FACTS ABOUT SCORCHO:
•Despite many rumors, Scorcho was never born. He was found roaming the halls of the hospital, offering medical advice to nurses and staff.
•Is rumored to be a Time Lord
•Aliens once visited him and he gave them knowledge.
•Wrote the greatest love story ever written, then destroyed it.
•He has actually set fire to the rain.
•He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
•His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
•The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
•Cuba imports cigars from him.
•Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
•In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
• Is not machine washable
• He has 50,000 photographs of his own camera
•If you tune your radio to 88.4 MHz, you can hear his thoughts
• His face appears on high-value stamps in Sweden
•He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
•If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
•He bowls overhand.
•He is fluent in all languages, including two that he only speaks.
•Ghosts fear him.
•His mother has a heart tattoo that reads, “SON”.
•He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
•Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
•Dreams in HD.
Pets Scorcho Loved
Rex the Huffalump Bye bye Rex. 15 months I had you. But it was time to say goodbye.
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Rex into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams.