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Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoons have a well-deserved reputation for being scavengers, emptying the inventory of many a hero when they're asleep or too inebriated to care. Despite their thieving nature, Rocky Raccoons make great company for any adventurer, even if some of them are 'a little' rabid.

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Famous Heroes of Godville

Ammius - 94th-level adventurer, member of the “Emoticonz” guild, with the motto “Adventure time!”, stands at the 34th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Azelous. His worst enemy - a Hungry Hungry Hypocrite. Favorite trophy - something that looks like a prophet margin. He is also a huge fan of Anville’s pubs.

Little Scrappy - 31st-level adventurer, with the motto “Mangler Dude”, stands at the 107th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Raising A Ruckus. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Wanted

The Undermaker is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for one newly poured golden brick.

Caught today: 32 pcs.

A Angel Of Death Metal is running amok and stealing candy from babies - will no one stop the madness?

Caught today: 44 pcs.

Guild popularity in

14% — The Forsakens Lament

11% — Harvest Moon

11% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

8% — Blue Feather

8% — Knights who say Ni

7% — New Guild Order

5% — Nautilus

4% — Wubwubber

3% — FullMetalAlchemists

29% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a pillow pet to “Bricks and Mortar” in Godville and ask for Adam77.

Found today: 5 pcs.

Traders are holding their annual “The ultimate crescent moon rock purchaser” competition. Don't miss out on this opportunity!

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Across: 1. Monster. 3. Equipment. 4. Bold Artifact. 5. Strong Monster. 6. Monster. 7. Town. 8. Artifact.
Down: 2. Artifact.

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Daily Forecast

• The staff astrologer of the Godville Times didn't show up to work. This means that we have a day without a forecast.

Godpower Cap

10%

Ideabox News

• 95 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

• Improving ideas is Benjamaster1's raison d'etre. That's why he never did anything until the ER was invented.

• Rumor has it that Carmentis lives in a box. The Ideabox.

Forum News

00:21 Fractured Light | RP

00:18 The Lab Lounge: a Place to Discuss Building a Boss-Monster, aka life after 1000 pairs

00:10 Pets?

23:57 Free Word Association Game

23:56 Fun word game!

Breaking News

• The shrines of Lostway are overrun this week with fraternizing heroes.

• “So, we finally meet, Prince of Dorkness!” - these were the last words of Valim, before he stepped on a rake.

• It’s strange, but all the daily news of Godville magically fits onto a single page of our newspaper!

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3243 gold coins 1.7%

1 Godville invite

900 gold coins -3.5%