Hero

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Theant 658

level 137
trader level 26

PanGalatic Gargle Blaster

Age 13 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild Gnomeland Security
(gnolifer)
Monsters Killed about 971 thousand
Death Count 194
Wins / Losses 143 / 93
Temple Completed at 06/08/2012
Ark Completed at 08/26/2015 (641.5%)
Pairs Gathered at 03/06/2018
Book Written at 11/25/2022
Souls Gathered 68.9%
Shop “Tavern Supplies”
Pet Godvilla Sandy 41st level
Boss Detrimentalist with 132% of power

Equipment

Weapon Sword of a Thousand Truths +151
Shield communication barrier +151
Head ear trumpet +151
Body not-to-scale mail +151
Arms warm embracelets +151
Legs spurs of the moment +151
Talisman slay bell +151

Skills

  • shiny heels level 173
  • fanned fingers level 164
  • spontaneous combustion level 156
  • win on points level 156
  • self-propelled feet level 148
  • electro-broom level 143
  • bloody itch level 140
  • explosive character level 134
  • rickrolling level 113
  • dragon pout level 113

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Get a new aura through the aura of curiosity
  • ⓵ Walk a pet that has sat in the ark for a year

Pantheons

Gratitude342
Might413
Templehood1098
Gladiatorship2533
Mastery441
Taming1126
Survival307
Savings455
Arkeology216
Catch415
Wordcraft385
Soulfulness564
Unity231
Duelery300
Adventure158

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

And So we come to the story of theant. . . If you read his chronicles you will notice that he was born of two queens. One had a thorax and many workers to serve her, the other had his very own adams apple. We do not ask the story of their romance for it was long and full of unintended consequences, like theant. Upon his entry into manhood, he was forced to leave the hill that was the abode of his mother, and so he set out in search of his father whom he had never met. As of the last reports we have been able to gather, theant is still searching for his father. A surprise awaits him when he finds out that he was actually named after his father and not by his mother as he had assumed all his life. His father noted theant leaving his mothers home, and being a doting father, but a bit of a recluse, decided to make his son a hero. Yes it turns out that theant is part insect and part demi- . . . well I guess demi-insect is the best description. And so theant has traveled the world of Godville in search of his father whom he believes to be human.

Along his travels theant has met many strange and wonderful people, most of them he has challenged to mortal combat not knowing that they had been placed in his path by his father in order to teach him the lessons of life as a demi- . . . Like all those that are young and reckless theant sometimes gets into a fight he can not win. Fortunately his father is mostly kind and forgiving, and gives him a second chance (and a third and a fourth and. . . ) and when his father is busy elsewhere in the realms of the gods (or wooing theant’s mother) his demi-status becomes useful and theant is able to bring himself back to once again attempt that which should never be considered and to drink away any memories of success he may have had.

I was going to procrastinate today, but I decided to put it off until tomorrow.

The Spanish Inquisitor had to perform an awesome combo, several critical strikes, three fatalities and bribe me with a golden brick before I admitted defeat. Great One, now that you resurrected me… Am I a zombie? By the way, thanks for an alchemical transmuter!

The Godvilla raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Baloo suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Baloo quietly heaved is last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

Tattooed ‘PanGalatic Gargle Blaster’ on my butt cheek. Nice.

The April Fool raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Iago suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Iago quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

I can’t believe that I’m lugging around the body of my dead Iago. I either need to revive it or find a good taxidermist.

Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Iago. I promise my new best friend will look just like you!

The Inevitable Hulk raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Tigger suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Tigger quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

No opponent dared to challenge my superior combat abilities. Got 2284 gold coins for trying and returned to doing real heroic deeds.