Hero

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Makraken 658

level 131
trader level 11

Bite my shiney metal helm

Age 12 years 1 month
Personality righteous
Guild Time Lords
(timelord)
Monsters Killed about 933 thousand
Death Count 309
Wins / Losses 55 / 88
Temple Completed at 07/03/2014
Ark Completed at 03/11/2016 (599.2%)
Pairs Gathered at 05/24/2018
Book Written at 12/23/2022
Souls Gathered 72.54%
Shop “Good Crap Cheap”
Pet Philosoraptor Sooba 40th level
Boss Exoskeletor with 162% of power

Equipment

Weapon kickaxe +144
Shield illusion of safety +146
Head bionic eyebrows +147
Body diamond duster +145
Arms unopposable thumbs +147
Legs ground pounders +145
Talisman purse of squandering +146

Skills

  • battle chess level 163
  • instant hairloss level 155
  • mountain moving level 143
  • deafening snore level 143
  • save-load level 142
  • thumb blowing level 130
  • fake smile level 127
  • dove of peace level 124
  • backyard portal level 118
  • mosquito roar level 114

Feats

  • ⓷ Get the 1st place in bingo at the end of a day
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Get a new aura through the aura of curiosity
  • ⓵ Walk a pet that has sat in the ark for a year

Pantheons

Might856
Templehood10020
Mastery701
Taming1263
Survival2313
Savings779
Creation1471
Arkeology383
Catch533
Wordcraft454
Soulfulness425
Unity28
Popularity36
Duelery186
Adventure182

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Martyr
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank
  • Miner, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I can has chronicles?Hark! The Deeds of Makraken, the Righteous. Tommackesy watches over him.

The banners of “Time Lords” fly proudly where’er he treads, though some say ‘tis more a warning than welcome. The innkeepers of Beerburgh both welcome and dread his arrival. They say he once performed “dove of peace” backwards, upside down, and during teatime. In his noble quests, aided is he by Sooba “Long-lived”, a mighty philosoraptor. Despite his rank, he maintains steadfast belief in miracles and the Satan Claus. That’s the short of it, though our hero claims there’s more.

21:42
Noticed how my epic tale got our guild noticed in Godville.