Let me tell you the saddest story
Milk lost, bottles left broken and empty
Put my trailer in the hands of another
Set a fire to the trailer and watched it BURN!!!
I wanna feel the milk you can’t live without
The one that Johnny Cash wrote all his songs about.
But I gave it all away for no return
Guess it’s just another lesson that I’ll never learn.
Can’t seem to fill the void that lives in my trailer.
Thought milk was what you need, but milk was just second best.
I’ll never give it all away again, I swear
Don’t even look for a HP, you’ll find there’s nothing there
I can’t take it back
All the milk that we spent together have come to an end
An empty trailer is all I had
Not sure I would if I could do it all over again
I can’t take it back
The highways, the roads, I love milk will wither
An empty trailer is all I had
But this is the last song I’ll write about milk
-The wise cat
- Arena advise
- Our song
- Our wiki
- Our store
- Our anthem – AS BLOOD SOARS FROM THE SKIES, FOLLOWED BY PLAGUES OF LOCUSTS AND FLIES.
WE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR, GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND QUIVER WITH FEAR
CHORUS x2
WE ARE THE HARVEST MOON GUILD!(GUILD GUILD GUILD GUILD)
WE FIGHT TO WIN AND TO KILL!(KILL KILL KILL KILL)
2nd verse
WE COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLIT YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING,
IN THE DARK NIGHT THE HARVEST MOON IS CREEPING,
BOMB YOUR HOUSES WHILE YOUR PEEPS ’ALL WEEPING
SACRIFICE YOUR CORPSE WHILE YOUR BLOOD IS SEEPING!
CHORUS
(written by Lord Epicness)
Famous Heroes of Godville
Paul Bunion – 77th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾HP wears me like a sock흠”, stands at the 15th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god The Sock. He’s asking someone to find out how many roads a man must walk down before he admits he is lost and report the results via telegram.
May 25 ’18
Paul Bunion – 94th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “HP wears me like a sock🌛”, stands at the 3rd position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god The Sock. His dream is to master the “inept singing” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
Famous Heroes
Paul Bunion — 104th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “my blue jeans is tight🌙”, stands at the 7th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god The Sock. His dream is to master the “acid tears” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
Paul Bunion — 116th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “next 1 to #2 gladiators🌙”, stands at the 4th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god The Sock. He thinks that a Hydrachondriac slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Lostway has to offer.
Paul Bunion — 116th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “next 1 to #2 gladiators🌙”, stands at the 4th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god The Sock. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.