After another night of heavy drinking I woke up in Godville.
I don’t understand how I ended up here but somehow I knew that I was meant to be here. As I began to understand my presence here I passed by a man shouting a the sky “Almighty you expect me to go on a quest with a hangover like this?” . “Just another drunken idiot” I told myself.
I wandered in the city for hours only to realize that I should leave.
So as I was leaving the city I realized I had a book in my backpack. “Weird, I hate reading”
As I open it I heard in a glooming and soft voice “go search the nearby location for a chest”. So I began to look for a chest and… “wait a second… I will need a shovel ! Wait another second… who just talked to me ?” I looked around and a newspaper flew right into my face ! The headline was : Go search the nearby location for a chest. Really strange way to name an article.