game
23:56 Black box reward chances
23:45 [Game] The Person Above Me
23:23 Godville Times - Famous Heroes of Godville
Breaking News
• Prepared using a special recipe, Beta Jester is being served today at the elite club “Trespassers W.”
• The Association of Migrating Cooks has spoken: the buns baked by the “Moscow Company” guild are much more fragrant than those made by the “Ragnarok” guild.
• Fashion news: a glamorous chest armor is at the peak of its popularity! Stylists recommend choosing models in dark pink.
Market Quotes
1 golden brick
3122 gold coins -1.7%
1 Godville invite
937 gold coins -12.4%