I can has chronicles?Hark! The Deeds of Makraken, the Righteous. Tommackesy watches over him.
The banners of “Time Lords” fly proudly where’er he treads, though some say ‘tis more a warning than welcome. The innkeepers of Beerburgh both welcome and dread his arrival. They say he once performed “dove of peace” backwards, upside down, and during teatime. In his noble quests, aided is he by Sooba “Long-lived”, a mighty philosoraptor. Despite his rank, he maintains steadfast belief in miracles and the Satan Claus. That’s the short of it, though our hero claims there’s more.
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Noticed how my epic tale got our guild noticed in Godville.