Hero

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Tigersjoy ⚙ 庙畜22

level 65

red pill or blue???

Age 13 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 125 thousand
Death Count 41
Wins / Losses 37 / 20
Temple Completed at 08/20/2012
Wood for Ark 13.7%
Savings 1M, 961k (6.5%)
Pet Solar bear Boo

Equipment

Weapon transmogrifier gun +74
Shield electronic countermeasures +74
Head helm of perpetual ineptitude +75
Body machine-washable plate mail +74
Arms web shooters +75
Legs spiked-wheel roller blades +75
Talisman croaking device +75

Skills

  • elbow bite level 44
  • death by snu-snu level 43
  • somersault squatting level 42
  • foot massage level 39
  • quantum fireball level 36
  • strike of the rabbit level 34
  • bloody itch level 33
  • drunken rampage level 32
  • spoon-bending level 27
  • knight's move level 25

Pantheons

Gratitude8806
Templehood1853
Gladiatorship14342

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Trying to escape from a swamp by pulling himself up with his own hair… of a deep well, I felt an insidious

07:56: Standing at the rim

urge to kick someone down it Madness.

14:38: Tried to pick up the

store and pulled a muscle.

Great One, will I ever

be strong enough to

shoplift?

08:53: Hmm... I didn't know that my lock of Santa Clausa's hair would be worth 2583 coins. A decent price, I'd say.