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Probability

The Great Random - a mysterious force which permeates the very essence of Godville and is often treated as a deity in itself. The majority of in-game events occur randomly.

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Famous Heroes of Godville

Godemperor Karl Fritz - 29th-level adventurer, member of the “The Forsakens Lament” guild, with the motto “Rule them all!”, stands at the 44th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Exekutor. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

Baron Skoogh - 79th-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “I have the weirdest boner”, stands at the 102nd position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Not That Evil Cthulhu. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

Wanted

Confused heroes who are unsure of what to do with the remains of a slain Holykeeper are encouraged to drop them off at town recycling centre in exchange for a handsome reward - 2100 gold coins.

Caught today: 181 pcs.

The Caterpillar of Strength has illegally gotten into the newspaper! The Godville Times offers one newly poured golden brick in exchange for an interview with the vile creature.

Caught today: 341 pcs.

Guild popularity in

33% — Harvest Moon

14% — Knights who say Ni

11% — Nautilus

10% — Blue Feather

9% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

2% — The Forsakens Lament

1% — Flight of the Dragon

1% — A Minor Troupe Majoring i...

1% — Blue Sun Travel

18% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring a dimensional destabilizer to “Bricks and Mortar” in Godville and ask for Dadamighty.

Found today: 128 pcs.

If a Polardroid leaves behind a backstage pass - grab it and run to the nearest trader immediately!

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Down: 1. Equipment. 2. Artifact.

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Daily Forecast

• Due to lack of divine miracles, even simple feats could impress townsfolk and increase guild fame in towns today.

• A strong magnetic field in the capital lures all the heroes. Today all roads lead to Godville. Literally.

Godpower Cap

16%

Ideabox News

• Interesting fact: 75 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox in the last 24 hours and 63 ideas went into the ER.

• Warning: OMNITONY is busy in the ER, enhancing ideas left and right!

• Today's Ideabox dupes are brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

Forum News

20:37 Cracked Realms [RP] (Run by Roahon and Swiftshadow) STARTED

20:28 Failed attempt at humor. Please ignore this thread.

20:26 Summoner RP ( Run By Kamikazzy , Helped by Torray )

20:23 Interesting coincidences

20:21 100 brick countdown

Breaking News

• Astrologers from the “seven winds home” guild reassure us that the future is almost here.

• Leading philosophers believe that every hero has to find a test for litmus paper a few times during their career.

• More and more heroes are digging large holes in their search for treasure. Road services kindly asks adventurers to cover the excavation pits with either sewer manholes or fresh monster corpses.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3152 gold coins -0.6%

1 Godville invite

945 gold coins -9.2%