08:24
What happened? Where am I? Is this a temple? How did I get here?
08:24
I think I get it now. I have the great honor of being chosen for an inscrutable purpose by a supreme being. Thank you, my Lord. I will not let you down!
08:24
Four wise monks said, “It is best to start with the glorification of the Lord through undertakings.” I’d better look around and find something to do in the next few hours.
08:24
The local monks said that the Great One is too busy being epic and cannot answer my prayers. What a pity.
08:25
Visited the soothsayer. She said I should figure out what the heck is going on. I’m not one to argue with destiny, so off we go!
09:05 AM
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Firefox, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Cuddles. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Cuddles, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Cuddles into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.