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Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoons have a well-deserved reputation for being scavengers, emptying the inventory of many a hero when they're asleep or too inebriated to care. Despite their thieving nature, Rocky Raccoons make great company for any adventurer, even if some of them are 'a little' rabid.

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Famous Heroes

Kurick 125th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, stands at the 33rd position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Jessterbal. He's asking someone to trap a mime in an invisible box and report the results via express mail.

Markoth 111th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “For the Glory of Rosu!”, stands at the 182nd position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Rosu. His worst enemy — a Nuclear Watchdog. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a conspiracy theory. He is also a huge fan of Trollbridge’s pubs.

Wanted

Chefs all over are quickly running out of Nerd of Steel meat due to the latest diet fad. They are offering heroes a worthy reward for any portions they come across.

Caught today: 225 pcs.

The Criminal Master Mime is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for 2000 gold coins.

Caught today: 280 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

VeGaS is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 44th place in the pantheon of adventure. Rumor says there are about 28 of them. “majesty” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.

Evil Inc is a bunch of heroes and heroines occupying 93rd place in the pantheon of popularity. Rumor says there are about 33 of them. “legend” — that's how elites of this guild like to call themselves. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.

Guild popularity in

15% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

10% — The Forsakens Lament

8% — no guild

8% — Harvest Moon

7% — We Are Atheists

7% — Blue Feather

6% — Fang of The Fox, Claw of ...

2% — Guild Name

2% — Evening Star Society

35% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Buying nonsense sensor at five times the normal cost! Godville's one and only “Parth and Parce” shop. Just ask for Nemesis.

Found today: 23 pcs.

Wanted: a portable quest generator. Don't just stand there — sell, sell, sell!

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Hero not understanding your voice? Problem with articulating your thoughts clearly? Speak with a strong accent? We're here to help! Storm cloud over Herolympus.

Crossword

Across: 3. Boss-Monster. 5. Monster. 7. Skill. 8. Monster. 9. Town.
Down: 1. Artifact. 2. Monster. 4. Monster. 6. Equipment.

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Daily Forecast

• Abnormal solar winds cause all auras to be half as long as usual.

• A rainbow in Pisces constellation is a sign of a good catch. Heroes are more likely to fish today.

Godpower Cap

13%

Ideabox News

• Got any ideas? Send them in — there were only 110 ideas suggested yesterday.

• According to reports, honored ER contributor Tlazolteteo makes everything better. Especially new ideas.

Just Some Nonce is responsible for many of today's Ideabox innovations.

Forum News

05:39 Do gods believe in God(s)?

04:38 Dungeoning Time

04:24 20 Questions, More Like a Zillion

04:11 Bugs and Glitches

04:05 Gameplay Questions (if FAQ doesn't help)

Breaking News

• Sacrificing a couple dozen golden bricks can quickly give a hero proficiency in the “brain dilution” skill. However, no one seems to be interested.

• Heroes from the “OverWorld” guild captured Godville's distillery five days ago, yet still have not stated their demands.

• According to the determined decision of authoritative experts some assistance from Necro1 god should result in some extremely beautiful lightning displays.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3224 gold coins 2.3%

1 Godville invite

972 gold coins 1.8%