THE ORIGIN OF OBSIDIAN BLACK
Obsidian: My story starts like any other, a nerdy but brilliant high school teen bitten by a radioactive sp…..huh
(Chris The One shaking head)
Obsidian: Oh, a kid being bullied gets radioactive waste in his eyes and becomes Da….no! Really!
(Chris The One, “Here’s what really happened…..”)
Obsidian: “This is gonna be good I can feel it.”
(In a small town not to long ago(68 days to be exact) , while having a couple beers with the other gods)
Obsidian: “I knew it”
(Inspiration hit me. So after I hit him repeatedly, I began to create : 1 cup of polypropylene, a dash of glucose, 3 tbls of trisodium phosphate, folic acid, acid acid, riboflavin, thiamin mononitrate, and 3 truck loads of licorice Preheat 400 bake 15-20 mins turn over cook for another 5-10 mins let cool for 3 mins.)
Obsidian: ” What???????”
(Chris The One, “When a mommy God and a daddy God love each other very very much….............”)
Obsidian: “Ooooh, Heh heh heh” Obsidian: “Hey Almighty, You wanna get a beer?”
(Chris The One, “Yeah, but only one I gotta fly back to heaven”)
Obsidian: “I love you Mighty One”
(Chris The One, “Less talke more beere “)
Obsidian: “What?”
(Chris The One, “I love you too”)