20:56 Crushed the Meowntain Cat like a bug. Tried to pull one of its legs off as a trophy, but it turned out to be a minor setback instead.
09:16 The trader bet me that I couldn’t eat my Beelzebubble gum. Won myself 140 coins and a terrible stomach ache.
13:31 I tried to outsmart that Educated Flea, but my stupidity got in the way.
06:23 Saw a proud Diction Fairy stand atop a molehill and proclaim, “i hayt it wen peple carnt spel wurds propely.”