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Trollbridge

The main feature of the town is a lonely bridge across a shallow, treacherous river in a deep valley. The troll who inhabits a nearby cave sometimes taxes those crossing the bridge, and those who refuse to pay are clubbed to death. This is the origin of the age-old tradition of trolls under bridges.

Famous Heroes of Godville

Giada Lamour - 97th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Will Hero for Snacks!”, stands at the 93rd position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Belgaleen. Rumor has it that a local Paranormal Activist has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.

Saleena - 76th-level adventurer, member of the “Animal House” guild, with the motto “be good or be good at it”, stands at the 170th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Ralyna. She is deeply gratified by her place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

Wanted

The Cliff Hanger, slowly boiled in its own juices, is one of the finest delicacies of this culinary season! The chef of the “Drunken Clam” restaurant is offering 2600 gold coins for each carcass delivered.

Caught today: 16 pcs.

A sneaky Were-Panther crept into the Tradeburg mayor’s home and put out the fire in the fireplace. Proof of punishment of this villain can be exchanged for 1800 gold coins.

Caught today: 15 pcs.

Guild popularity in

22% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

19% - Knights who say Ni

15% - Harvest Moon

8% - Blue Feather

5% - DraGoons Of Pretentious E...

3% - Guild Name

3% - Battlefield Friends

2% - Evening Star Society

2% - Hug Central

21% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Special offer from the black markets of Godville - get an unusually good price upon presenting an ACME monster trap to the first trader you meet. This offer won't last long!

Those who trade in a golden fiddle today will get lots of money (certainly) and a bite of a fresh bun (probably).

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Daily Forecast

• Prophets reported the successful cleaning of the ether channels, which is rumored to increase the efficiency of all temple prayers for today.

• Meteorologists claim that today's ruthlessly glaring sun could cause mass loss of mind, eyesight or artifacts.

Ideabox News

• Approximately 146 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 66 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.

• It's reported that The It Girl can improve ideas even with her eyes closed.

• Some of the ideas under voting are there thanks to Gadlion. Applause!

Forum News

22:50 Count as high as possible!

22:22 What are you listening to right now?

22:20 3 word story.

22:19 [Game] The Person Above Me

22:12 The sandwich game

Breaking News

• Researchers have been sent to investigate a claim that the shadow of a Godville Administrator is shaped like the cosmos, but none have returned to verify the story.

• Visitors to Godville are reminded that pickpocketing is rife, particularly in the vicinity of PettyCrime Alley.

• Witnesses report that members of the “Brotherhood of Steel” guild were seen taking cutlets away from children and coffee beans from local residents.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3268 gold coins 4.3%

1 Godville invite

1035 gold coins 11.5%