Prologue
…and then there was Awe Zum, son of Awe Zomg, descendant of Zomg Whoa, from the clan of Awe, who have long known to be worshipers of the deity Zuuhl the Awesomest, once known as Zuuhl Zomglor before being declared by His followers to be the ultimate embodimemt of epic awesomeness.
Awe Zum, being the eldest son, was destined to take up the role of lead sycophant, also known as Hero or Adventurer Extraordinaire. His deeds – and there are many – have yet to be chronicled, but being creatively chronologically chronicled they shall!
However, until the numerous deeds – of which there are many indeed – of Awe Zum, son of Awe Zomg, descendant of Zomg Whoa, hero of the deity Zuuhl the Awesomest, who was once known as Zuuhl Zomglor until He was declared by His followers to be ultimately awesome in the extent of all that is awesome and was thus there after known as the aforementioned have been chronologically chronicled by a creative chronicoler and written in caligrapy, let the following warcry eternally be echoed through the eloquent ever echoing echos of time…
Behold, thine underpants!
Yet, to fully understand the awesomeness of the awesome adventures and archievements of Awe Sum (once these are chronicled, that is) one is advised to first read, interpret and memorize the ancient texts containing the words of awesomeness, passed on through generations as they were once written down on the side of a napkin by the prophet Lolwut, first follower of Zuuhl who was then still known as Zuuhl Zomglor as the book (that started out as a collected bundle of napkins at first) which prompted His followers to elevate His awesomeness to being the ultimate awesome epitome of extremely epic awesomeness had yet to be written, bundled, published and ofcourse copyrighted.
The Book of Zuuhl This holy scripture has currently been misplaced and so instead of actually studying these awesome texts, one will just have to imagine them instead.