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Frau Blucher 6

level 142
trader level 19

Memento mori

Age 10 years
Personality righteous
Guild Guild Name
(middling)
Monsters Killed about 760 thousand
Death Count 223
Wins / Losses 31 / 25
Temple Completed at 03/29/2015
Ark Completed at 10/31/2016 (507.1%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/24/2019
Book Written at 10/01/2021
Souls Gathered 76.72%
Shop “Thousand Things”
Pet Lava lamb Abbynormal 40th level
Boss Rootbear with 161% of power

Equipment

Weapon mace of amnesia +150
Shield incognito mode +152
Head existential dreadlocks +154
Body vest of both worlds +152
Arms punchline gloves +152
Legs clogs of stealth +151
Talisman ridiculous-o-meter +152

Skills

  • brain dilution level 179
  • swear-o-matic level 152
  • strong brow level 148
  • instant hairloss level 142
  • tooth sampling level 141
  • awkward silence level 138
  • opacity control level 138
  • pseudopod attack level 133
  • dragon pout level 126
  • falcon punch level 122

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Complete and turn in two side jobs within 24 hours
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Befriend Godville Administrator

Pantheons

Gratitude422
Might136
Templehood11442
Mastery312
Taming273
Survival1396
Savings273
Creation1785
Arkeology697
Catch854
Wordcraft39
Soulfulness17
Unity4
Popularity5
Duelery4
Adventure3

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Vinz Clortho the Keymaster of Gozer was a demigod and loyal minion of The Destructor, the Sumerian shape-shifting god of destruction, Gozer the Gozerian. Vinz is assumed to be male because it is known as the Keymaster, and possessed a male host instead of a female host. Also, it has noticeably longer horns than Zuul, the Gatekeeper, who is believed to be female. Vinz Clortho was worshiped by the Sumerians and Hittites in 6000 BC, alongside Zuul and their master.
Vinz Clortho, known as the Keymaster, and Zuul the Gatekeeper are harbingers of destruction and primary agents for summoning Gozer.
Vinz Clortho appears as a corporeal Terror Dog, which is a large, powerful demonic monster with two horms and glowing red eyes. Vinz is able to possess a human being as a vessel in order to complete the ritual needed to secure Gozer’s arrival.
Unlike the more seductive and tempered Zuul, Vinz was more dim-witted. For example, he confused the Gatekeeper with a horse while attempting to identify its partner. Vinz also repeats human behaviors and speech to mimic humans in close proximity.

“I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer…Volguus Zildrohoar, Lord of the Seboullia. Are you the Gatekeeper?”
“You will perish in flame! Soon as I find the Gatekeeper.”
“Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.”

16:34 Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Almighty, the great work is done!

Frau Blucher — 134th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Himmelbjerget!”, stands at the 20th position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the god Vintz Clortho. She’s asking someone to sculpt a figure of speech and report the results via express mail.

21:26 There’s no place like Herostan, except for all the other towns.