Lord Wafflington

level 90

ᾧaffles for the ᾧorld!

Age 6 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 306 thousand
Death Count 132
Wins / Losses 18 / 26
Temple Completed at 03/17/2014
Ark Completed at 08/23/2015 (218.2%)
Twos of Every Kind 711m, 653f (65.3%)
Savings 9M, 617k (32.1%)
Pet Alpha centaur Simba 21st level


Weapon Mega-Soaker 2000 +100
Shield chariot wheel hubcap +98
Head choke collar +99
Body out-of-tunic +99
Arms neighborhood watch +99
Legs containment breeches +100
Talisman black box recorder +100


  • falcon punch level 96
  • elbow bite level 92
  • spoon-bending level 74
  • golden vein level 71
  • iron vortex level 71
  • deafening snore level 71
  • self-cloning level 71
  • swoop of the smith level 52
  • seasickness level 46
  • menacing glance level 41




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

This hero, Lord Wafflington, tells a tale of woe and horror and general failure. Yet still he soldiers on, taking the world of GodVille by storm and staying true to his name. He is the prophet of the Infinity Waffles, travelling GodVille and preaching waffles to the world, hoping that some day, the rest of the world can be taught to love waffles as much as Stickyorder tells him he has to.

Before he became such a devoted prophet of waffles, Lord Wafflington was known as Ezio Pesto, whom was a kind-hearted, but very unlucky and unheroic hero. However, all this has changed since the kind and tender care of Stickyorder has caused him to become Lord Wafflington and gives him access to the Infinity Waffles HQ. So, when he isn’t busy fulfilling the description of him in the first paragraph, Lord Wafflington does have a place to relax and eat gorgeous waffles ordered from the Waffle Wednesday Menu. Feel free to join us at the Infinity Waffles!


Lord Wafflington has always wanted a companion, and went through three or four, but somewhat failed to learn that, unlike heroes, they cannot live on an alcoholic diet, and they do need to be washed occasionally. These first few pets were quickly released back into the wild to avoid further mistreatment. Eventually, Lord Wafflington “tamed” a beast who could not be mistreated – indeed, it was more likely to mistreat him. Felix, the Double Dragon, is less of a pet, and more of a companion than any person or monster that Lord Wafflington had ever encountered, and besides – who was he to tell a Double Dragon that they couldn’t tag along? Since then, they have become close friends, and have aged together, learning (slowly) and adventuring.

With the desire to get the animalist achievement and the strange festive event from a far-away religion, and Stickyorder’s express permission to partake in this event, Felix has been given a break in the ark. He will return to continue his leveling, but for now Lord Wafflington is enduring the stratchs and scuffles that come with taming and levelling a Santa Claws.

FYI: Stickyorder is my main account, and my only current alternate account is Stickychaos. Feel free to contact via private messaging, I’m currently in the UK if you want an idea of my time zone. I’m very active on Godville, so I should respond quickly! This is my non-duelling account, but I am trying to complete the coaching achievement, so please contact me if you wish to spar.