Nice to be temple owner…
- 08:02 PM The Double Dragon raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
- 09:28 PM Quest to ride a camel through the eye of a needle has been completed! Received a pot of gold. Let’s go on a shopping spree!
- 10:17 PM Scraped together 11824 coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Scratchy, I’ve missed you so much!
- 10:18 PM A strange man with a floating exclamation mark above his head told me to fill in a black hole.
- 11:07 PM I placed ten bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Mighty One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar slightly increase in size.
Day of skills:
- 12:43 PM Increased the level of my “gnashing of teeth” skill after long and arduous training!
- 11:49 AM Suddenly realized my “disarming smile” skill has increased a level. Nice…
- 11:48 AM Increased the level of my “brainstorm” skill after long and arduous training!
- 11:23 AM Suddenly realized my “lion belch” skill has increased a level. Nice…
- 12:21 AM Increased the level of my “winged swing” skill after long and arduous training!
- 15:10 Felt a burning desire to disassemble the mystery box. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!
- 15:10 Pain wracks my body. I scream as golden light pours from every inch of my skin. I don’t think my clothes fit any more. Wait, was that a miracle, or did I regenerate? What do you think, Scratchy, my faithful companion?