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Heybaybay 4

level 133
trader level 21

Come in Plug's 🌛 Pub”

Age 6 years 4 months
Personality wicked
Guild Harvest Moon
(regent)
Monsters Killed about 336 thousand
Death Count 209
Wins / Losses 3518 / 876
Temple Completed at 11/28/2011
Ark Completed at 06/30/2014 (364.6%)
Twos of Every Kind 936m, 941f (93.6%)
Shop “Plug's 🌛 Pub”
Pet Double dragon Follicles 64th level

Equipment

Weapon four-loaf cleaver +146
Shield security question +146
Head situational blinders +147
Body afterlife preserver +146
Arms going-going gauntlets +147
Legs rocket skates +147
Talisman silver lining +147

Skills

  • battle chess level 129
  • strike of the rabbit level 128
  • falcon punch level 123
  • cash whistle level 122
  • knight's move level 121
  • contagious yawning level 121
  • chakra bending level 118
  • heel grip level 116
  • Cheshire smile level 115
  • iron vortex level 114

Pantheons

Gratitude73
Might3
Templehood166
Gladiatorship3
Storytelling217
Mastery1
Taming38
Survival4484
Savings8
Destruction856
Arkeology12
Catch23
Duelers1
Unity4
Popularity5
Duelery1
Adventure1

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Champion
  • Honored Dueler
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Fiend
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Invincible
  • Honored Martyr
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Renegade
  • Honored Saint
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Coach, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Seadog, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank

Hero's Chronicles

>>> Proud and Certified Bearer of the Harvest Moon Blood Scouts ‘AFK Harvester’ Merit Badge [64th plug tier]<<

Blood Council Managerial Board
Chief Financial Officer, Guild Historian

Thy Word of hairplug4men

Book 1

Verse I

I created everything, there for I have created all evil and all good. I created the first Atoms and split them myself. Heroes know nothing of goodness. They are vile evil accidents of a single cell reproducing. In fact I wish I would have never spit the atom and lived without these stains on the multi verse.

Verse II

The experience of life now exist for my amusement. Since the stupidity increases as the heroes multiply all I can do is sit back and strike them viciously for no reason. This will most definitely make them question their faith which will be rewarded with worthless trinkets, followed by horrible punishment.

Verse III

I made my followers, use them for my amusement through their miserable life’s. I can abandon them also. And will if something good come on the celestial TV

Verse IV

I fully expect hate for me and everything I created by my followers as to confuse and irritate those of other faiths. Remember fighting makes good television, so if your questioned about anything punch the questioner.

Verse V

Only one man can be reincarnated to have eternal life so do all you can to kill others and be that man.



Book 2

Verse I

If you see the blind, stick out your foot. As I would do for you.

Verse II

If you see the deaf, speak behind his back. As I would do for you.

Verse III

If you see the weak and hungry, kick him while he’s down. As I would do for you.

Ancient origin scroll of how my God came into existence.

“And suddenly, HP4M took out his big, throbbing, juicy elo and stuck it up my loss ratio, making me cry in pain and pleasure as he desecrated and punished me at his will”



Famous Heroes of Godville

Heybaybay – 32nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “1st hero with 600+ wins☾”, stands at the 36rd position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Heybaybay – 79th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “666 Moonie □ Goonie 666”, stands at the 97th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. He’s asking someone to find the square-root of an apple pie and report the results via telegram.

Heybaybay – 82nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “666 Moonie □ Goonie 666”, stands at the 102nd position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. Rumor has it that a local Eclectic Eel has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

Heybaybay – 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “666 Moonie □ Goonie 666”, stands at the 56th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Heybaybay – 89th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Whoops, I pooped myself.”, stands at the 54th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. He’s asking someone to find a ghost in the shell and perform a rite of exorcism and report the results via carrier pigeon.

Heybaybay – 97th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Dogess playin in my pants”, stands at the 47th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. He always wanted to find out how many quests there are, but never found the time.

Heybaybay - 105th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “흠Things just got hairy!흠”, stands at the 51st position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. He thinks that a Vogon Poet slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Anville has to offer.

Heybaybay – 112nd-level adventurer, with the motto “Harvest Moon / sowing Sun”, stands at the 15th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

Heybaybay – 118th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “흠1st honored champion!☾”, stands at the 83rd position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

Heybaybay - 123rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “흠Only honored champion!☾”, stands at the 84th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

Heybaybay – 125th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “in HM no 1 hears u s☾ream”, stands at the 166th position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.



MY 200th SPAR!

04:04: It seems like Heybaybay and Run are about to go wild in their imaginations.

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Hear ye, hear yeah! Congratz to @Hairplug4men, for being 2nd place in Bingo, being a Lesser God of Bingo!

Gloriously been defeated by mediocre guild Guild Name’s resident drunk, @Infinitecircle. 🤓🍼

You are the epitome of our guild’s drive to strive to be Number 2. And now you know what it feels to be Number 2…liberating!😐👍

I hereby confer upon thee our guild’s 2nd highest honor:

The Honorary Orderly of Mediocritus…😐