Hero
Superbong-
level 6
| Age | 9 years 3 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 6 dozen |
| Death Count | 0 |
| Wins / Losses | 0 / 0 |
| Bricks for Temple | 0.1% |
Equipment
| Weapon | none | |
| Shield | plastic plate | -9 |
| Head | wreath of daisies | -10 |
| Body | mud coating | -10 |
| Arms | misspelled tattoo | -9 |
| Legs | holy sock | -9 |
| Talisman | carrot on a stick | -10 |
Pantheons
| Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |