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Thee House Wife ⚙ 庙舟畜33

level 72

HM want it past ur eyes?

Age 10 years 4 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 166 thousand
Death Count 120
Wins / Losses 447 / 90
Temple Completed at 06/12/2015
Ark Completed at 05/06/2019 (132.8%)
Twos of Every Kind 37m, 47f (3.7%)
Savings 5M, 187k (17.3%)
Pet Talking donkey Boo

Equipment

Weapon rambow +81
Shield language barrier +83
Head crown molding +85
Body black light armor +81
Arms motion-capture dots +82
Legs kilt of mooning +80
Talisman tentacled pentacle +81

Skills

  • lion belch level 52
  • falcon punch level 48
  • quantum fireball level 47
  • teeth gnashing level 46
  • mosquito roar level 41
  • bloody itch level 41
  • beer belly level 39
  • mountain moving level 38
  • foot massage level 35
  • winged swing level 31

Pantheons

Might18477
Templehood11841
Gladiatorship185

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

CHORUS x2 WE ARE THE HARVEST MOON GUILD!(GUILD GUILD GUILD GUILD) WE FIGHT TO WIN AND TO KILL!(KILL KILL KILL KILL)

2nd verse WE COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLIT YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING, IN THE DARK NIGHT THE HARVEST MOON IS CREEPING, BOMB YOUR HOUSES WHILE YOUR PEEPS ’ALL WEEPING SACRIFICE YOUR CORPSE WHILE YOUR BLOOD IS SEEPING!

CHORUS (written by Lord Epicness)

5/4/16 Thee House Wife - 52nd-level adventurer, member of the“Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “HM want it past ur eyes?”, stands at the 119th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Thee Milk Man. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.