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Grayscaled Dragon
The Grayscaled Dragon has a muscular build and can carry objects and monsters twice its size as it soars through the air. Its scales are harder than steel, but when exposed, its skin is as soft as a baby's bottom.
Famous Heroes of Godville
Aramath - 60th-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “Derp”, stands at the 83rd position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Malexia. Rumor has it that a local Schizoid Man has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.
Shisui - 47th-level adventurer, member of the “Hidden leaf village” guild, with the motto “The will of fire”, stands at the 149th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Mangeyko. She thinks that an Itch King slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Monsterdam has to offer.
Guild popularity in
15% - Harvest Moon
11% - Knights who say Ni
10% - Blue Feather
8% - Guild Name
4% - The Just Is League
4% - Slaves to Armok
4% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch
3% - League of Adjudicators
3% - ELITES
38% - (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Today, one can get an unusually good price on the black markets of Godville upon presenting a hurricane in a bottle to the first trader seen.
Those who trade in an essence of wealth today will get lots and lots of money (probably) and a bite of a fresh bun (certainly).
Ads
Feeling out of shape? Armor suddenly feeling a bit snug? Call us. 1-900-4SAURON.
The Lord of Anvils in Beerburgh will forge any piece of equipment you wish. All orders are accepted, but those for textolite shield will be backordered for about 2 weeks.
Looking for heroes able to supply required materials in sufficient quantities. The Club of Young Surgeons, “Masters of Earth and Heaven” guild's hospital basement, Beerburgh.
Game News
02/05 Keeping in Touch
01/06 Analyzing the Guilds
12/23 Achievement Unlocked
11/25 Black Friday Special
11/14 Ideabox 2.0
Breaking News
• Heroes, beware! Hordes of bloodsucking mosquitoes have attacked Herolympus. We advise you to refrain from visiting the city.
• “This Colorblind Chameleon is completely harmless!” These were the last words uttered by Keilah.
• The number of heroes hoping to find the essence of laughter increases every day.
Forum News
19:51 Chronicles reviewing
19:31 [Game] The Person Above Me
15:43 Yo lissen up son
15:41 Funny diary entries
15:39 Invite the Hero above you
Letters from our readers
[02/22 23:59] JessicaBelisle1
#godville 02:58: I was bored to tears, so I decided to take the Rosetta stone to the Tower of Babel. This should be interesting.
[02/22 23:32] SirRoryJohnston
Just when the monster thought it had won, I quickly used my bottle labeled “Drink me” and felt a lot better.Bring it on http://t.co/MlaQjDSf
[02/22 23:31] SirRoryJohnston
Equipment: Hood of an insane monk +4 http://t.co/MlaQjDSf
[02/22 23:21] michelle_still
I just checked in to Godville! http://t.co/m6c2ruFQ (via @heyzap)
Broken News
• The “Navigator Dragons” guild reports that one of their heroes can forecast the weather based on pain in an old injury. She predicts that Monsterdam will have sporadic lightning strikes throughout the day.
• Traders of Los Adminos are offering huge discounts to heroes who can demonstrate some mastery of the battle chess skill. Why? No one seems to know.
Market Quotes
1 golden brick
3253 gold coins +2.9%
1 Godville invite
1058 gold coins +16.8%
