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Chronicle #0 – The prologue
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There was once a mysterious duo, Linora and Lorina, they came out of nowhere and they had one job, to explore the world of Godville.
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Chronicle #1 – The start
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Literally after popping into existence, Linora and Lorina decided to form a party however both of them wanted to be the leader.
They had a battle to determine the leader (and more so the gender of the party). Thus Linora and Lorina battled it out via a 16 round ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ game and the winner would be the leader.
And thus on the 17/5/2017, at dawn just before the sun rose from the horizon, Linora and Lorina was sitting in front of the bar. Linora had no points and Lorina had 15 points. Linora seeing that he had no chance of winning at this point declared ‘last round, winner takes all’ and Lorina feeling confident as she knew Linora always goes with rock, agreed.
“Scissors, paper, rock” They both shouted.
Lorina was going to go for a paper as usual, however, an ingenious idea sparked as she said ‘paper’. She thought that by choosing rock, the same as Lorina, making it a tie would raise the tension and urgency even more which made her laugh mentally if she saw Linora crumble under the tension of this game. So Lorina chose rock.
Linora on the other hand chose rock as he always did, Linora always had a liking to rocks, however, as soon as Linora was saying ‘scissors’ the sun rose from the horizon and it’s ray hit Linora’s face as he was facing towards it and Lorina was facing away from it. Stunned, Linora immediately held out his palm to block the sunlight, however, this was recognised as a paper in the game.
Thus Linora accidentally chose paper and Lorina purposely chose rock for a troll and as soon a Lorina realised she lost, she started complaining towards Linora, Linora having no idea what happened, went along with it. Since the last round was ‘winner takes all’, Linora won the game and in the end, became leader.
Being the leader, Linora was in charge of reporting to the duo’s God. Lorina was in charge of writing it for Linora.
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Chronicle #2 – Templerarily forgotten
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After one year of existing, the duo, Linora and Lorina finally completed their arduous task of building their god a temple on the 22/5/2018. Their definition of a temple however was in fact a thunderbox.
As soon as they placed their last golden brick onto the structure of what would be a thunderbox, an immediate storm approached. Their god was not happy and after a good zap or two, the duo was assigned a new task, to re-build the temple. Linora and Lorina did not want to rebuild their temple however, the amount of effort they exerted would all have been for nothing. This complaint caused the thunderbox to start overflowing with water and within a couple of minutes, floods were occuring from all thunderboxes in the world. This flash flood caused the duo to almost drown if not for their pet, Pumba, saving their day.
Pumba was a ninja tortoise that was saved by Linora and Lorina during one of their procrastinating adventures for the golden bricks. Ever since, Pumba had joined their party despite his slow speed most often or not hindering the team. This detriment however, was more on Linora than Lorina. Pumba was an excruciatingly heavy turtle and Linora was one untamable dog who would run at sound barrier shattering speed to the nearest orange juice which is his definition of beer.
Despite his weight, Pumba had the title ‘ninja’ for a reason. It was not his speed nor stealth that led him to having this title. It was just a random title, Linora made up for him and to this day, only Linora calls the ‘ninja’ in his species name. How this tortoise was floating was beyond both scientific and religious understanding.
After the duo thanked their pet for saving them, a new idea sparked into their heads. To build a boat in the case of their god getting angry and tries to flood the world. Completely forgetting their re-assigned task, the party resumed their never-ending journey to build an ark.
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Chronicle #3 – The ark arc
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Two years since the duo had forgotten their re-assigned task. Instead, in those two years, the party finished building their ark on the 2/1/2020. Upon the completion of this pointless task, the party now had the next step of catching saving every female and male animal. This was pointless as the floods had stopped long ago ever since their god found it pointless to punish the duo. Instead they’ve just patiently waited for whatever their heroes are doing first before reminding them to rebuild the temple.
To start off, Linora decided to first send their travelling pet, Pumba the ninja tortoise that had been with the party from almost the beginning. Linora first chucked a rock at Pumba hoping it would somehow absorb Pumba. Instead Pumba who at this point knows how Linora’s sand grain sized brain worked slapped it back with their shell. The rock flew back and Linora dodged it which led the rock hitting Lorina who was secretly eating the party’s ration in the head. From that day on, Lorina rode on top of Pumba with a Linora on a stick and dangled it in front of Pumba who chased after him trying to attack him with his self-taught ninja techniques.
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Chronicle #4 – Caught them all
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Seeing that the duo has finally caught 1000 male and female victims on the 5/11/2021. Linora and Lorina’s God decided to plead to the duo to start getting more followers for them so that they could rebuild the temple instead of the duo. Listening to their God’s plead, the duo and pet started their journey of creating a boss in a lab.
Lorina first decided to create the brain using Linora’s as a reference however after his constant plead of not wanting to be dissected she decided not to and instead let him go back to being a Linora on a stick to which he had no complaints as he had gotten used to Pumba’s attacks and not having to walk but instead float.