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Probability

The Great Random - a mysterious force which permeates the very essence of Godville and is often treated as a deity in itself. The majority of in-game events occur randomly.

Famous Heroes of Godville

Jeff Albertson - 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “worst motto ever!”, stands at the 98th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Comic Book Guy. He always wanted to let the cat out of the bag, but never found the time.

Proximity - 47th-level adventurer, with the motto “Something short and witty”, stands at the 192nd position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Proxes. Rumor has it that a local E-book Worm has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

Wanted

The Epic Flailer is wanted by the Godville Admins for evading the tax on trophies. Each carcass can be exchanged for a free outfit upgrade coupon.

Caught today: 275 pcs.

The Whambulance Driver has illegally gotten into the newspaper! The Godville Times offers a free outfit upgrade coupon in exchange for an interview with the vile creature.

Caught today: 439 pcs.

Guild popularity in

21% - Blue Feather

17% - Harvest Moon

14% - Ankh-Morpork City Watch

3% - happy guild

3% - Knights who say Ni

2% - 502 Bad Gateway

2% - League of Adjudicators

2% - Smiters Anonymous

1% - Meanderthals

35% - (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Those who trade in a déjà voodoo doll today will get lots of money (certainly) and a bite of a fresh bun (probably).

Special offer from the black markets of Godville - get an unusually good price upon presenting an eye of the storm to the first trader you meet. This offer won't last long!

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Across: 1. Artifact. 3. Artifact. 4. Artifact. 6. Monster. 7. Strong Monster. 8. Monster.
Down: 1. Equipment. 2. Monster. 5. Monster.

Please login to solve the crossword.

Daily Forecast

• Daily News Analysts foretold a new financial crisis, which caused impressionable boss-monsters to carry more gold today than usual.

• Unusual solar winds cause all auras to be half as long as usual.

Ideabox News

• 162 ideas were voted in the Ideabox since the last issue of this newspaper.

• There is an opinion that Goddy B should get some credit for his content enhancements yesterday.

Charli Bambaki has so many good ideas that they simply have to be shared with all and sundry.

Forum News

15:26 Fun word game!

15:25 Free Word Association Game

11:31 Invite the Hero above you

09:32 Misunderstood, yet brilliant ideas (read first post for FAQ)

08:35 Acronym game

Breaking News

• Valiant guards from the city of Unspecifiedistan seized a large shipment of almost real golden bricks stolen from the underground warehouse. A Cluster Duck was arrested on suspicion and is likely to be sent for psychiatric treatment.

• Today, Snavelet, following an order from his god, used a teleportation scroll and suddenly found himself right in the middle of the women's sauna.

• A brainstorm has swept over the city of Los Demonos. Residents are in a panic. The good gods are trying to mitigate the consequences of this horrific weather event.

Market Quotes

1 golden brick

3113 gold coins -1.3%

1 Godville invite

986 gold coins 9.4%