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Jenny8675309

level 86

Wait! Did you hear that?

Age 13 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 285 thousand
Death Count 137
Wins / Losses 176 / 88
Temple Completed at 11/06/2011
Wood for Ark 35.9%
Savings 5M, 998k (20.0%)
Pet Terror bull Fido 7th level

Equipment

Weapon colossal blunderbuss +99
Shield proxy protection +98
Head thinking cap +97
Body shining armor of darkness +99
Arms spiral galaxy arm +96
Legs toe trucks +96
Talisman crystal heart +95

Skills

  • falcon punch level 92
  • iron vortex level 87
  • sunstroke level 87
  • rail-bending level 76
  • mountain moving level 71
  • poisoned kiss level 44
  • Electro-broom level 40
  • explosive character level 38
  • Asynchronized swimming level 34
  • selfish interest level 34

Pantheons

Might9913
Templehood134
Gladiatorship1499

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I have fought over 230 chronicled battles and more than 200K monsters. I have died and been resurrected by the mighty hand of my cruel goddess at least 82 times. I am armed with the latest weapons available for my level. I have trained long and extensively…If you encounter me in the arena, beware…my reputation precedes me. I will spend your gold recklessly and laugh as I do so. I am loyal to my guild and to my friends. I have successfully tamed a monster to reach level 33! I have been known to run into trees and knock myself out. I have taken the vow of science and therefore I know I am intelligent, despite my looks. I haven’t had a date in a long time…but I’m ok with that; I’ve got a mission to fulfill. Look for my obscene hieroglyph on the merchant’s signboards. Wait! Did you hear that?

II Tanner N is defeated. Jenny8675309 added 1871 gold coins to her treasury. Jenny8675309 put an immobile phone, a black highlighter pen, a weakest link, a “From Valhalla, with love” postcard, a null string, a super bowl, an “any key” and Tanner N’s ear into her bag. I triumphed yet again. Reader beware.

III I had a terrible nightmare, in which I wasn’t as good looking as I thought I was, and was also incredibly incompetent. I woke up in a cold sweat from that one.

IV Notes from the battlefield: Chauncy was defeated. Jenny8675309 got 296 gold coins. Jenny8675309 became the owner of a great rag: blade of grass. Jenny8675309 put Chauncy’s ear, and a golden brick for the temple into her bag. Yep, another win for me. You may be my next defeated foe.

V Watched Boo sleep as he cuddled against my leg. Aw, what a cute little multi-legged luggage…that’s the stuff life is made of.

VI Bear Of Fear is defeated. Jenny8675309 got 1036 coins. Jenny8675309 now has a health bar, some spare time, a pouch of static, a clutch of unscrambled eggs, a hairball, Bear Of Fear’s ear and a golden brick for the temple at her disposal. Jenny for the WIN!

VII Every member of Kitty Cat Council in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Los Demonos are mildly bemused, but our guild has clearly increased in stature here today. I love my guild!

VIII Notes from the battlefield: Nkd is defeated. Jenny8675309 got 4326 gold coins. Jenny8675309 now has an essence of health, an extra life, an extra life and a lock of Nkd’s hair at her disposal. I NEVER GET TIRED OF WINNING!

IX I have lost all hope of resurrecting my pet. Goodbye, Tigger. I promise my new best friend will look just like you!

X Oh my Gosh!! I cant believe this is happening!! Look over this and weep dear reader, yes…wail & mourn with me; I found my name carved into a tree, in a heart with an arrow through it. I think someone is planning on killing me. These are dire times…I shall be ever so diligent as I traverse the highways and byways of our treacherous land. “Wait! Did you HEAR that?” … sorry… just practicing my motto. If you don’t hear from me again…look for my bones bleaching in the sun. I never get buried when I die, so it shouldn’t be difficult to find me…unless my Goddess resurrects me.

XI There was a full moon last night. All that moonlight was a bit eerie, but after howling for a while with Boo I felt much better. It’s good to traverse the wild side every now & then.

XII The strangest thing just happened! In a flash, Fred Titer appeared in my artifact sack, instead of the friendship bracelet, screaming. It appears I’ve made a new friend. I hope this will be profitable for me.

