Is Shart Face.
Turnip Boy is joining Warped Quantum? never told him to so i’m quite skeptical of this quest.
Has joined Warped Quantum. They aren’t at peak popularity right now but 2 more people are joining now so hopefully they’ll be helpful.
Today is the anniversary of Godville so thats nice. Why is Turnip Boy’s brain so small? I don’t know and I don’t want to know.
So how did we get here? I’ll tell you. Turnip Boy is a 12 year old boy with the brains of a turnip. How can he drink beer? No idea. Well Turnip God saved him by making him his hero. Now he is in the body of a 21 year old. Turnip Boy has been known to commit tax evasion and other crimes, but is newly reformed after becoming a hero for his god.
Got the Hero of the day award. wonder what that does….
Got in top 100 for godville bingo! very exiting for Turnip God.