JJestem koksem
16:58: I found a beautiful princess, and we shared a long, soulful, romantic kiss… And then I woke up, with Koda licking my face
Lubie placki
18:14: Met RXA623 and worked out a new secret handshake around the campfire. Can’t wait to show everybody!
18:52: A witch claimed that she could curse me to speak in rhymes forever. Old lady thinks she’s so clever. But I know better. Whatever.
15:37: Wow, a blue screen of death! This thing will match the rest of my body armor perfectly.
05:41: Stumbled upon a coven of witches dancing around a bubbling cauldron. They look hideous, but those ladies sure know how to cook up a Underwear Wolf. Good and good for me! 22:10: “The Diary of Maajster” sounds lame. Maybe I should call it “The Epic Chronicles of Maajster”? Buck was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 52 now!
Tubercolossus begged for a break, so Leucippus broke his nose.
Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 56!