Hero

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Heybaybay 7117

level 187
trader level 61

all in on even

Age 13 years 8 months
Personality vicious
Guild Harvest Moon
(regent)
Monsters Killed about 855 thousand
Death Count 6
Wins / Losses 8643 / 1719
Temple Completed at 11/28/2011
Ark Completed at
06/30/2014 (938.3%)
“Hp's lovecraft”
Pairs Gathered at 11/21/2017
Book Written at 04/04/2021
Souls Completed at 05/29/2024
Shop “Plug's 🌛 Pub”
Pet Double dragon Follicles 126th level
Boss Jerkules with 400% of power

Equipment

Weapon juggling swords +187
Shield light barrier +190
Head twin beaks +187
Body block chainmail +192
Arms smitten mittens +196
Legs pants of spandexterity +187
Talisman philosophers pebble +192

Skills

  • awkward silence level 238
  • explosive character level 238
  • instant hairloss level 238
  • swear-o-matic level 237
  • somersault squatting level 234
  • toe-bite level 234
  • lucky hoof level 233
  • cri de coeur level 230
  • strong brow level 223
  • chakra bending level 223

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓷ Reach the end of the map
  • ⓷ Get the 1st place in bingo at the end of a day
  • ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons
  • ⓶ Win an arena duel that lasts for 50+ turns
  • ⓶ Defeat two two-named beasties in a single sail
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Have bosses' horn and hoof in inventory simultaneously
  • ⓶ Complete and turn in two side jobs within 24 hours

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Pantheons

Gratitude50
Might1
Templehood164
Gladiatorship1
Storytelling1
Mastery1
Taming6
Survival24
Savings7
Destruction199
Arkeology6
Catch19
Wordcraft1
Soulfulness4
Duelers1
Unity3
Popularity4
Duelery2
Adventure2

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Champion
  • Honored Coach
  • Honored Dueler
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Fiend
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Invincible
  • Honored Martyr
  • Honored Miner
  • Honored Moneybag
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Renegade
  • Honored Saint
  • Honored Seadog
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hotshot, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scientist, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Soulcatcher, 1st rank
  • Constructor, 2nd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Wed, Jan 9 2019 all achievements completed (pre-glyphs)
Sat, Apr 3 2021 all achievements completed… again… (pre souls)

my arena advice
Avolyt’s more organized arena guide
my arena YouTube
my Reddit
my Instagram
my Twitter
my tik tok

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the poop others have thrown at him.” – HP)

“I can talk Arena, Godville and about myself for hours.”

“He worships RNG. How do you expect him not to be random. That and the fact that he wanted to redirect from the awkward romance and innuendos.” Nblackcat

Thy Word of hairplug4men

How to play godville.

Step 1: download Godville, follow instruction prompts on creating a hero and God.

Step 2: hit all the buttons until you have a clear understanding of what they do. Anytime you unlock a new button hit it until you have a clear understanding about what it does.

Step 3: create goals, whether they be to do nothing and like it. Or to do everything and/or nothing quickly and/or slowly as possible. Or to troll the world or no one. If your goals have any ambition behind them move on to step four.

Step 4: read the wiki, the forums, the blog updates every person’s Chronicles you meet, and absorb all of the information you can about all of the aspects of the game. This step is never “completed”

Step 5: Ask every question you have regardless of how dumb to get quick easy answers which allow you to skip step four.

Step 6. Constantly update your goals as you complete prior ones. get to a point where you can create short-term and long-term goals to keep interest in the game.

Step 7: complete all of your goals and quit.

P.s. By day two there is not a lot you can do. But soon you can care about achievements and the arena. And working on coach

Ancient origin scroll of how my God came into existence.



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Thanks Djonni & WardPhoenix 👍

Achievements
Pets
Temple
Ark
Lab
Book of creation
Retirement

Gold coins
Golden brick
Gopher wood
Creatures

Quests
Fishing
Digging
Arena
Dungeons
Sailing

Ideabox
Guilds
Pantheon’s



a congrats from guild name
Hear ye, hear yeah! Congratz to @Hairplug4men, for being 2nd place in Bingo, being a Lesser God of Bingo!

Gloriously been defeated by mediocre guild Guild Name’s resident drunk, @Infinitecircle. ??

You are the epitome of our guild’s drive to strive to be Number 2. And now you know what it feels to be Number 2…liberating!??

I hereby confer upon thee our guild’s 2nd highest honor:

The Honorary Orderly of Mediocritus…?

RECORDS HELD

Firsts
to complete all achievements*
to complete their book
Honored Champion
Honored Invincible
Honored Martyr
Honored Moneybags
1st Rank Coach
1st Place in juniors two season in a row

Fastest
Quest finish
Epic quest finish

Most
Fights
Wins
Fights in a season
Wins in a season
Fights in a day
Points in seniors in a season
Gold lost in arena
Maxed out achievements
Milestones passed
Gold held
Gold saved
Gold bricks in inventory
Monster parts in inventory
Healing items in inventory
Gold awarded for bingo
Health gained from an encourage
Participants in Sea battle
Steps in dig boss fight

Least
Gold from activatable
Gold lost in arena

Fastest
Successful dungeon
Unsuccessful dungeon

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