Vinz Clortho the Keymaster of Gozer was a demigod and loyal minion of The Destructor, the Sumerian shape-shifting god of destruction, Gozer the Gozerian. Vinz is assumed to be male because it is known as the Keymaster, and possessed a male host instead of a female host. Also, it has noticeably longer horns than Zuul, the Gatekeeper, who is believed to be female. Vinz Clortho was worshiped by the Sumerians and Hittites in 6000 BC, alongside Zuul and their master.
Vinz Clortho, known as the Keymaster, and Zuul the Gatekeeper are harbingers of destruction and primary agents for summoning Gozer.
Vinz Clortho appears as a corporeal Terror Dog, which is a large, powerful demonic monster with two horms and glowing red eyes. Vinz is able to possess a human being as a vessel in order to complete the ritual needed to secure Gozer’s arrival.
Unlike the more seductive and tempered Zuul, Vinz was more dim-witted. For example, he confused the Gatekeeper with a horse while attempting to identify its partner. Vinz also repeats human behaviors and speech to mimic humans in close proximity.
“I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer…Volguus Zildrohoar, Lord of the Seboullia. Are you the Gatekeeper?”
“You will perish in flame! Soon as I find the Gatekeeper.”
“Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.”
16:34 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Almighty, the great work is done!
Frau Blucher — 134th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Himmelbjerget!”, stands at the 20th position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the god Vintz Clortho. She’s asking someone to sculpt a figure of speech and report the results via express mail.
21:26 There’s no place like Herostan, except for all the other towns.
Frau Blucher — 142nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Memento mori”, stands at the 49th position in the pantheon of Storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Vintz Clortho. She is a huge fan of Quirkytown’s pubs.
Frau Blucher — 143rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Memento mori”, stands at the 48th position in the pantheon of Storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Vintz Clortho. All she ever wanted was a little love and affection.
20:52 Soulfulness has taken over my being, Almighty! I’m experiencing a soul-sational transformation that’s out of this world!