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Sydonai

level 64

Unce UNCE UNCE

Age 8 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 117 thousand
Death Count 82
Wins / Losses 230 / 228
Temple Completed at 09/22/2012
Wood for Ark 8.6%
Savings 1M, 931k (6.4%)
Pet Heffalump Behemoth

Equipment

Weapon single-pronged trident +75
Shield questionable content filter +73
Head Honest Abe's top hat +73
Body daisy chainmail +74
Arms impact bracers +73
Legs Tarot deck shoes +73
Talisman solar wind chimes +74

Skills

  • palm of the panda level 41
  • fanned fingers level 40
  • self-cloning level 39
  • beer belly level 34
  • scissorhands level 30
  • stifling embrace level 29
  • lion belch level 28
  • asynchronous swimming level 27
  • spontaneous combustion level 26
  • bloody itch level 24

Pantheons

Might17375
Templehood2445
Gladiatorship1627

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

A thunderous roar descends from the heavens and Sydonai awakes. A faint rhythm slowly takes him over, he knows that his God has only but one purpose for him; to PARTY ROCK.

Doused in the most potent form of epiphany as his God encourages him, he jumps up with vicarious fervor, and shouts; “EVERYDAY I’M SHUFFLIN’”.

Naturally, he started shuffling as he goes on his legend-wait for it-DARY journey to gather golden bricks to build a temple of unceunceunce to honor his party rockin’ God.

  • UNCE UNCE

08:46 I woke up in a cold sweat. Had a nightmare that my life was someone else’s game…

09:10 Tried to climb a social ladder but ran into a glass ceiling.

10:59: Hit my funny bone and cried instead.

21:58: Note to self: “How am I writing in my diary while fighting?”

12:24 I was just wondering… As a hero, am I supposed to have a secret identity or something? Oh, and maybe I should get a costume. I’ll look great in tights!