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SlackerMan

level 58

Spoon!

Age 1 year 3 months
Personality pure good
Guild Righteous guild!
(chief master)
Monsters Killed about 91 thousand
Death Count 44
Wins / Losses 0 / 0
Temple Completed at 06/06/2018
Wood for Ark 32.2%
Savings 1M, 586k (5.3%)
Pet Heffalump Behemoth 27th level

Equipment

Weapon Schrödinger's catapult +67
Shield unconscious armadillo +68
Head super visor +71
Body custom skin +67
Arms big bangles +67
Legs pantaloons of fury +68
Talisman LOLympic torch +69

Skills

  • navel clamp level 31
  • clinical strike level 30
  • somersault squatting level 29
  • thumb beating level 28
  • quantum fireball level 28
  • drunken rampage level 28
  • battle chess level 27
  • swoop of the smith level 25
  • fake smile level 21
  • beer belly level 20

Pantheons

Might20314
Templehood26922
Mastery6502
Taming2910
Survival2246
Savings6313
Creation64
Arkeology6548
Unity59
Popularity159
Duelery123
Adventure319

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

20:56 Crushed the Meowntain Cat like a bug. Tried to pull one of its legs off as a trophy, but it turned out to be a minor setback instead.

09:16 The trader bet me that I couldn’t eat my Beelzebubble gum. Won myself 140 coins and a terrible stomach ache.

13:31 I tried to outsmart that Educated Flea, but my stupidity got in the way.

06:23 Saw a proud Diction Fairy stand atop a molehill and proclaim, “i hayt it wen peple carnt spel wurds propely.”