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The Firefox was once native to almost every land, which is why some old paintings depict it wrapping itself around the entire planet...

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Famous Heroes

SlackerMan 64th-level adventurer, member of the “Fourier Transformers” guild, with the motto “Spoon!”, stands at the 65th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god The Omnipotent Fred. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

Gen-X 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Ohtari” guild, with the motto “my life is so……binary🖖👽”, stands at the 131st position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Sparkoflife. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

Wanted

The Common Dominator, slowly boiled in its own juices, is one of the finest delicacies of this culinary season. The chef of the “Khaki-colored Dragon” restaurant is offering 2600 gold coins for each carcass delivered.

Caught today: 392 pcs.

A large group of travelling Game Overlords is camping on the lid of the Ideabox, blocking it completely. A substantial reward is offered for each one moved on.

Caught today: 292 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Chaos Legion is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 31st place in the pantheon of adventure. Rumor says there are about 32 of them. “unorganized” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Favorite monster of the guild is Chaos Butterfly. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “radioportation” skill.

Beer — guild of 34 heroes, located at the 52nd place in the pantheon of popularity. The highest rank here is “brewmaster”. The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.

Guild popularity in

16% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

12% — Blue Feather

12% — Harvest Moon

8% — The Forsakens Lament

8% — Knights who say Ni

1% — Warped Quantum

1% — Black

1% — Planewalkers

1% — Guild Name

40% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying a monster magnet at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “House of Lord's” shop. Just ask for Adam77.

Found today: 36 pcs.

If you find a final countdown clock, it's your lucky day! Contact any trader to quickly turn your luck into gold!

Ads

Boys and girls! Submit your best drawing for the “amazing feats I accomplished over the summer holidays” themed competition. The winner will get a “Lego temple construction” set to build their very own golden temple!

Try a very special dish at the local franchise of “Drunken Clam” restaurant. We'll bet you've never tried a “Litter Bug on a stick” before!

You miserable beggar! Get yourself down to Beerburgh and have a good drink!

Crossword

Across: 1. Equipment. 3. Equipment. 4. Monster. 5. Monster. 6. Bold Artifact. 7. Artifact.
Down: 1. Skill. 2. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• Due to unknown effects of unusual temperatures on the internal structure of divine materials, all activatable items acquired today require half as much godpower for activation as usual.

• Unexpected problems in supply chain management left all equipment shops in Godville without new inventory.

Godpower Cap

17%

Ideabox News

• The Ideabox saw 65 ideas yesterday, almost all of which are printable.

• Apparently, every entry that The Mighty Stang simply looks at in the ER becomes three times better.

• It's a good thing people like Higuchi write into the ideabox, or we'd be out of a job.

Forum News

12:42 Gameplay Questions (if FAQ doesn't help)

12:29 Random Spam

11:39 [Game] The Person Above Me

11:35 [Game] The banning game

11:26 [Game] What would you do with?

Breaking News

• Looking for action? A wild Witch Hiker spotted near Dessertown has been sad and lonely without any heroic attention.

• A steep decline in morality has been noted in the “League of Adjudicators” guild. Members are causing great damage to local bars and pubs during their heroic drinking bouts. Who will stop this madness?

• Witnesses report that a Guerilla Gorilla independently and quite successfully managed to find out if one really is what one eats.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3102 gold coins -2.5%

1 Godville invite

913 gold coins -1.1%