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Probability

The Great Random - a mysterious force which permeates the very essence of Godville and is often treated as a deity in itself. The majority of in-game events occur randomly.

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Famous Heroes

Johnett 22nd-level adventurer, member of the “Granola Bards” guild, with the motto “Winter is coming!”, stands at the 45th position in the pantheon of Destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Ooctavian. He's asking someone to become an overnight sensation and report the results via carrier pigeon.

Salentina 115th-level adventurer, member of the “Howling Moon” guild, with the motto “Press F to pay respects”, stands at the 141st position in the pantheon of Gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Llamaking. Her worst enemy — a Swan Songwriter. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a text tile. She is also a huge fan of Next Station’s pubs.

Wanted

The Adamant Atheist is wanted for secretly switching the push and pull signs on every door in town.

Caught today: 475 pcs.

The heads of Traumaturge are wanted for the creation of counterfeit artifacts. Get a worthy reward as a reward.

Caught today: 520 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Let it be known that the 33 members of Green Kirby are some pretty cool guys. Veterans in this guild call themselves “metaknight”. Their totem monster is the elegant Frost Mite. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “mating contact” skill.

Crimson Lions is a group of 38 brave adventurers, who have climbed to 70th position in the pantheon of Adventure. Totem beast of this guild is Fairy Godfather. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.

Guild popularity in

9% — Blue Feather

7% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

4% — Knights who say Ni

3% — Harvest Moon

2% — The Forsakens Lament

2% — 666

2% — Cutie Mark Crusaders

1% — Eeden

1% — Mimorian

69% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Zinna is desperately looking for a comfort zone map. Head to “Tool 🛠 Shoppe” to trade in yours for a high price.

Found today: 201 pcs.

Those who trade in a “Hero of the Day” award today will get lots of money (certainly) and a bite of a fresh bun (probably).

Found today: 187 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• Today is windy and gloomy, so heroes will happily sleep a bit more.

• Venus is in Taurus, which is a sign of good trading. All activatable artifacts are worth twice as much as usual.

Godpower Cap

13%

Ideabox News

• According to rumor, the Ideabox will take almost any old submission these days. Yesterday, it took 60 ideas.

• Apparently, every entry that Cowabungallow simply looks at in the ER becomes three times better.

• Looks like Jimboo has an idea for every occasion.

Forum News

18:52 The Godville Olympics [Registration is now closed]

16:14 Tell me a story in 6 words

15:19 Gameplay Questions (if FAQ doesn't help)

14:23 [Game] Two Truths and a Lie

13:44 What are you listening to right now?

Broken News

• “Please, I’m begging for your help. It’s been three days and I still have no idea how to get classified as a medical miracle. What shall I do?”, asks Zanea4.

• Local farmers have recently witnessed an amazing thing: an Inner Demon has learned to fly. Well, maybe not exactly 'fly', but it was at least gliding.

• Visitors to Godville are reminded that pickpocketing is rife, particularly in the vicinity of PettyCrime Alley.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

10554 gold coins -11.2%

1 golden brick

3223 gold coins +1.5%

1 Godville invite

992 gold coins -3.7%