Tree Penetrator 5

level 117
trader level 6

Am Russian & know u r not

Age 6 years 4 months
Personality wicked
Guild Harvest Moon
Monsters Killed about 350 thousand
Death Count 153
Wins / Losses 859 / 663 (cheater)
Temple Completed at 01/21/2015
Ark Completed at 04/05/2016 (466.1%)
Pairs Gathered at 06/01/2018
Words in Book 14.7%
Shop “Bricks and Mortar”
Pet Gummy wyrm Braveheart 57th level
Boss Oxydjinn with 298 of power


Weapon dead poets club +125
Shield communication barrier +126
Head veil of tears +125
Body slate mail armour +128
Arms infidelity gauntlet +124
Legs habit kickers +125
Talisman pegasus feathers +126


  • eye scream level 130
  • clinical strike level 120
  • brainstorm level 114
  • beer belly level 108
  • mountain moving level 106
  • self-propelled feet level 105
  • battle chess level 104
  • chakra bending level 104
  • exhaust of the dragon level 103
  • selfish interest level 102




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Invincible
  • Honored Raider
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Champion, 1st rank
  • Dueler, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Seadog, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Coach, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Newspaper mentions

Tree Penetrator — 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾я бросаю годвилль☽”, stands at the 31st position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Woody Pecker. We’ve had many reports that an Insurance Clam has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter.

Results from the experiment with expel/impel

1. Although the GC messages cant be seen. The number of GC messages can be seen as unread messages, including the expel message.

2. The expel message is sent by the person who casts the final vote.

3. The order in which names are listed are not related to the order in which votes are cast.
Edit: The order is decided by GV age. Courtesy: Kyta S Indigo

4. Although the expelled person cant see the expel votes, the impelling votes can be seen.

5. When the second vote is cast to expel, the voter is shown a message saying one more vote is needed to expel. Same for impel.

6. Expel votes stick irrespective of what happens to the voters or the person voted against.

7. As an extreme example, if someone who is expelled changes guild and comes back, they are still expelled.

8. Impel votes also stick. If in the above example, if someone had tried to impel, their vote stays.

9. Impulsion is not possible while the person is not part of the guild, although the impel votes stick. Same with expulsion.

10. Impeachment is completely separate from expulsion. Someone who has been expelled can be elected the guild leader. Also, expelled guild members can impeach the guild leader.

11. Expelled individuals cant expel/impel anyone.

12. All the messages in the GC from the expelled individuals are deleted and they dont come back on impulsion. Note: If person A is the last to impel/expel someone (generating the automatic message that X is impelled/expelled by A, B, and C), that message is erased too if A is expelled. Courtesy: Ngma

13. On impulsion, all the messages in the GC become visible, even those before the impulsion. As long as the expel message was within the last 50 messages, it can be seen by the individual.

14. Messages cant be sent to GC by an expelled individual, making it completely different from how unfriending works.

15. For a guild without cardinal members, the 5 oldest guild members (age in guild) get the ability to expel. Courtesy: Kyta S Indigo

17:35 Day 2903 g.e.

Result of the race with Portico over Honoured Animalist

16:33 Day 2829 g.e.

The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Lily Ice gets 9266 coins, a log for the ark, a gopher wood brick, an ark welder and an irresistible charm. Warrior Of Death gets 9101 coins, a log for the ark, some tough luck softener, a magnum opus and a resurrection permit. Tree Penetrator puts 9225 coins, a log for the ark, a mole detector, a hexcavator and a broken news repair kit in her pockets. Urist The Ill Faded gets 9137 gold coins, a log for the ark, a trophy generator, a mental capacitor and an urn of phoenix ashes. Cyclotron gets 8676 gold coins, a log for the ark, a mystery box, a mental capacitor and a data griddle.

Urist The Ill Faded’s Diary
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One.

List of favourites
1st position (105 points)
Nightscare (real name starts with K, two middle names l, alt with s, last name with s, secretly evil)

2nd position (3 points)
Arivelle (has two alts that are favourites too)

3rd position (2 points)
Augnoramous (has an alt that starts with A too)

4th position (1 point)
Madaria (real name starts with A)

List of detestables
1st position (101 points)
Cassia Rainsonne (is secretly evil)

2nd position (4 points)
Ursina (has 3 alts that start with A)

3rd position (1 point)
Everyone not mentioned above (due to insufficent data)

Sphrigga’s sketch of woody pecker

Emoji drive in GC

_Caught Byaepucm missing their emoji. A self drawn picture of Woody Pecker’s and Forest King’s bitter sweet story.

Caught Dragonymos missing their emoji. Got a self drawn picture of a gaming anonymous dragon

Missed once and got pointed out by Ursina. She wanted me to write a limerick for her.

There was once a bear in Blue Feather,
Who used to beat up enemies and reduce them to pieces of leather.
She went on a journey,
In search of a tourney,
only to realize what she misses the most is the blether.

Donut drawing event

Congratulations on your post,
Your entry was chosen as foremost.
One of five to be voted the best,
Head and shoulders above the rest.

You’ve earned a Blue Feather’s thank you,
For adding your donut to our menu.

Here are 45 charges,
That cost you absolutely zero,
To help turbo charge your hero.

Credits to our generous event sponsor, Drool a lot for funding the prizes in this event.

Anonymous Person’s Bounty hunt (sink HP in the sea)

Won 250 charges

Lost to Ngma and had to post in Harvest Moon forum

Ngma won the bet that the TB will hit on me more, so I hereby declare that whatever status the harem status sheet may present, I am actually her slave unpaid employee.


Gifts from Enzuna

Day 2772 g.e.
8% free imaginary rent reduction 📝
Free lotion sample 👐

Day 2773 g.e.
Free vine account 📽️
Kitten hug 🐈
One (1) snowball to throw at one (1) person. ❄

Day 2774 g.e.
Chocolate chip cookie 🍫
Freezing wind chill 🌬️

Day 2775 g.e.
A delicious fluffy bagel

Day 2777 g.e.
A badger

Day 2778 g.e.
A decorative birb ornament

Day 2779 g.e.
A glass of champagne! 🥂
Some glittery nail polish

Day 2781 g.e.
A top hat 🎩

Day 2783 g.e.
A pair of mittens

Day 2784 g.e.
A sliced up apple! 🍏

Day 2785 g.e.
Some aromatic body lotion!

Day 2796 g.e.
Sprig of olive

On alternate accounts

So hail

HP’s bounty on himself with regard to sail

Won high praise from HP: So hail well done and well-earned for all the times I’ve made you go broke trying to get me before this. Enjoy the charges and smash all the enemies who come before you.

Also won 250 charges from HP.

Duelled Ursina on the condition that whoever loses sends the other, half of what was used

Lost and sent 12 charges


Nyx of Darkness’s bounty on Unheilig

Won praise and 120 charges