I don’t know what I’m doing.
Hero
Benmad 547
level 128
Never leapfrog a unicorn.
| Age | 10 years 1 month |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild |
7 Deadly Sins
(unforgiven)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 737 thousand |
| Death Count | 186 |
| Wins / Losses | 26 / 27 |
| Temple Completed at | 03/29/2016 |
| Ark Completed at | 09/29/2017 (484.3%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 10/08/2019 |
| Book Written at | 01/04/2023 |
| Souls Gathered | 73.16% | Savings | 26M, 653k (88.8%) |
| Pet | Presidential seal Saaz 43rd level |
| Boss | Arrestocrat with 141% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | flail of the century | +140 |
| Shield | non-disclosure agreement | +140 |
| Head | distributor cap | +141 |
| Body | afterlife preserver | +142 |
| Arms | fistful of dollars | +141 |
| Legs | jingle belt | +142 |
| Talisman | hurt locket | +142 |
Skills
- deafening snore level 154
- battle chess level 141
- strike of the rabbit level 137
- swear-o-matic level 128
- toe-bite level 126
- somersault squatting level 121
- backyard portal level 111
- cry of horror level 110
- selfish interest level 109
- cri de coeur level 105
Feats
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 171 |
| Might | 1279 |
| Templehood | 15403 |
| Mastery | 1203 |
| Taming | 951 |
| Survival | 683 |
| Savings | 1443 |
| Arkeology | 1202 |
| Catch | 1095 |
| Wordcraft | 500 |
| Soulfulness | 441 |
| Unity | 50 |
| Duelery | 167 |
| Adventure | 56 |
Achievements
- Honored Favorite
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Miner, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Hotshot, 3rd rank
- Raider, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank