Birthday: 16th Feb 2017. 6pm.
24th July 2017
02:12 PM
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
1st Pet a second after levelling to 18!
13/3 09:38 pm I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Sun Dog, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Pilot. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
1st July
21:15 Judging by Pilot’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Pilot! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
08:17 am No one dares to fight me. Fine, I’ll take that golden brick without any duel.
08:53 pm
If you ask an optimist, it’s joy. If you ask a pessimist, it’s misery. And if you ask a cynic, it’s a tie between inanity and stupidity. All I know is, it isn’t beer!
My quest to find the most abundant element in the universe has brought a very nice reward of 16329 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back… (fk ed up thanks, unannounced maintenance)
3rd May
06:57 pm
Oh, I guess this quest is going to be really epic! I have to find the East Pole and claim it in the name of Godville. And they want me to make it fast. Are they kidding?
6th May
06:07 am Used a convenient pole to save a young hero from being washed away by a river. He stuck the pole in the ground nearby and declared it to be the east pole.
My quest to find the East Pole and claim it in the name of Godville has brought a very nice reward of 19721 coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back…
09:35 PM
Notes from the battlefield: The Cholestroll was used up for gold and experience! Heading to town to heal and guzzle the loot.
01:37 pm
Notes from the battlefield: The Level Boss was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds
wth hero… 15/5/17
05:09 pm Decided to sell my life dearly. A golden brick seemed a fair price.
Random
11:23 pm Followed a circular path. Somehow ended up back at square one.
11:30 pm My coin pouch shuddered violently and ejected a gold brick with a sonorous belch.
09:18 pm My new theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
10:59 am Went to the Wounded Heroes office asking for help, but I was told that the damage to my pride did not qualify as a battle wound.
11:17 am How is it possible that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes the whole box to start a campfire?
07:36 pm Bought a box of cookies only to find a gold brick in it. What a disappointment.
03:44 pm Felt a strong desire to examine the continuum transfunctioner. My senses didn’t let me down — found 3887 gold coins inside!
10:50 pm Stayed up all night trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia.
09:10 pm Suddenly felt an irresistible urge to take apart the mystery box and found 4974 gold coins inside. Now that’s the intuition of a true hero!
06:36 pm I may never get out of this battle alive, but I’ll die trying.
12:59 am The Were-Panther was so impressed with my fighting skills that he rewarded me with a golden brick. Posthumously.
10:45 am Oh, this Silent Lamb is the totem of our guild! Offered it various honors and got a zen energy pouch and a wish of further career growth in return.
01:18 pm One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor… and a tab for 394 coins to go with it.
08:51 am I didn’t know that the head of a Thesaurus Rex could be exchanged for a golden brick. I hope to find some more of them in the future.
aprils fools
06:51 pm Reached the volunteers aid stand and got the following: “a magic 69 ball, some grounds for complaint, a rubber duck, some stuff that nobody wants, a broomerang, a spell binder, a book of famous last words, a spinal enhancement pill, some bacon of hope and a universe-shaped donut”.
10:00 pm Following a sudden urge, I peeked into my knapsack and couldn’t find two bold trophies, but found two golden bricks instead. That’s what I call a true miracle!
08:12 am Following a sudden urge, I peeked into my knapsack and couldn’t find two bold trophies, but found two golden bricks instead. That’s what I call a true miracle!