God was banished. Reason: rule 2.5 violation

Heroine

Annoying Narrator

level 20

Age 6 years 10 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 6 thousand
Death Count 11
Wins / Losses 6 / 4
Bricks for Temple 13.1%
Pet Talking donkey Bolt 7th level

Equipment

Weapon axe of headbanging +25
Shield shield of utter stupidity +20
Head 2D glasses +19
Body anti-radiation suit +21
Arms runic bracers +20
Legs boots of depleted uranium +21
Talisman basilisk jaw +22

Skills

  • oak cloaking level 8
  • cobweb gulp level 4

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Builder, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Who am I? I’m the worst kind of writer, that one you like, love so much. That one that will point out every character’s flaws, that one that loves throwing lame jokes every once in a while (ALWAYS!), that one with eyesore grammar and punctuation, that one that always uses “that”, and mostly, that one that will breaks The Holy Fourth Wall.

And I will always break it, just to make you cringe over and over. Because… it feeds me. Your tantalizing complains, bad reviews… Mhm, so invigorating. I’m ready to break The Fourth Wall and to publish another masterpiece of trash again.