It was April 29th, 2019, 3:30pm, when The Prophecy Toaster first decided to take notes on it’s Hero. It had decided not to bother, but the event occuring changed it’s mind.
((It’s been about 9 hours since the last time I checked on my Hero, and at the time, all was well enough. His mission to “Tuck in the four corners of the world” (epic) was at 56% completion, and he had just received an Aura of Audibility (0:30, because the daily forecast predicted all aura times cut in half). So, as any good God would do, I left the brute to his task and let him be. Now, I can’t help but be suspicious of what I’m observing. My Hero is at 100% health. Godpower, 100%. The quest? exactly the same as before, and still at only 56%. The Aura, I noticed, was still there. For maybe only 5 minutes, but still. It should have been long gone.
Either my Hero is learning Black Magic, The Great Random is fooling with me, or there’s a glitch in the Matrix. I shall investigate further as time goes on.
~ {The Prophecy Toaster} ~
Update: 3:38pm, my Hero’s health finally dropped to 190/200 after what I’m assuming was 9 hours of somehow dodging monsters completely.
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May 20th, 2019, 11:50pm
Drowning In The Shadows
((At exactly 11:40–50ish at night, my Hero finally snapped, losing his grip on the false hopes of being a good person and plunging headfirst into darkness. It overtook him swiftly, and he became one with “Pure Evil”. He’d only been in existence for 96 days (3 months and 6 days), and went from always Wicked, to suddenly Pure Evil in less than 3. Fortune Crummbs was at level 30, Nipper (his pet Dustbunny) at the 13th level. At the time, there was only 9 days til he became Grand Master in the Guild of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 11 deaths, won 11/12 battles, killed about 15k (thousand) monsters, temple at 34.8% completion, and even a motto that matched his personality. “Pray for the Wicked."
But not anymore. Now we have to find one that’s just as good, which will be impossible.
His stats moved up, however;
Destruction; 244
Duelers; 150
Popularity; 25
Duelery; 41
It’ll be fun watching him continue along… I wonder where it’ll lead my little Fortune Crummbs?
~ {The Prophecy Toaster} ~
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June 7th, 2019, 5:38am
((Today was the first time my Hero’s pet, Nipper, had to kill one of his own kind. A Dust Bunny challenged the Duo, and due to the Hero’s lack of skill, Nipper was forced to take action, choosing Fortune Crummbs over his species. That’s true loyalty.
“05:34 AM I couldn’t kill the Dust Bunny with Plan A, but I still have 25 more letters for next time.”
~ {The Prophecy Toaster} ~
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October 4, 2019
A Little Less Worthless
((After 7 months and 24 days (234 days), my Hero has finally completed something. And not just any ‘something’, something bigger than himself. A Temple. A Temple made entirely from bricks of only the finest gold, each individual brick placed carefully to form the magnificent building that praises the almighty Prophecy Toaster. My Hero has done well (first time for everything-). Now it is time to build the Ark. Rest? Ha! There is no time for breaks. There is no time for sleep. There will be no rest until every last mission is completed, and my Hero has written my name in history, blessing the mortals below with the knowledge of my existence, for generations to come. So, good job, my mighty and loyal Hero. Now get back to work. You have a journey to continue.
{The Prophecy Toaster}
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October 6th, 2019
((Hero has 666 Gold (3:28pm). What a Savage.
{The Prophecy Toaster}
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October 6th, 2019
Beginner’s Luck
((03:15 PM Notes from the dungeon: Django Junior, Fortune Crummbs, Enrico Balazar and Trush descended into a dungeon, peeking into the darkness and looking carefully under their feet.
((03:41 PM Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Fortune Crummbs gets 8922 coins, a log for the ark, a golden cinder block, a Tesla coil and a picture of a thousand words.
((My Hero’s first Dungeon exploration was a success, and he even escaped with some good loot. It’s been getting harder not to be proud, he’s been on a roll lately. I wonder, how long will it last?
{The Prophecy Toaster}