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Temple

Temples are large places of worship where heroes can go to pray to their gods. These gods, though, must be appeased and therefore demand that their temples be built of gold, which makes the lives of heroes so much tougher.

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Famous Heroes

Starburst Twinkies 136th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I think, there4 I am dumb”, stands at the 13th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Fumanchu888. We've had many reports that a Chili Con Carnivore has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter.

Noel18 67th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “ Respect is earned 丯”, stands at the 105th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Cressida13. She thinks that a R2 Detour slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Nothingham has to offer.

Wanted

A wretched Antihero has been seen fouling the pavements of Godville. Catch this miscreant and be rewarded.

a Trained Dummy is wanted for randomly being placed in this newspaper article. Exchange its proof of death for a worthy reward.

Guild Spotlight

7 Deadly Sins is a guild ranked 30th in the pantheon of duelery, consisting of 40 heroes and heroines. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “unforgiven”. Trespassing is not forbidden, but the guild will not be held responsible for the loss of any health points.

sowing Sun is a heroic horde of 39 heads located around the 76th place in the pantheon of unity. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “prominence”. If this guild were a settlement, then Bosswell would be its sister town.

Guild popularity in

11% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

11% — Harvest Moon

10% — Guild Name

8% — Blue Feather

8% — Knights who say Ni

7% — The Forsakens Lament

4% — Nautilus

3% — Nazgûls

3% — 42 - THE answer!

35% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a final aid kit to “Second Chance” in Godville and ask for Starburst Twinkies.

Found today: 1 pcs.

Wanted: the daily special! We're holding an exclusive one-time re-purchase of this artifact for our limitless reserves. Act now while this offer lasts! “Glittery Goods” shop.

Ads

Looking for heroes able to supply required materials in sufficient quantities. The Club of Young Surgeons, “Chaos Knights” guild's hospital basement, Newland.

Buy an armor repair coupon and get a loaf of meat for free. Smith the Blacksmith.

The “Animal House” guild is looking for a professional forum troll with no message limit.

Crossword

Across: 3. Artifact. 4. Monster. 5. Bold Artifact. 6. Monster. 7. Strong Monster.
Down: 1. Equipment. 2. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• The daily assembly of astrologers proclaimed that today's disposition of planets doesn't promise anything bad ...or good, for that matter.

Godpower Cap

13%

Ideabox News

• 65 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

• It's reported that SourceRunner can improve ideas even with her eyes closed.

• What has Frashman been doing? He has been helping in the Ideabox, duh.

Forum News

21:40 Black box reward chances

21:24 Free Word Association Game

21:07 Acronym game

21:05 Fun word game!

21:03 CHAIN REACTION

Broken News

• The “Legion of the Dead” guild was awarded with an engraved golden ladle in recognition of their efforts to feed the homeless. A caravan of tramps from neighboring cities is expected to arrive by nightfall.

• “You can’t imagine how badly I want this job, but position is already occupied...”, complained the R2 Detour, eager to be Monster of the Day.

• A caravan loaded with golden bricks has been stolen by unknown thieves heading off in an equally unknown direction.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

5854 gold coins -5.6%

1 golden brick

3182 gold coins -1.5%

1 Godville invite

1041 gold coins -2.4%