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Gold is considered the holiest of materials, though not the rarest, and has been since the beginning of civilization. It is very nonreactive (it's a noble metal) and as such can stand up to the might of the elements (nobody wants their temple to fall down).

Famous Heroes of Godville

Liir - 80th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Daydreamer of the Moon☾”, stands at the 84th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Mused. We've had many reports that a Mortal Wombat has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

Melodee - 67th-level adventurer, with the motto “I need more shoes!”, stands at the 192nd position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Rawls. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.

Wanted

The Giant Enemy Crab has illegally gotten into the newspaper! The Godville Times offers a free outfit upgrade coupon in exchange for an interview with the vile creature.

Caught today: 179 pcs.

The Thirteenth Apostate is on the verge of extinction! Merchants will offer 2600 gold coins for its rare hide.

Caught today: 105 pcs.

Guild popularity in

15% - Harvest Moon

13% - Blue Feather

11% - Knights who say Ni

10% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

8% - Cows with Guns

5% - Guild Name

5% - Guardians of the Arx

5% - Companions of the Nine

4% - Slaves to Armok

24% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Today only! Each deep space heater can be exchanged for triple the regular market value and a wide smile from the trader.

Special offer from the black markets of Godville - get an unusually good price upon presenting an astral projector to the first trader you meet. This offer won't last long!

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Daily Forecast

• First Dueling season is over, congratulations to all the fighters! In the new season the Duelers pantheon will be split into two - one pantheon for the heroes with temple and another one for those who are still building it.

• Rumors of impending volcanic eruption caused all underground creatures to move closer to the surface. Finding an underground monster lair today should be more likely than usual.

• Unexpected noise levels in the higher layers of the atmosphere could decrease godvoice hearing conditions on the surface.

Ideabox News

• 114 ideas were voted in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.

• An honored ER frequenter, Zarquon, claims that improving ideas is not painful really.

• The humble god The One Truth set a good example for others by both submitting and voting for ideas.

Forum News

15:07 Misunderstood, yet brilliant ideas (read first post for FAQ)

14:08 20 Questions Game

14:06 Story Time!

13:04 Wanted Content

11:29 [Game] The Person Above Me

Breaking News

• Tragedy in the arena: the crowds in the left stand started a wave, causing three people to drown.

• Leading philosophers believe that every hero has to learn to spell 'live evil' backwards a few times during their career.

• Those using the “golden vein” skill within the city limits of Unspecifiedistan as enthusiastically as they did last week had better start saving money for treatment.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3220 gold coins 1.6%

1 Godville invite

1057 gold coins 9.1%