Bravely bold Tavana ran away
Bravely ran away, away
When danger reared its ugly head, she bravely turned her tail and fled
Yes, brave Tavana turned about and gallantly, she chickened out
Bravely taking to her feet, she beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, oh, Tavana
She is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and pissing off home
Yes, bravely she is throwing in the sponge