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Grayscaled Dragon

The Grayscaled Dragon has a muscular build and can carry objects and monsters twice its size as it soars through the air. Its scales are harder than steel, but when exposed, its skin is as soft as a baby's bottom.

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Famous Heroes

Kawaii-nya-chan 100th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Earning coins”, stands at the 61st position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Hildegarda-chan. She always wanted to prove that all endings are beginnings, but never found the time.

Nbl 129th-level adventurer, member of the “Cult of the Sparkle Pony” guild, with the motto “Confetti- Rob a Bank”, stands at the 103rd position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the god God Nischal. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Wanted

Sumo Ninja is wanted for being excessively handsome. Exchange proof of death for 2800 gold coins.

Caught today: 138 pcs.

A deviant Panzer Dragon helped an old lady cross the street and is now wanted for violating social norms. The reward is a worthy reward.

Caught today: 164 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Hug Central is a heroic horde of 24 heads located around the 14th place in the pantheon of Unity. Elites of this guild like to call themselves “huggernaut”. Their totem monster is the elegant Love Bug. High-ranking members have the same secret tattoo in an undisclosed location.

Let it be known that the 8 members of branchists are some pretty cool guys. Elites of this guild like to call themselves “roots”. If this guild were a settlement, then Underwhere would be its sister town.

Guild popularity in

12% — Guild Name

11% — Blue Feather

11% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

10% — Harvest Moon

9% — Knights who say Ni

5% — Menace & Co

2% — New Guild Order

2% — Angels of Anarchy

1% — wadhurst

37% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Will pay five times your trophy's value. Bring an arena ticket to “Stuff and Things” in Godville and ask for Boy Willie.

Found today: 55 pcs.

Limited supply of an eerie silence generator and high level of demand are causing prices to soar. Sell now, sell high!

Found today: 48 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Abnormal solar winds cause all auras to be half as long as usual.

• Disturbances in subtle materials caused an increase in the paranormal abilities of traders. All heroes are advised to pay attention, as today they're more likely to be fooled during a sale.

Godpower Cap

19%

Ideabox News

• 53 ideas entries were sent to the Ideabox yesterday. Does no one have a real life?

Bibliophile finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, she promises to continue to do it.

• Looks like Adje has an idea for every occasion.

Forum News

05:29 Crossword & KYM Hints

05:23 [Game] The banning game

03:20 Free Word Association Game

03:18 CHAIN REACTION

03:16 Acronym game

Broken News

• An Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery. He is currently being held in a dura cell.

• Heroes tired of waiting in line for the arena tried to create a new one, but quickly dropped the idea after being spanked by judges.

• For its extremely original name the “legion of doom” guild was awarded with an honorable mention in the form of this newspaper notice.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

11216 gold coins -6.9%

1 Godville invite

944 gold coins -14.1%