Gehena is the clueless adventurer striving for mediocrity in a world of excellence. Infact she is so clueless she had to plagiarise her bio.
Gehena was born into a family of athiests. Her parents were scientific, intellegent, and hard working. her siblings were dilligent and methodical. The God of the Great Random with the cruel humor was not happy with this, and thus created the most incompetent, paranoid, and pigheaded drunkard ever to exist.
Gehena has frazzled red hair, wears a tinfoil hat to prevent mind probes, a pair of red/green 3D glasses to see in the dark, and a ski outfit with a floatation vest attached. She also carries what seems to be a backpack at first glance, but is actually a homemade parachute made of bubble wrap and sewed together with dental floss.
Gehena fancies herself a great adventurer who is ready for anything. She prides herself on having lots of combat experience (wrestling with the family labrador), outdoor survival and culinary skills (adding milk to dog biscuits).
Watch out the world of Godville! Because ready or not, Gehena is coming!
Her favourite activities are spending all her money drinking, gambling, having a feast and going to concerts. She also loves going shopping and forking out huge amounts of gold for equipment with lesser stats than her current ones.
Her goals in life are to spend a million gold coins at entertainment joints, give her goddess a constant headache and to use her non-existent charisma and unique outlook on life to make Godville a more mediocre place.
Examples of Gehena’s folly:
Nov 19th 2011 – A good time is priceless
- 05:21: Had a good time at a crummy joint called ‘Boatmurdered’. Lost 7979 coins.
Nov 15th 2011 – Opening a mysterious artefact…
- 04:44: I’m sorry, Most Righteous One, but my last few entries were complete lies. I just wanted my life to seem more interesting.
- 04:45: Felt a burning desire to examine the deus ex machina. Sadly, my notarized death certificate was inside. Strange, I don’t recall that particular death, but it’s simply impossible to appeal a notarized certificate.
Oct 14th 2011 – Just finished my sobering quest!
- 07:23: Somehow I’ve managed to give up drinking. Found a chest full of money. Gonna drink heavily.
Sep 7th 2011 – Dear Diary <3
- 09:23: I ran out of space to write, so I bought a new diary.
- 09:25: Re-reading her diary, reminiscing over the good old days.