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There are certain special monsters that may be tamed as a pet if your hero is able to defeat one. It's a good idea to watch the hero if they are battling one of these creatures, and help them win the battle. Then, the hero may randomly decide to spare that monster's life and tame it; the god can't influence the outcome.


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Famous Heroes

Ninjabot 130th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾ for the windmills! ”, stands at the 14th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Athenabear. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

Beefus 127th-level adventurer, member of the “Cows with Guns” guild, with the motto “Lock and Load! 🐂”, stands at the 175th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Beefus. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.


Wanted: a Monster of Ceremonies for stealing all the left socks in Godville. Last seen running amok and afoot.

Caught today: 299 pcs.

The 101 Headed Dalmatian is on the verge of extinction. Merchants will offer 2600 gold coins for its rare hide.

Caught today: 268 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Order of the Monster God is in the 34th position in the pantheon of Duelery, unlikely though it seems. They call themselves “boss”. Can you imagine that? If this guild were a settlement, then Trollbridge would be its sister town.

Flip dem tables Bro! is in the 75th position in the pantheon of Adventure, unlikely though it seems. They call themselves “tableflipper”. Can you imagine that? The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.

Guild popularity in

18% — Blue Feather

10% — Harvest Moon

10% — Knights who say Ni

8% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

5% — Guild Name

5% — Nautilus

4% — The Forsakens Lament

3% — Time Lords

2% — Antisocial Socialites

35% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a key to happiness to “Dibbler's Emporium” in Godville and ask for BS Johnson.

Found today: 118 pcs.

Exotic artifact collectors offer handsome monetary rewards to heroes who bring them a Tesla coil.

Found today: 138 pcs.


The editorial office of this newspaper kindly invites its employees to attend the workplace.

Wanted: Fodder for Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Farm. Special rates for Vogon Poets.

Seeking forbidden knowledge? In need of heretical manuscripts? Find everything you're looking for at the “Secrets of Godville” bookshop. Please figure out the address by yourself.

Daily Forecast

• Yesterday's shooting stars yielded a surplus of activatable artifacts, greatly decreasing their market value among traders.

• Astrologers proclaimed a day of lying. Resting under a tree will be much more effective today.

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Ideabox News

• 75 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

High king of undies says that yes, his ER correction skills are innate reflexes, and no, he will not autograph the reporter's t-shirt.

• At this rate, Zefyra will soon have enough ingenious pieces to make an entire ingenious.

Forum News

10:13 Hall of records discussion thread: A place to record history!

10:06 Black box reward chances

09:51 [Game] Song Continuation

09:04 If your new and you want help and friends ask your questions here!!

07:51 [Game] The Person Above Me

Broken News

• Alchemists from all cities are offering premium prices for a operating model of a black hole. They hope it proves to be more than just another bold artifact.

• “I’m twenty and I have a beard”, Zechsu tells our reporter.

• A Worst Person Shooter is sitting in the middle of the central square of Egopolis, refusing to go away. Perplexed residents demand that authorities respond accordingly.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

7861 gold coins -11.1%

1 golden brick

3207 gold coins +2.4%

1 Godville invite

1033 gold coins +4.5%