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The Firefox was once native to almost every land, which is why some old paintings depict it wrapping itself around the entire planet...

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Famous Heroes

Soxa - 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “🌜Loonie Moonie🌛”, stands at the 3rd position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Empress Kerry. She always wanted to leave no stone unturned, but never found the time.

Evil Professor Bunny - 73rd-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “Rabid's li'l Bro'”, stands at the 154th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Vice Versa. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

Wanted

Not wanted at all: Gummy Wyrm. Anyone who gets rid of it will be rewarded with a free outfit upgrade coupon.

Caught today: 236 pcs.

Today, the head of the Mega Pixel can be exchanged for one newly poured golden brick and a free pass to a public bathhouse.

Caught today: 176 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Organization XIII is a heroic horde of 35 heads located around the 40th place in the pantheon of popularity. “somebody” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.

FNG is a heroic horde of 42 heads located around the 90th place in the pantheon of popularity. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sang by each member independently.

Guild popularity in

13% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

13% — The Forsakens Lament

11% — Nautilus

9% — Arkhein

7% — Knights who say Ni

7% — Blue Feather

5% — Harvest Moon

5% — Band Of Brothers

3% — Guild Name

27% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying a Bertrand's teapot at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “Mo 'n Mo” shop. Just ask for Timia.

Found today: 46 pcs.

Those who trade in a gopher wood brick today will get lots of money (certainly) and a bite of a fresh bun (probably).

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Down: 1. Artifact. 2. Artifact. 4. Artifact.

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Daily Forecast

• Astrologers proclaimed a holiday and flatly refused to give a forecast.

Godpower Cap

26%

Ideabox News

• According to rumor, the Ideabox will take almost any old submission these days. Yesterday, it took 129 ideas.

• Eyewitnesses say that Q7M was spotted working in the Enhancement Room. Woohoo!

• Popular consensus is that Haemoglobin's genius knows no bounds.

Forum News

15:01 [Game] The Person Above Me

14:48 Time to Tell Truths

14:44 3 word story.

14:44 Tell me a story in 6 words

14:40 [Game] Would You Rather...?

Breaking News

• Analysts report that in the presence of an empty dish, even a Murdersquito could be a small fish.

• Bookies are taking bets on the number of daredevils who will die trying to be the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time.

• For its extremely original name the “Pony Topic” guild was awarded with an honorable mention in the form of this newspaper notice.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3294 gold coins 0.4%

1 Godville invite

1069 gold coins 0.7%