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Obsidiansilver

level 65

☥hat! Is! Not! My! Cow!

Age 8 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 134 thousand
Death Count 79
Wins / Losses 4 / 3
Temple Completed at 12/07/2016
Wood for Ark 72.8%
Savings 2M, 975k (9.9%)
Pet Dandy lion Baloo

Equipment

Weapon sharpest tool in the box +74
Shield electronic countermeasures +74
Head blindfold of invisibility +74
Body machine-washable plate mail +74
Arms web shooters +74
Legs tights of immodesty +76
Talisman solar wind chimes +74

Skills

  • strike of the rabbit level 43
  • glance of Kaa level 38
  • peace enforcement level 38
  • inept singing level 34
  • battle chess level 33
  • effect of the groundhog level 30
  • full throttle level 30
  • beer belly level 29
  • self-propelled feet level 28
  • awkward silence level 25

Pantheons

Might24283
Templehood21535

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Day 7522 G.E
11:47 PM The Playdough Golem squeaked, “May you live in interesting times…” as its life slipped away. Stuffed 20 coins in my pockets before slowly backing off.

Day 2521 G.E
Wanted: Fodder for Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Farm. Special rates for Vogon Poets.

Day 2457 G.E
05:46 AM “The Mended Drum” was closed today. It must have been a sign from above! I’d better add 934 gold coins to my savings.

Hell hath frozen over!

10:22 PM “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” signs appeared on all the walls and buildings in town in glowing paint. This will show the other guilds that Godville is our territory now, at least until they paint it over again.

Day 2418 G.E.
11:47 PM Ads
“The Master Blacksmith in Godvillewood will forge any piece of equipment you wish. All orders are accepted, but those for a holy grenade launcher will be executed with special zeal.”

Quest
08:48
Obsidiansilver took a hat in her hands and suddenly slammed it down on her enemy’s head.
Salsamander received a good blow to the face. Mediocius politely offered to pick up his broken teeth.
Federer Almighty told Salsamander to close his eyes for a surprise. Salsamander did and got punched in the face.
Existentially Angsty shouted ‘BOO!’ rather loudly. Salsamander fell over in his attempt to escape.
Kayalyn made a move to hit her opponent. Salsamander flinched and got punched twice for it.

Day 2385 G.E
05:36 PM Was finally resurrected by pagan priests after waiting for a long time.

Day 2380 G.E.
06:15 AM Everyone knows that rubber ducks exist to prevent Nargles from invading Godville. Now if only I could find a Nargle.
My quest to discover the exact function of a rubber duck has been completed! Got a lumberjacket as a reward. It’s time to go and celebrate!

Day 2380 G.E.
04:28 As the earth rippled, a statue of the founder of “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild appeared in the market square. For some reason it was clad in a pink feather boa. Surely the townsfolk will talk about this for a long time.

Day 2376 G.E
04:57 PM Almighty, I’ve been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don’t think being a responsible adult is going to work for me.

Day 2353 G.E.
09:18 AM A merchant got mad after Baloo started chewing on some of his merchandise. He told me that the only way to pay him back for the damages is to request a re-quest of this quest. That seems reasonable.

Day 2333 G.E
01:29 PM Judging by Nessie’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Nessie! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!

Day 2380 G.E. 04:28
As the earth rippled, a statue of the founder of “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild appeared in the market square. For some reason it was clad in a pink feather boa. Surely the townsfolk will talk about this for a long time.

Day 2432 G.E. Ads
The Master Blacksmith in Godvillewood will forge any piece of equipment you wish. All orders are accepted, but those for a holy grenade launcher will be executed with special zeal.

Day 2289 G.E 10.45am
Judging by Dino’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Dino! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!

Day 2284 G.E 4.45pm
Note to self: only borrow gold from pessimists. They don’t expect it back.

Day 2282 G.E. 1:39am
The Infernal Auditor was terminated with extreme prejudice. Got an empty pocket and 41 coins for my troubles.

Day 2281 G.E. 10:57
Had a bright idea, but it required consensual separation for manifest incompatibility of character.