Who am I? I’m the worst kind of writer, that one you like, love so much. That one that will point out every character’s flaws, that one that loves throwing lame jokes every once in a while (ALWAYS!), that one with eyesore grammar and punctuation, that one that always uses “that”, and mostly, that one that will breaks The Holy Fourth Wall.
And I will always break it, just to make you cringe over and over. Because… it feeds me. Your tantalizing complains, bad reviews… Mhm, so invigorating. I’m ready to break The Fourth Wall and to publish another masterpiece of trash again.