(Work in Progress)
Hoid’s Journey:
Item Crafting recipe:
mini quest—————|| pqs
black box—————|| bcdim
charge box————|| ps
godpower box——|| dmw
aura box——————|| abcfs
full health—————|| fgmz
teleport———————|| cegmpw
invite—————————|| i
align—————————|| h
midas————————|| apst
fuse——————————|| ehkmp
skill change————|| bsj
new friend————|| cist
arena teleport———|| a
solo boss——————|| amt
party boss—————|| hlm
The 7 Day Watch
- > 7th day – 3rd of May, 2022
Seeing Omniscient Reader’s continued struggle, many deities came together to give their support by twisting a small fraction of The Great Random and bless the oblivious hero – Hoid.
04:35 PM You know, Great One, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
Pet hunting we will go
pet hunting we will go
mostly awake for 7 days
pet hunting we will go
sniff sniff.
|| The fateful encounter:
07:25 PM A 🦴 Evil Minion showed up out of nowhere, roaring “K-kill me-e!”
|| 7 days worth of Catharsis:
07:28 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Evil Minion, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Bolt. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
|| Name Change
09:09 PM Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Nifty from now on!
>> Hoid & Nifty, pals for life! <<
7th of May, 2022
05:58 AM Nifty spotted a relative in the monster and pulled it aside for a talk. 🦴 Evil Minion nodded a few times, laid out its 236 gold coins and slowly trudged away.
Hoid’s note: Nifty has proven himself to be a reliable partner – bashing skulls & fetching heal pots when needed. Today, we meet one of his cousins – talking about how great I am no doubt!
14th of May, 2022
07:14 AM Nifty stood in front of me and enthusiastically wagged his tail as I scratched his ears. It wasn’t his fault that the attacking monster got flogged in the process. That’ll teach the Leader of the Banned not to interrupt hero-evil minion time!
19th of July, 2022
02:07 PM Threw a stick into the bushes. Nifty fetched back a ‘How to Serve Heroes’ cookbook.
11th of October, 2023
12:48 PM Nifty idly observed some fleas building him a temple. You know, Terrifying One, I’m not surprised.
Hoid’s Diary:
- > 9th of May, 2022
|| Bow chaka bow wow:
08:36 PM Stared intently at the trader hoping she would give me a discount. She asked me out instead.
(Inner voice: “It’s finally happening!!!”
“La da daaa la da da
My lover’s roseee, I will pluck.
My love it’s time for us to fuuu-”)
“Yow! C’mon everyone has those thoughts, Almighty!”
- > 23rd of April, 2023
|| Hitting on women for the Almighty:
11:36 AM Posed for a selfie over the body of the defeated Holykeeper, making sure to get my new holy powercell in the background.
Note: have this entry drawn by a competent artist to look like a social media post on (insert godly social media name, pending)
- > 5th of October, 2023
|| Befriending a shy one:
08:51 PM A sudden offer of friendship hit the Holykeeper so hard, it dropped a holy powercell and walked away spellbound.
- > 26th of October, 2023
|| Getting freaky with lamia’s:
01:47 PM The Blind Gorgon mumbled something about the safe word and succumbed to its wounds. I’ll keep its pocket hero and 111 coins safe.
- > 15th of December, 2024
|| Sleepover with the local…wildlife
12:32 PM Found refuge in a cave for the night. Shared my blanket with the bear living inside. Came out unscratched. Winter is awesome.
Dueler 1st rank – 1st of July, 2021
Hoid: "Almighty! I got a rank! It says ‘Dueler 1st rank’! Is…is that good?
Omni: “WTF?! No no…[Dueler 1st rank]…Shit!” unintelligible disembodied screaming
ARENA:
- > [10th of June, 2021] – groggily went to arena & was jolted awake by a match with arena local resident, Hairplug4men ’s alt.
Fight Log
vs. The Sock
First Arena match that made me spend 20+ charges and against a very active & seasoned ranker.
- > [11th of June, 2021] – got matched with the current rank 1 in the Duelers Pantheon. His weapon of choice – Boredom.
Fight Log
vs. Persuasive Advocate
This is the most BORING & FRUSTRATING match I’ve had since I started this game (4years 6months). If there was a blacklist feature in this game, this guy would be at the top of the list & the first one to get added! I hope for the sake of my sanity, I don’t get matched with another 🐌 Snail 🐌.
Faults:
1. I was not backfire counting.
2. I did not action lock the goody goody early in the match when I had plenty of hp to spare.
3. Counting 3 success vc’s through the wall of texts is tripping me.
(pre-Six pack update #1)
- > [1st of July, 2021] – that’s one less Ever Healing 🐌 Snail 🐌 to worry about.
