The Holy Book Of Ziggerastica, or, The Ziggerastinomocon.
Ziggerastinomocon, Chapter One. FROM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS. 1 In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the Earth formed. Then lightning from a rather angry god struck a small puddle and two very stupid amoeba grew. They slowly evolved, not gaining much intelligence along the way, and then Rodney the Ruthless was born. 2 Meanwhile, the great god Ziggerastica was sitting in some kind of spectral cocktail bar when this Rodney the Ruthless guy I mentioned earlier started praying to him. 3 Immediately, the god Ziggerastica employed his new follower to spread the message of hope, love, and beer to the people of the world. Chapter Two. MEET THE CREW. 1 Rodney the Ruthless is a stupid but at the same time well-meaning human, who resembles his god in that he is lazy and rarely listens to anyone. 2 Ziggerastica is a poorly named yet benevolent deity, always there to heal his rather stupid follower. 3 Ziggerastica’s favorite things are video games (mostly MMOs these days) and chocolate-based things (milkshaaaaaaaakes). 4 Well, that’s pretty much all, I guess. 5 Oh yeah, Rodney has a pet Sun Dog named Pumba who apparently died and was not resurrected in the 60-hour period, making him even more useless than Rodney himself.