Jack of All Trades

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Godville, Jun 01 2015

A new development in the Godville’s Economy. Just after few years of relentless savings a hero guided by Kingdada managed to collect the first ever retirement fund (which btw consists of thirty-freaking-million gold coins). You may be wondering what in Godville could cost that much and who can possible have this kind of money?

Traders, of course! These are the people managing millions day-in and day-out, profiting off the artifact circulation. They cheat and swindle our poor champions every day while calling it a “service” and being in that business sure costs money. So, what could be a better investment for a run-down hero than a long overdue right to rest and leisure.

By buying a trading shop and jumping into a merchant’s skin a hero gets a new way to lead his life. All his usual trade-pray-rest-sleep duties can now be done at one place – somewhere around a cash register. Other heroes will come to sell their stuff, some monster will drop by to buy it. Also, he finally can sell his knocked tooth to some other trader for profit! Sure he can get a tax audit once in while, but that won’t stop him from being happy, because now he has a trade level counter and he does’t even have to lift up his butt!

But what about the god? He can now send his hero to do the trade or throw him back into battlefields. Also, he gets some leverage over Godville goods markets, with the new ability to place orders on the wanted items in Godville Times. And since the god has this 2-in-1 kind of a trader-hero thing he can now have up to 200% godpower to rule them all.

Let’s congratulate Kingdada, shall we?

Comments (149)
Kn0wm0re Jun 01 2015 13:41
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Has there ever been a revolution against capitalism in Godville?

Pondimonium 4 Jun 01 2015 13:41
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Congrats!!

Ayef 4 Jun 01 2015 13:42
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gratz)

High king of undies 4 Jun 01 2015 13:43
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Congratz!!

Artsonian 6 Jun 01 2015 13:43
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Congrats doesn’t even begin to express it, dear friend. Good work!!!!!!!

Devwoman18 Jun 01 2015 13:49
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Remember to watch over your shoulder cuz I’m coming… ;) Congrats Hun. You are always one to set the bar and one we always can look up to!!

Theraphosa 4 Jun 01 2015 13:49
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Congratulations!!! Can anyone tell me how you get your hero to save money like that? That’s amazing

Theraphosa 4 Jun 01 2015 13:49
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Congratulations!!! Can anyone tell me how you get your hero to save money like that? That’s amazing

Ladyas 4 Jun 01 2015 13:50
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Good Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stan The Man 5 Jun 01 2015 14:07
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Yay king! Finally made it

Katie Scarlett Jun 01 2015 14:07
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Congrats and I’m hoping Kingdada you will carry some specialities in your shop that I really do miss! Grits for starters :)

No 0ne Jun 01 2015 14:13
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Well done kingdada!

Lord Ampurvios Jun 01 2015 14:14
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Great job king!!!

Randomgodname2k14 Jun 01 2015 14:14
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Gz well done

Keleios 6 Jun 01 2015 14:15
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Congratulation king! What a day!

Srada Midenight Jun 01 2015 14:25
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Congratulations on being the first to reach that stage of the game!

Thorbjoern 5 Jun 01 2015 14:26
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Congrats Kingdada!

Bust It Baby 6 Jun 01 2015 14:39
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Congrats! Now that you’re retired you can kick back and start collecting off of your 401k.

Iduna Jun 01 2015 14:41
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Congrats Kingdada and remember my heroine is a poor sad thing don’t take too much advantage of her just kidding!

The m1ghty Jun 01 2015 14:46
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Congratulations Kingdada!

Also, I’m pretty sure that you meant Kingdada and not KindDada

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