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Arena

This world-renowned amphitheatre is located in Godville. The arena is the place where heroes fight each other for the glory of their gods and the enjoyment of the audience. The age-old gladiator battle still lives in the modern age.

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Famous Heroes

Bluewind 90th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Cat says m[R]rk 🎲 🐾丯”, stands at the 45th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Blue Cat. Her worst enemy — a Spraying Mantis. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a no-thank-you note. She is also a huge fan of Herolympus’s pubs.

Forretrio 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “The angel of darkness >_<”, stands at the 124th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Saturio. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

Wanted

Today, the head of the Formaldehydra can be exchanged for a worthy reward and a free pass to a public bathhouse.

Caught today: 29 pcs.

The Battlesheep is wanted for painting all the lemons in town orange.

Caught today: 47 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Godville Royalty is a heroic horde of 30 heads located around the 14th place in the pantheon of duelery. This guild specializes in how to plant evidence in the monster's garden.

Arbitrary is a guild ranked 91st in the pantheon of unity, consisting of 33 heroes and heroines. They call themselves “puppetmaster”. Can you imagine that? The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.

Guild popularity in

23% — Harvest Moon

10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

8% — Ober Tour And Travel

6% — Blue Feather

3% — ARM to Hand

2% — Genesis

2% — Legion of the Dead

1% — Pirates of Dark Water

1% — New eras

44% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

“Tool 🛠 Shoppe” and Zinna are personally buying up a dragon egg incubator in unlimited quantities. Hurry up.

Found today: 47 pcs.

The fibre from some canned heat can be used to make durable, high quality adventuring gear. Bearers of this valuable hide may exchange it for some cash at any local equipment store.

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Down: 1. Monster. 2. Monster.

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Daily Forecast

• A bright sparkling Pisces constellation is a sign of a good catch. Heroes are more likely to fish today.

• Report from Monster Keeping Services: due to the planned maintenance of usual monster resurrection spots, monsters could self-resurrect at the place of their deaths. Beware.

Godpower Cap

15%

Ideabox News

• Interesting fact: 92 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox in the last 24 hours and 49 ideas went into the ER.

Cotzbalam says that yes, his ER correction skills are innate reflexes, and no, he will not autograph the reporter's t-shirt.

• Having lost his limbo stick, Echolicious is making the most of his imagination.

Forum News

00:36 Flame Lounge Karaoke: Current song: Whatever you feel like singing!

00:35 Free Word Association Game

00:35 [Game] Pepsi or Coke?

00:34 20 Questions Game

00:33 [Game] The Person Above Me

Breaking News

• The mark of a true hero is their ability to get a stable job working with horses on their first attempt.

• Heroes practicing the “homesickness” skill can achieve quite unexpected results if they can figure out how to integrate a couple dozen gold coins into their usual routine.

• The deputy guild master of the “The 4th Wall” guild has been accused of stealing the monthly stock of iodine solution from the warehouses of Dessertown. The guild master of that guild refused to comment on this story.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3258 gold coins 0.8%

1 Godville invite

982 gold coins -8.2%