Last Fight
vs. Persuasive Advocate
- > [10th of October, 2021] – Highest gold gained up to this point. 100k bet
SAVINGS:
5th of June, 2021 – My first million saved in the bank!
10th of August, 2021 – 2 million in the bank.
ACHIEVEMENTS:
Dueler 1st rank – July 1, 2021
- > Pet Levelups – [Evil Minion]
1 – 3rd of May, 2022 – 07:28 PM
2 – 4th of May, 2022 – 07:59 PM
3 – 5th of May, 2022 – 08:10 PM
4 – 7th of May, 2022 – 05:21 AM
5 – 10th of May, 2022 – 04:35 AM
6 – 13th of May, 2022 – 03:26 PM
7 – 16th of May, 2022 – 07:18 PM
8 – 20th of May, 2022 – 09:53 PM
9 – 25th of May, 2022 – 02:45 PM
10 – 30th of May, 2022 – 06:51 PM
11 – 5th of June, 2022 – 06:26 PM
12 – 10th of June, 2022 – 02:19 PM
—> Ark Deposit: June 10, 2022 – 06:13 PM
—> Ark Retrieval: June 11, 2022 – 08:39 PM
13 – 17th of June, 2022 – 08:56 PM
14 – 23rd of June, 2022 – 08:26 PM
15 – 30th of June, 2022 – 10:44 AM
16 – 7th of July, 2022 – 05:50 AM
17 – 15th of July, 2022 – 12:06 PM
—> Pet Knockout: July 23, 2022 – 03:12 PM
—> Pet Revival: July 23, 2022 – 08:20 PM
18 – 23rd of July, 2022 – 08:20 PM
19 – 2nd of August, 2022 – 09:13 AM
20 – 9th of August, 2022 – 04:43 PM
21 – 18th of August, 2022 – 05:35 PM
22 – 27th of August, 2022 – 04:48 PM
23 – 6th of September, 2022 – 08:33 AM
24 – 16th of September, 2022 – 08:23 AM
25 – 26th of September, 2022 – 02:24 PM
26 – 8th of October, 2022 – 01:47 AM
27 – 20th of October, 2022 – 02:45 AM
28 – 2nd of November, 2022 – 09:23 PM
29 – 14th of November, 2022 – 11:13 PM
30 – 28th of November, 2022 – 01:41 AM
—> Pet Knockout: Nov. 30, 2022 – 07:57 PM
—> Pet Revival: Dec. 2, 2022 – 08:48 PM
31 – 11th of December, 2022 – 07:03 PM
32 – 30th of December, 2022 – 08:10 PM
33 – 7th of January, 2023 – 11:36 AM
34 – 21st of January, 2023 – 10:36 AM
35 – 6th of February, 2023 – 02:14 PM
—> Pet Knockout: Feb. 9, 2023 – 04:10 PM
—> Pet Revival: Feb. 10, 2023 – 06:49 PM
36 – 22nd of February, 2023 – 09:43 AM
37 – 9th of March, 2023 – 01:33 PM
38 – 26th of March, 2023 – 09:58 AM
—> Pet Knockout: Apr. 9, 2023 – 03:08 PM
—> Pet Revival: Apr. 10, 2023 – 12:38 AM
39 – 10th of April, 2023 – 12:38 AM
40 – 26th of April, 2023 – 01:49 PM
—> Pet Knockout: May 7, 2023 – 05:14 PM
—> Pet Revival: May 10, 2023 – 02:26 AM
41 – 15th of May, 2023 – 10:40 PM
42 – 3rd of June, 2023 – 02:30 AM
43 – 21st of June, 2023 – 09:06 AM
44 – 13th of July, 2023 – 10:46 AM
45 – 1st of August, 2023 – 02:40 PM
46 – 21st of August, 2023 – 03:38 AM
47 – 9th of September, 2023 – 09:45 PM
48 – 30th of September, 2023 – 11:26 PM
49 – 25th of October, 2023 – 10:36 PM
—> Pet Knockout: November 9, 2023 – 01:17 AM
—> Pet Revival: November 9, 2023 – 02:05 PM
50 – 13th of November, 2023 – 09:27 AM
51 – 6th of December, 2023 – 05:58 AM
52 – 28th of December, 2023 – 12:00 AM
53 – 19th of January, 2024 – 01:18 AM
54 – 10th of February, 2024 – 10:20 PM
55 – 9th of March, 2024 – 09:23 PM
—> Pet Knockout: March 27, 2024 – 08:08 PM
—> Pet Revival: March 28, 2024 – 12:24 AM
56 – 7th of April, 2024 – 09:47 AM
57 – 30th of April, 2024 – 11:06 AM
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Purpose: Pet Level up wiki contribution