XIII Yelled ‘Wait! Did you hear that?’ at the Eight-bit Thief and it died laughing. Found 20 gold coins. All in all, a successful encounter.

XIV I met Andruwill today. We traded stories of our near-death experiences. It’s amazing how many ways a hero can die. It’s so good to have acquaintances with whom one can trade tales of one’s experiences. Ah, who am I kidding? It was great to hang out with my buddy, that’s all.

XV I’ve had a revelation; This world is full of paranoid people and I swear they are all watching me.

XVI Hmm, Los Adminos. Yet again, I arrive without fanfare, despite my record of glorious deeds. what does a girl have to DO to get some recognition around here?

XVII I’m not sure if i should be insulted or not…here’s what happened: The guild doctor told me that I was terminally stupid. I asked for a second opinion. He told me that I was also ugly. How rude is that?!? I know I’m ugly, does he really think I’ve never looked in a mirror?

XVIII The Dead Terrorist was sacrificed to the Almighty. As its spirit floated skyward, I found an Х marking the spot and 27 coins lying next to its remains. I am the Mighty Jenny8675309!!! See me & flee in terror all you monsters, or you shall share his fate! BEWARE!!!

XIX Decided to take a short rest in a nearby cave. Scratched on one of the walls was written, ‘Pebejay was here’. Made my own mark beneath. apparently they’ll let just anyone sleep here.

XX Some people say I’m not very bright. I think this shiny new small twig should prove them wrong.

XXI I have proof that my Goddess exists!! here’s what happened: A man told me that goddesses don’t exist. I decided to prove him wrong by holding my breath until you showed me a sign. Thank you for making me dizzy and showing me flying, black spots after only two minutes. You truly are great, Exalted One!

XXII Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Goddess! I feel crazy with happiness..

XXIII I hate it when people ask me if I got here safely. No, I died many, many times.

XXIV Oh no! Boo just ate the loose cannon. Stupid multi-legged luggage.

XXV Notes from the battlefield: The Ancient Demon was triumphantly defeated! It was a glorious battle; I suffered some vicious blows, but I kicked some “boss butt!”

XXVI Judging by Boo’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Boo was level 28. sob I shall miss him so much!

XXVII This morning I had the breakfast of champions! I just hope they don’t find out who ate it.

XXVIII I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Alpha Centaur, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Nessie. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

XXIX Fell down a hill. Hit the ground repeatedly as I flipped over and over again, all the way to the bottom. That’s how I roll.

XXX Note from the battlefield: The Mad Clown was triumphantly defeated! I’ve gained more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.

XXXI Yes, Almighty! Following your command I blindly made a volcano insurance policy using a vacant genie’s lamp, a vampire’s mirror and 22 coins as materials.

XXXII My quest to get the band back together was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.

XXXIII Every time I tell Nessie about my heroic deeds, he seems to work on his “unbearable boredom” skill. I wonder why?

XXXIV I was standing in the sunset, looking across the golden rooftops of Godville, with the breeze ruffling my hair. A passer-by called up from the street, “What’s with the epic pose? Did you take a walk on the wild side, or something?” Well, not yet…

XXXV My quest to take a walk on the wild side was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too.

XXXVI Finally found some fool who was able to save me from all these tribbles. I even managed to got 10729 gold coins for it!

XXXVII Dug out a glass jaw. Yep, I knew just where to search.

XXXVIII The Thesaurus Rex raised its hand for a deadly final strike, but Nessie suddenly flung himself at the monster’s feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, breaking its neck. Good job, Nessie! You’ve saved my life and thanks to your medal you didn’t even hurt yourself!

XXXIX Trained Nessie to strike a fierce and intimidating pose when I yell “Wait! Did you hear that?”. Now we’ll really look like a team!

XL Sooba was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 81 now!

SHOUT OUT TO CHARLIEANANSI: the BEST fanboy ever!!

You made it into the Times! I will be your official fanboy: Jenny8675309 – 81st-level adventurer, member of the “Kitty Cat Council” guild, with the motto “Wait! Did you hear that?”, stands at the 135th position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Stevie1. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Wow, you made it into the Times! Jenny8675309 – 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Kitty Cat Council” guild, with the motto “Wait! Did you hear that?”, stands at the 83rd position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Stevie1. We’ve had many reports that a Spice Worm has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter.