Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered…Over the mountains and seas…Looked far out into the distance and saw hope…
As a heroine, I will pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardships, and oppose any foe… but later, and with a less scary monster.
It seems that there are a lot of puns and contradictions in my world. Maybe I should think about it… Or maybe not.
Idiot’s Time Chronicles
10:15: As I continue my efforts to become a better person, my resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.
10:08: Evil is around every corner. I should be careful not to step in any.
12:17: Words of wisdom: If you drop your sword, never try to catch it with your foot.
02:12: My diary is really cool. It automatically records the time whenever I make an entry.
03:23: ‘To be or not to be’ is a silly question. I get ‘to be’ by making everything else ‘not… to be’. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Soul Supreme, just ignore this entry.
08:25: They say that there is nothing wrong with retreating from a battle. Very well then, it’s time to flee!
03:45: Sang a song about how great I am. Who else would possibly encourage me?
12:44: Not all the glitters are gold… But if it’s shiny, I want it!
10:39: Note to self: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
03:14: I sometimes feel as if my sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
06:03: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. Unless, however, I’m very low on health… in which case I’m allowed to hide and quiver in a bush somewhere.
04:50: Note to self: “Why am I writing in my diary while fighting?”
06:25: Note to self: I need to stop talking to myself.
05:37: Saw a dead person being buried. Wondered why no one buried me when I died.
06:59: As I was walking by a wedding, the bride threw her bouquet and I adroitly caught it in mid-air. An accompanying note read, “unify quantum mechanics with relativity.” Well, a trip out of town seems like a good idea, especially since the bridesmaids appear very cross with me for some reason.
07:54: Saw a brick floating in the air and jumped to try to break it with my head.
04:15: Note to self: good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
11:08: Dear Diary, I have elected to employ a greater formality in my record-keeping. I trust this meets with your favor. Regards, Daenarys.
08:59: Well-known archaeologists found out that beer was actually invented by ‘Fairy Tail’ members! This piece of news spread across the town, filling the people with awe and gratitude for my guild.
03:53: I successfully completed the quest to poke a sleeping dragon in the eye and run away. Looted treasure – check! Slain princess – check! Rescued dragon – check… Um… I think I made a mistake somewhere. I’d better get rid of the evidence…