Hero

Me3713 792

level 158
trader level 15

Get on, in, off, and out.

Age 6 years 11 months
Personality wicked
Guild Harvest Moon
(sickpuppy)
Monsters Killed about 522 thousand
Death Count 1
Wins / Losses 654 / 235
Temple Completed at 01/12/2019
Ark Completed at 10/20/2019 (536.3%)
Pairs Gathered at 01/31/2021
Book Written at 01/01/2023
Souls Completed at 09/20/2024
Shop “Thousand Things”
Pet Lava lamb Koda 51st level
Boss Balrogue with 400% of power

Equipment

Weapon plot armor breaker +170
Shield light barrier +161
Head twin beaks +173
Body dress of success +169
Arms arbitration claws +164
Legs stalagtights +168
Talisman all-purpose amulet +171

Skills

  • homesickness level 203
  • navel clamp level 192
  • win on points level 187
  • swear-o-matic level 183
  • falcon punch level 180
  • shiny heels level 176
  • mega-bite level 176
  • spontaneous combustion level 174
  • full throttle level 170
  • electrostatic discharge level 162

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Have bosses' horn and hoof in inventory simultaneously
  • ⓶ Complete and turn in two side jobs within 24 hours
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓶ Find dungeon treasure after defeating exactly 5 bosses
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme

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Pantheons

Gratitude79
Might27
Templehood28805
Gladiatorship195
Storytelling56
Mastery12
Taming390
Survival14
Savings180
Destruction343
Arkeology667
Catch1852
Wordcraft487
Soulfulness17
Unity3
Popularity4
Duelery2
Adventure2

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Dueler
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Fiend
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Invincible
  • Honored Miner
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Seadog
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Champion, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scientist, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Soulcatcher, 1st rank
  • Coach, 2nd rank
  • Hotshot, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I amnotso very very random.

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Occasionally I transfer some chronicles to my wiki. It has a lot of stuff.

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Heroes are complete idiots. They do it for the heroin(e)s.

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Birthday is December 12, 2017 – saying happy birthday in 2024 earned 13% experience, or approximately 14.5 million points, at level 158

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June 6, 2021
Me3713 — 119th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Get on, in, off, and out.”, stands at the 77th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Me3713. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

November 23, 2021 Day 4216 g.e.
Me3713 — 126th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Get on, in, off, and out.”, stands at the 9th position in the pantheon of Survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Me3713. His worst enemy — a Mad Scientist. Favorite trophy — something that looks like an achieve mint. He is also a huge fan of San Satanos’s pubs.

I’ve been in the paper other times, as have my alts and the guild in which my alts are the only members.

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| Duels | past duels are on wiki

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25 Sep 2019 Interesting High Stakes dungeon

step 62
Me3713 sent a chain lightning and fried the whole team.

Me3713 shouted, “Go south (↓)”.

The heroes lock arms and can-can their way south. This room looks like a cathedral, complete with stained glass windows and warm rays of sunshine filtering down to a fixed point: a single, massive, treasure chest.

This campaign is over for the now-unconscious Fearferro. Due to the lack of healthy heroes, the panic-struck team loses its confidence and calls for a rescue tow truck.

The defeated team of heroes was carried to the surface by dungeon janitors. They were charged a hefty fee of gold and trophies.

Although successful, meaning treasure was reached, I did not get a log for the ark, any gold, or any items, despite having only 8 of 45 inventory slots being used. The fight chronicles also do not have a check mark next to it like successful dungeons.

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Thanks to Ngma for the following origin of Me3713: only pretends to be a selfish and narcissistic bustard, putting his ego on open display with a capital letter, even. But the string of numerals trailing his big head actually serves an additional purpose besides differentiating him from everyone else who’re just like him; they belie his repressed feelings for other people (woah). The seemingly meaningless string of numbers that nobody else can remember actually stands for his mother’s birthday, his father’s social security number, and his girlfriend’s ideal age bra size.

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11 Dec 2018
06:29 PM in guild chat Woody Pecker  said, “@Me3713, how I wish you would talk more…”

09:32 PM Woody Pecker said, “I was right about wishing that @Me3713 talks more”

For now, Woody, for now.

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From the chronicles of Divinicus Mortalus | Xavidad
12/24/19 – “Feliz Xavidad” – Me3713! Fantastic!
(Me3, an amazing God, ridiculously diligent in his record keeping.)

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Season 20: Apr. – Jun. 2019 Juniors duelers champion (with an alt)

Season 21: Jul. – Sep. 2019 Seniors duelers champion

5 Nov 2019 Harvest Moon’s Beat The Bosses champion

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16 Jan 2024 My first 3 bosscoin datamine run was “all bits are visible and locked”

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Completed savings November 9, 2021

Shop name cannot be Замок.

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Missed noticing quest 3713, so instead quest 3733 on November 1, 2024: Be the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time. – Fitting.

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| Pantheon Equations |
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Dueler Points Gained or Lost
E = 1 / (1 + 10 ((you – them) / 400))
New Rating = Old Rating ± 25Е

This table is a good rule of thumb. It assumes you win. Changes may be off by ±.1 due to rounding.

¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
You – Them	Change
700		0.4
600		0.8
500		1.3
400		2.3
300		3.8
200		6
100		9
0		12.5
–100		16
–200		19
–300		21.2
–400		22.7
–500		23.7
–600		24.2
–700		24.6
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Gladiatorship Points =
(W² + WL) / (L + 1.5)
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Mastery score = 4.2857(sum of equipment bonuses + 77) + 10(sum of skill levels)
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Survival score = monsters killed / (deaths+1)

This is an incorrect equation because it does not account for pets. As long as you have a pet and it doesn’t get knocked out for too long the equation works, so take care of your pets.
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| Cooldown Times In Minutes |

roadside trader: 720
fishing: 180 (unless good fishing day and/or baiting aura)
random shout gp boost: 60
dig boss: 60
temple bonus: 60 from entering Godville
temple blue brick: 480
temple log: 660

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Wanted lab bosses

1. Balrogue – 400% awakened December 29, 2023
2. Satyrant – no longer working on
3. Ducktator – 236% awakened January 30, 2021

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For these hints in dungeons:

✵ – 19+ steps (freezing)
❄ – 14-18 steps (cold)
☁ – 10-13 steps (mild)
♨ – 6-9 steps (warm)
☀ – 3-5 steps (hot)
✺ – 1-2 steps (burning)

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Savings towns:
Bad Gateway 1/1
Beerburgh 1/2
Herolympus 1/2
Newland 1/2
Bumchester 2/2
El Herado 2/2
Herowin 2/2
Los Adminos 2/2

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Order of operations in towns:
Heal › Sell › Buy › Save/Waste › Sleep › Pray

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Get large amounts of gold in Tradeburg with an aura of huckstering and a full inventory.

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Many thanks and blessings go to several people for their help in various ways. These include, but are not limited to, in no particular order:

Ngma

Woody Pecker

Ypchua

Hairplug4men

Cham Almighty

They each know what they’ve done.

Some info has been taken from others’ chronicles.
Equations for Duelers and Gladiatorship are from Haylie
Cooldown timers are from Tsarczar
I forget exactly where I found the Mastery score equation, but somewhere on the wiki.

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Many people seem to be afraid of the Punish button. Encouraging against leeching bosses is selfish. Do it only enough to stay alive. Punishing sweeping bosses shows you’re a team player, but be careful so you don’t die.

Few will learn how punishing can save them godpower.

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This game will punish you for paying attention.

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