In memory of Scratchy the significant otter, my old pet. Love ya, mate.
Current pet: Nessie, the stripeless zebra
The Legend of Hyakintos, the Noble, chosen by the Divine Yall Its Poseidon.
And lo, the death box that he carries is coveted by every merchant far and wide. All throughout Paradise City they speak of his legendary appetite and endless hunger. They say he once performed “spoon-bending” backwards, upside down, and during teatime. At his beck and call is Nessie, a stripeless zebra of rarest breeding. Despite his rank, maintains steadfast belief in miracles and the Satan Claus. Let the scribes rest their quills, for this epic tale has exhausted their inkwells.