The End of The World is coming, but there is still some time left to update the game with something new and exciting.
Completely ignoring the upcoming doomsday, our champions have learned a new trick – crafting! It allows heroes to make new artifacts using whatever stuff they have in their backpacks. Heroes are too lazy to do that on their own, but a proper god voice, like “combine X and Y”, should give them a much required push. Keep in mind that according to the Godville’s twisted laws of physics, only the items that start with the same letter could be successfully combined into a new item, which will also start with the same letter. Not only it could be fun on its own, it also give a chance to craft a certain item that a god might want.
As the winter makes its way into the heroes’ quests and diaries, hordes of nomadic Satan Clauses with treasure bags are migrating into the Godville snowfields. Eager for presents heroes are hunting these creatures down and hopefully, even more heroes will find their gifts in the Christmas Eve.
By the way, do you want to see more winter phrases in the diary? Send your texts into the “awesome idea” Ideabox section (with “[winter]” prefix) and we’ll review them out of the common Ideabox/ER queue, over the next few days!
06:44: It appears that if I grind a map of uncharted territory into a thin gruel, smear it over a miniature siege tower and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a monster-slaying license.
Not a bad construction.
I have not yet managed to create something from combining, but I’ll keep trying until my heroine ACTUALLY LISTENS TO ME FOR ONCE. I swear, she is so dense sometimes… oh, wait. I mean all the time.
“12:48: I found a new recipe: take a peer pressure valve, stir it with a pile of stardust and you’ll get a peer pressure gauge!”
21:39: I found a new recipe: take the secret handshake instructions, stir it with a smoke ring and you’ll get a slippery slope!
21:42: I found a new recipe: take a graphics engine, stir it with a generic object and you’ll get a gold coin counter!
21:44: It appears that if I grind a string of garlic into a thin gruel, smear it over a slippery slope and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a scarlet letter.
20:01: I found a new recipe: take a discharged wand of wishing, stir it with a dead man’s chest and you’ll get a dead beat!
15:48: I found a new recipe: take a sharp wit, stir it with a sugar bowl and you’ll get a siren’s sheet music!
16:08: It appears that if I grind a writer’s block into a thin gruel, smear it over some wasted talent and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a waterproof sponge.
02:46: Disassembled collection of Imperial March remixes and continuum transfunctioner hoping to create something new out of them. The result exceeded all expectations – I assembled everything back together and made a D.I.Y. lobotomy kit out of remaining parts!
What does this End of the World thing refer to?
01:22: I fiercely combined a tank of healium and a tripewriter into one piece, gave it some filing and got some transparent dye.
07:16: It appears that if I grind a silent bob into a thin gruel, smear it over a status cymbal and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a slice of leftover pizza.
03:25: It appears that if I grind a bundle of nerves into a thin gruel, smear it over a board of education and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a background music generator.
08:12: Yes, Almighty! Following your command I blindly made a counterfeit Godville invite using a clean slate, a chloroform-scented candle and 19 gold coins as materials.
04:44: I fiercely combined a crow’s nest egg and some crow’s feet into one piece, gave it some filing and got a chloroform-scented candle.
What end of the world?
Did i miss the end of the world?
15:44: Yes, Soul Supreme! Following your command I blindly made a gnomish beard growth amplifier using a generic object, a glass eye and 20 gold coins as materials.
09:01: Yes, Almighty! Following your command I blindly made a binary haiku using a bag of scrabble tiles, a blue streak and 11 coins as materials.