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Turnip Boy

level 35

For Turnip God!!!☢

Age 7 months 12 days
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 23 thousand
Death Count 16
Wins / Losses 8 / 10
Bricks for Temple 51.1%
Pet Ninja tortoise Dogmeat 20th level

Equipment

Weapon epic flail +44
Shield fourth wall +42
Head Robin's hood +46
Body chain e-mail +44
Arms dimensionless gloves +45
Legs Waders of The Lost Ark +45
Talisman friendship bracelet +44

Skills

  • elbow bite level 23
  • strong brow level 15
  • slap of the whale level 14
  • falcon punch level 13
  • swoop of the smith level 12
  • electrostatic discharge level 10
  • win on points level 6

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Is Shart Face.
Turnip Boy is joining Warped Quantum? never told him to so i’m quite skeptical of this quest.
Has joined Warped Quantum. They aren’t at peak popularity right now but 2 more people are joining now so hopefully they’ll be helpful.
Today is the anniversary of Godville so thats nice. Why is Turnip Boy’s brain so small? I don’t know and I don’t want to know.

So how did we get here? I’ll tell you. Turnip Boy is a 12 year old boy with the brains of a turnip. How can he drink beer? No idea. Well Turnip God saved him by making him his hero. Now he is in the body of a 21 year old. Turnip Boy has been known to commit tax evasion and other crimes, but is newly reformed after becoming a hero for his god.

Got the Hero of the day award. wonder what that does….

Got in top 100 for godville bingo! very exiting for Turnip God.