Jade Li, the brave heroine, has fought numerous monsters. She has bravely faced any challen-
Stop right there.
No, I will not be silenced!-
Do you want an eternity of broken mirrors, anvils & comical injuries? Yes?
Continue.
Thank you.
You know Atlantis? That ancient advanced city? Nice place, smart people, lovely beaches it had. Until it got destroyed, of course.
Yes? So?
You see, I was the patron God of the city. My area of expertise is misfortune, so it was to be expected. All my favorites are doomed from the start. This is why I have to switch heroes so often.
Sucks to be you.
It will suck even more to be you if you keep commenting. Capiche?
Yes.
Good.
Currently, I’m following a particularly dumb brunette, named Jade Li. She’s a descendant of Atlantis, but she has none of their insights, sadly. These are her chronicles.
Feats Of Heroism
*Taming an grounded hog
*Beating the Gladigator soundly (with Segrett Flushen and Talo Abyssi)
*Defeating Skanku in the arena
Lost but not forgotten:
Nipper the rabid raccoon, Buck, the were panther & Sven, the alpha centaur, who were loyal pets.
One morning, our heroine stumbled out of the inn, hungover.