Hero

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MURB 39

level 105

MY UNCLE'S RED BARCHETTA

Age 13 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 458 thousand
Death Count 242
Wins / Losses 338 / 27
Temple Completed at 07/13/2013
Ark Completed at 12/07/2015 (329.4%)
Twos of Every Kind 778m, 874f (77.8%)
Savings 15M, 134k (50.4%)
Pet Ticking crocodile Fang 34th level

Equipment

Weapon heartbreaker +114
Shield rock of aegis +115
Head robbin' hood +114
Body sleeveless straight jacket +114
Arms rings of the lord +114
Legs strapless sandals +114
Talisman crime ring +114

Skills

  • foot massage level 107
  • drunken rampage level 106
  • intimate tickling level 102
  • selfish interest level 101
  • dove of peace level 100
  • powerful sneeze level 94
  • chakra bending level 93
  • mega-bite level 93
  • swoop of the smith level 75
  • palm of the panda level 50

Pantheons

Might5022
Templehood7701
Gladiatorship75

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Red Barchetta"

My uncle has a country place That no one knows about He says it used to be a farm Before the Motor Law And on Sundays I elude the eyes And hop the Turbine Freight To far outside the Wire Where my white-haired uncle waits

Jump to the ground As the Turbo slows to cross the borderline Run like the wind As excitement shivers up and down my spine Down in his barn My uncle preserved for me an old machine For fifty odd years To keep it as new has been his dearest dream

I strip away the old debris That hides a shining car A brilliant red Barchetta From a better vanished time I fire up the willing engine Responding with a roar Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime

Wind In my hair Shifting and drifting Mechanical music Adrenaline surge…

Well-weathered leather Hot metal and oil The scented country air Sunlight on chrome The blur of the landscape Every nerve aware

Suddenly ahead of me Across the mountainside A gleaming alloy air car Shoots towards me, two lanes wide I spin around with shrieking tires To run the deadly race Go screaming through the valley As another joins the chase

Drive like the wind Straining the limits of machine and man Laughing out loud with fear and hope I’ve got a desperate plan At the one-lane bridge I leave the giants stranded at the riverside Race back to the farm To dream with my uncle at the fireside