Notes to self. In case of a sudden memory loss.
Hey there my ‘future’ self, it’s me, the ‘present’… Or the ‘past’…? Well technically I am the ‘present’ and you are the ‘future’, but, in your timeline, I am the ‘past’ and your self the ‘present’, and you’re going to write something like this again to your ‘future’ or so. The thing is, you have a condition, it has something to do with your brain. It’s not really going to be a problem for you because you are smart and wise and handsome and every good thing you can think of. Anyway, you have a very short short-term memory. Yep, and there’s nothing we can do about it, except this, so yeah. Just write important things here. Got it? Good luck.
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Got a pet for the first time, a Talking Donkey and named him Chewy. I’m happy but at the same time a little sad. I really want to tame a Firefox but I can’t just abandon this poor thing in the wild to die (worst case of every monster here), damn you conscience… Or not. Well just going to let these thoughts go at the moment. But I still really want a Firefox
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Trying to know if you can get a Godville invite after deleting a friend. Nope.
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Wondering whether to submit that thing I wrote above in the Godville ideabox.
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Don’t change your motto, people will wonder how to make theirs invisible too.
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Yeah, it says “Hero’s Chronicles” but write anything anyway. It’s your life, your rules. Speaking of rules, you are aiming for a [pure good!] personality so remember: The first rule when dealing up with evil. DO NOT.
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I’m in a battle at the moment, in the middle of a ‘kill or be killed’ situation.
There are too many of them. It’s a sure win, but the process is just to slow. What do you think I should do? I want to burn them, but too lazy to do so. All I have is a stick, which is the only weapon available around. I’m killing them 1-10 at a time, but I think this is going to last a day at least.
My shield is impenetrable which is blocking every form of attempt they send to harm me. I can clearly see them, sense them, and even taste them, but can they? Look at them trying. Trying to evade my rage. Hopeless. That’s your consequence.
I’m kind of tired now. I think I’m just gonna lay down here for a while, rest my shaky hand and close my eyes for a moment. But this battle is not going to finish itself so I might as well dream about a plan.
It’s raining now. I wonder if water can help eliminate them. I’m thinking WASER (Water Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation). Nope, not possible. Even if it is, I will not be able to make it anyway because I’m just too lazy. Maybe burn them? Nope.
Ah. Look at them, grouping again. As if they are planning to invade the inside of my sanctuary. Like that will happen. Anyway, back to business. 10, 20, 40… Just too slow and too many of them, I really should just burn them. Wait. Or are they waiting? Waiting for me to get out of here, out of my fortress? Really? Or not. Okay lets just burn them. BURN THEM. So long, you cocky invaders. You can all die now. Embrace your fate, welcome your death, celebrate it. We’re all gonna die anyway. Just this time, it’s yours.
As the ember’s glow slowly fades and smoke vaporizes into thin air clearly revealing the battlefield, I walked in.
I approached the fallen. I can see them agonizing. I feel the regret in their eyes. I want to help, help them out of misery. It’s alright, it’s going to be alright, you’ve fought a good fight. It’s now time. Time for you to rest. Rest. In. Pieces.
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By the the way I was talking about small wasps building their hive near my private place. My weapon was a bamboo stick and my shield was a mosquito net. Well, fire was far more effective.
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So you can actually gift a recharge in your Godpower accumulator. Just click on: charge accumulator>gift charges>my name>charges pack (250 charges pack for example). Well, it will work if we are friends so yeah, if you want to gift me something, hunt an ‘invite to Godville’ first. It might not easy but sure I’m worth it. Try it now.
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