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09:46 pm In Days of Yore Lived Isneihri, the Bold, as chosen by TiaMarie the Divine.
Strange trinkets she bears: sometimes an armoire of invincibility, other times a loose end. The bards sing not of her quest to patch the hole in a donut, for they can scarce stop laughing. Known far and wide is her indomitable atomic kitten, Frank “Swanky”, of most spirited temperament. Though she utterly rejects the words of soothsayers, she follows their every instruction, just to be safe. Lo, her most glorious feat — “bad breath” performed through rings of flame. She refuseth to spend nights in Monsterdam, though none dare ask why. Thus concludes another scroll in the Great Archive of Godville.